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Bad Baby!

"Bad baby!" Tooey reprimanded as she gathered it and the paint set up to take them to her room. "No more paints for you!"

by kammy1122
Strings: To Perfect the Cello

The Acara had experienced audiences of thousands, solo, chamber, and orchestral concerts. At first glance, Kayla was a prodigy...

by akari24
Jhudora's Mistake

So she chose to work behind the Tower, the place where Queen Fyora sold rare items. No one would look for her there...

by brightheart250
Of Magnets and Mayhem

So, where DOES the Tiki Tack Guy get those magnets, anyway?

Also by blacebrander

by pyrosquirrelx


Das looked at the girl and nodded very slightly. This girl was her new owner; it was a funny feeling. She seemed like a stranger...

by haahaa113
The Great Neopian Faerie Race

A race to the finish across the whole land of Neopia!

by stingjc
A Slorg's Wish

I knew she would love it. I also knew that I couldn't afford it. I mean, I'm a petpet...

by dark_song
Overworked and Underpaid

Moriko loved making the house sparkling clean, but with this lot, it was a bit much...

by littleunicorn92

"Oh no! The storm is already here!" As she said this, a huge gust of wind rocked the giant cloud...

by eyown
The Island Bake-A-Thon

"But seriously, Maraqua, the Island Bake-A-Thon is two days away. It's not like you should start worrying forty-eight hours ahead of time... "

by jenlin_25
Sloth and Meepits

Sloth scowled. A month ago, he had finally escaped the monotony and boredom of being the Supreme Overlord of Neopia...

by mookie99

Two Grundos in white coats were standing in front of him. One was holding a clipboard. Sloth smiled. Victims.

by spoonguardonline
Research and Development

It was well known that the vast majority stock holder in Virtupets had always been Doctor Frank Sloth. Never anything that could be proved, of course...

by neesboy
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Benefits of Mutation

Many owners would rather starve their pets than have them turned Mutant. I'm sure you would be a little creeped out by your pet's extra heads for a few weeks, but hey! Acquired taste, if I say so myself. I wouldn't mind my own little Shoyru painted Mutant! In fact, the Mutant Shoyru looks sort of cute... For years I've been trying to explain to the world that Mutant pets are not to be feared. They should be loved equally among Neopia. Not many people have listened to me. The little guys need to be defended!!! So I am going to give you 10 good reasons why you should get a Mutant Neopet...

Other Stories


How to Bathe a Kadoatie
The first step is premeditation—er, I mean, preparation.

by resurrectedwarrior


How To Survive The Neoboards
There are certain things about the Neoboards that every good Neopian should know.

by loomi7


The Lost Tomb of Coltzan: Part Three
Helyn the Angelpuss flew across the desert as fast as her tiny wings could carry her...

by paintedpets4ever


Apprentice to Evil: Part Two
Grabbing a small satchel in which he stored his supply of sugar, Meti dashed out the door, headed for the streets of Mystery Island...

Also by chivo

by anjie



by kevinlin1216


The Way Things Are
I know we're not neomillionaires, but...

by umbreon406

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