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||Issue: 361 | 26th day of Gathering, Y10
|Catching A TigermouseThen I heard a noise. I listened carefully. It was coming from my attic.|
|The Fabulous Four - The BeginningThis time it was my turn to roll my eyes. "Mom wouldn't do that without at least telling us."|
|Story Of My NeofamilyThere was Vue, then there was Koug, then Cassie, Rus, then topping them all off, Tamsy, creating an unbelievably unstable tower of baby neopets.|
|Seeking Ancient TreasureThe adventures of my pets - Tavie, Loli and Hiyouji - and the things they do when I'm not online.|
|The Relentless Faellie"I suppose I could take it home until the storm is through, and maybe feed it as well. But I don't intend to keep it."|
|The Honorary Feepit Vs. the MonoceraptorSuddenly a loud roar sounded throughout the jungle. "What was that sound?" asked Rufus...|
|Tyrannian StrangerHe was always there. Left of the second rock bridge, just before the ticket booth.|
|A Short TailThis is what I've always wanted to be, she thought.|
|Hatred Because Of Love"Brightmask, what are my siblings like? What are their names?"|
|It Happened Twice"I really like your Island Gelert," he said brightly. I grimaced.|
|The Kacheek Club: The Haunted Teahouse"Look at this!" Xana held up a red brochure with gold trim that was entitled Shenkuu Sights. "It has all sorts of interesting places that we can visit."|
|Time of Need"Ruan... you can't have a petpet!" I stammered out, completely flabbergasted. "Y-you're... an owner. Human."|
|The Water StoneKayle collapsed to the ground, dropping his mother's water pail. "Man, I'm parched. Let's get that water."|
|Cold"Blueberry or cranberry?" Keira carefully removes the tray of steaming muffins from the oven and places it on the counter. |
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Over an exceedingly long time (probably lengthier than is truly necessary for the well-adjusted individual), there was another and increasingly more pressing issue that had been playing sharply on my feverish mind and which, ultimately, took shape as one of the greatest experiments of my Neopian adventure to date. I am sharing my findings with you now because I solemnly believe that my research has barely scratched the surface of this mystery, and that there is something much more sinister lurking deep in the bowels of...
|The Book: Part Three|
Maria sighed. She was stuck on an island with a depressed thimble enthusiast and a magic book that had lost its magic.
It is really a matter of luck to get a nice gift from the Money Tree!