|Still thwarting Sloth's mind control...
||Issue: 340 | 25th day of Eating, Y10
|Bad Baby!"Bad baby!" Tooey reprimanded as she gathered it and the paint set up to take them to her room. "No more paints for you!"|
|Strings: To Perfect the CelloThe Acara had experienced audiences of thousands, solo, chamber, and orchestral concerts. At first glance, Kayla was a prodigy...|
|Jhudora's MistakeSo she chose to work behind the Tower, the place where Queen Fyora sold rare items. No one would look for her there...|
|Of Magnets and MayhemSo, where DOES the Tiki Tack Guy get those magnets, anyway?
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|SistersDas looked at the girl and nodded very slightly. This girl was her new owner; it was a funny feeling. She seemed like a stranger...|
|The Great Neopian Faerie RaceA race to the finish across the whole land of Neopia!|
|A Slorg's WishI knew she would love it. I also knew that I couldn't afford it. I mean, I'm a petpet...|
|Overworked and UnderpaidMoriko loved making the house sparkling clean, but with this lot, it was a bit much...|
|Storm!"Oh no! The storm is already here!" As she said this, a huge gust of wind rocked the giant cloud...|
|The Island Bake-A-Thon"But seriously, Maraqua, the Island Bake-A-Thon is two days away. It's not like you should start worrying forty-eight hours ahead of time... "|
|Sloth and MeepitsSloth scowled. A month ago, he had finally escaped the monotony and boredom of being the Supreme Overlord of Neopia...|
|ReintegrationTwo Grundos in white coats were standing in front of him. One was holding a clipboard. Sloth smiled. Victims.|
|Research and DevelopmentIt was well known that the vast majority stock holder in Virtupets had always been Doctor Frank Sloth. Never anything that could be proved, of course...|
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"The Great Neopian Faerie Race" by stingjc
"Indeed." DinoStinger faced the cameras. "I would like to welcome everyone to the 8th Annual Great Neopian Faerie Race on Neovision, brought to you by the fine folks at the Meridell Potato Company. The finest potatoes in the land! Let's head over to the starting line to see how things are going..."
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