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||Issue: 355 | 15th day of Hiding, Y10
|Mr. WoogumsThings started getting a little wacky around noon, when my owner Alexandra came home from a good three and a half hours of doing what she does best; shopping.|
|ChaosSuch a large house, somehow always full of sound and life. Now the only sound is my footsteps through the empty halls...|
|Shine Like a StarHer smile disappeared. The Xweetok staring back at her was nothing like the one from her dream.|
|Chokato SaladApoc had a strange little habit of trying to take over the world. He tried to do so several times a day. |
|Pinjar, Super Kougra!"But I don't want to be painted with a Faerie Paint Brush! Faerie pets always look so... girly..."|
|Star PotentialCafé Kreludor was crammed to bursting point with customers. Jeneira had to shout to make her orders heard...|
|A New HeroI met the Ghost Lupe's charge...|
|The Morality of CompetitionThe Altador Cup is where we begin|
Sixteen teams hoping for a chance to win.
|A Magician's Quest: The Water Spells"He was so brave," whispered Wendy, putting her hand on Emily's shoulder. "No, just stupid," Emily said, choking back a sob.|
|A Lot of Love and a Little LuckWalking over to the fridge, I opened to check what was inside, and to my surprise, there were Omelettes. Actually, I lied, I wasn't surprised at all.|
|Show Your True Colors"I'm not putting up with this anymore! He keeps coming and coming, eating and eating, that the omelette is disappearing before all of our very eyes! I'm tired of it!"|
|A Flick of the WristDrawing is my life. But I only draw for my mom. Hoping that maybe she'll see it one day and come back for me.|
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"Mr. Woogums" by layniefayce
I was all settled in and prepared for a day of doing absolutely nothing but lying on my bed and staring at the ceiling. It's what average blue Skeiths like me do best, besides eating that is. When people tell you not to label my species as grumpy, lethargic, and incredibly boring, let me give you a piece of advice. Don't listen to them. Every assumption ever made about Skeiths is absolutely correct...
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Perhaps it's because of their rather small population that it is no surprise that there's no article on Koi and how to care for them in The Neopian Times...