|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 337 | 4th day of Eating, Y10
|ThiefKysrelda whipped him gently with her bag. "If we went now, the shop owner would notice US, fool!"|
|Little ThingsSometimes you just have a bad day.|
|Detective Desmond and the Missing DiamondOn the door, in bright blue letters, were the initials "P.I." and a magnifying glass. As you might be speculating, this is the home of Bori detective, Desmond...|
|Astpyr and the Neocola CrisisI fished out the money and walked out the door. It was a long, hot trek to the Marketplace. I stopped twice to dive into other Neopians' pools...|
|Warm Welcomes"Have a seat," he said, and she obeyed. "For starters, welcome to Neopia..."|
|How A Pirate Blumaroo Found Her Greatest TreasureShe had even sold the gold earring she had gotten after being painted with a Pirate Paint Brush for a profit. Yes, she was quite ambitious, this Blumaroo of ours...|
|Homemade SpaghettiGrum, on the other hand, was for once silent. He was staring at his dinner with only his usual grimace, silently turning his spoon over in the mush...|
|To FlyBut today Lolly is late. Noon has come and gone, and the Elephante still has not showed up...|
|A Different Type of PracticeThe Xweetok sighed and smoothed his red fur back. "I'm not bad, but the song I'm playing is hard! I'm just not ready..."|
|Dream A Little Dream"You have to drink your Potion of Containment. The Neopian Hospital said that it is the perfect cure. You will be able to sleep..."|
|No More ContraptionsThey had toiled away at their top secret project for months. They had gone through countless thingamajigs and whatchamacallits. Suddenly, Leon shrieked, "I got it! I finally got it!" |
|King Hagan UnVeiledHe was a kind man, but when it came to knowledge and people not having any, he would usually lose his temper...|
|Kai's Trophy"Why can't I be like them? Why can't I win something for once in my life?" He stood up and...|
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"How A Pirate Blumaroo Found Her Greatest Treasure" by indulgences
She had even sold the gold earring she had gotten after being painted with a Pirate Paint Brush for a profit. Yes, she was quite ambitious, this Blumaroo of ours. She began jingling the Neopoints in her purse, reassuring herself of their weight. Her eyes glittered with avarice and desire. Soon she would be rich. It would only take a week to...
|Caring for your Cloud Racer|
There are many means to oil your Cloud Racer and each Faerie swears by a different way. The Space Faerie insists on using the finest Grundo drool, though, understandably, many people are disgusted by this.
|Backfire!: Part Three|
Her twin brother tried to explain. "You're not looking at the big picture. Tay's expecting some huge, overblown prank -- she won't be suspecting..."