|Caution: Quills may be sharp
||Issue: 340 | 25th day of Eating, Y10
|Bad Baby!"Bad baby!" Tooey reprimanded as she gathered it and the paint set up to take them to her room. "No more paints for you!"|
|Strings: To Perfect the CelloThe Acara had experienced audiences of thousands, solo, chamber, and orchestral concerts. At first glance, Kayla was a prodigy...|
|Jhudora's MistakeSo she chose to work behind the Tower, the place where Queen Fyora sold rare items. No one would look for her there...|
|Of Magnets and MayhemSo, where DOES the Tiki Tack Guy get those magnets, anyway?
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|SistersDas looked at the girl and nodded very slightly. This girl was her new owner; it was a funny feeling. She seemed like a stranger...|
|The Great Neopian Faerie RaceA race to the finish across the whole land of Neopia!|
|A Slorg's WishI knew she would love it. I also knew that I couldn't afford it. I mean, I'm a petpet...|
|Overworked and UnderpaidMoriko loved making the house sparkling clean, but with this lot, it was a bit much...|
|Storm!"Oh no! The storm is already here!" As she said this, a huge gust of wind rocked the giant cloud...|
|The Island Bake-A-Thon"But seriously, Maraqua, the Island Bake-A-Thon is two days away. It's not like you should start worrying forty-eight hours ahead of time... "|
|Sloth and MeepitsSloth scowled. A month ago, he had finally escaped the monotony and boredom of being the Supreme Overlord of Neopia...|
|ReintegrationTwo Grundos in white coats were standing in front of him. One was holding a clipboard. Sloth smiled. Victims.|
|Research and DevelopmentIt was well known that the vast majority stock holder in Virtupets had always been Doctor Frank Sloth. Never anything that could be proved, of course...|
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"Behind the Smile" by nancy_drew_obsessed
I led her out the door and down the street to the boards. They were conveniently only three blocks away. I walked inside, then chose the door marked 'List of Smilies.' As I strolled through the door, I was met with cage upon cage piled with smilies. There was a cage filled with evil red smilies with fangs...
Are you new to Neopets and don't have the lingo down yet? Or are you in need of a refresher course? Either way, my dictionary will do the trick.