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||Issue: 355 | 15th day of Hiding, Y10
|Mr. WoogumsThings started getting a little wacky around noon, when my owner Alexandra came home from a good three and a half hours of doing what she does best; shopping.|
|ChaosSuch a large house, somehow always full of sound and life. Now the only sound is my footsteps through the empty halls...|
|Shine Like a StarHer smile disappeared. The Xweetok staring back at her was nothing like the one from her dream.|
|Chokato SaladApoc had a strange little habit of trying to take over the world. He tried to do so several times a day. |
|Pinjar, Super Kougra!"But I don't want to be painted with a Faerie Paint Brush! Faerie pets always look so... girly..."|
|Star PotentialCafé Kreludor was crammed to bursting point with customers. Jeneira had to shout to make her orders heard...|
|A New HeroI met the Ghost Lupe's charge...|
|The Morality of CompetitionThe Altador Cup is where we begin|
Sixteen teams hoping for a chance to win.
|A Magician's Quest: The Water Spells"He was so brave," whispered Wendy, putting her hand on Emily's shoulder. "No, just stupid," Emily said, choking back a sob.|
|A Lot of Love and a Little LuckWalking over to the fridge, I opened to check what was inside, and to my surprise, there were Omelettes. Actually, I lied, I wasn't surprised at all.|
|Show Your True Colors"I'm not putting up with this anymore! He keeps coming and coming, eating and eating, that the omelette is disappearing before all of our very eyes! I'm tired of it!"|
|A Flick of the WristDrawing is my life. But I only draw for my mom. Hoping that maybe she'll see it one day and come back for me.|
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"Star Potential" by fluorescency
Once she had finally changed into her uniform for work – located behind the couch – she walked, dragging her feet, from Chia Close to the spacecraft she boarded each morning for Kreludor. Jeneira hated Kreludan food more than Jhudora hates holidays, so she packed a sandwich in her rucksack and went to take her usual seat at the back of the craft. The problem was that it was already occupied...
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The range is as vast as my palate, and so I invite you to join me in worshipping what very well may be the top 10 biscuits and biscuit items… of all time.