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Thief

Kysrelda whipped him gently with her bag. "If we went now, the shop owner would notice US, fool!"

by champ100543
Little Things

Sometimes you just have a bad day.

by doopingla
Detective Desmond and the Missing Diamond

On the door, in bright blue letters, were the initials "P.I." and a magnifying glass. As you might be speculating, this is the home of Bori detective, Desmond...

by chichikokoyamma
Astpyr and the Neocola Crisis

I fished out the money and walked out the door. It was a long, hot trek to the Marketplace. I stopped twice to dive into other Neopians' pools...

by qazx301
Warm Welcomes

"Have a seat," he said, and she obeyed. "For starters, welcome to Neopia..."

by thephantasma
How A Pirate Blumaroo Found Her Greatest Treasure

She had even sold the gold earring she had gotten after being painted with a Pirate Paint Brush for a profit. Yes, she was quite ambitious, this Blumaroo of ours...

by indulgences
Homemade Spaghetti

Grum, on the other hand, was for once silent. He was staring at his dinner with only his usual grimace, silently turning his spoon over in the mush...

by visorak_commander
To Fly

But today Lolly is late. Noon has come and gone, and the Elephante still has not showed up...

by chocolateisamust
A Different Type of Practice

The Xweetok sighed and smoothed his red fur back. "I'm not bad, but the song I'm playing is hard! I'm just not ready..."

by sunsetneversetting
Dream A Little Dream

"You have to drink your Potion of Containment. The Neopian Hospital said that it is the perfect cure. You will be able to sleep..."

by lizzex8
No More Contraptions

They had toiled away at their top secret project for months. They had gone through countless thingamajigs and whatchamacallits. Suddenly, Leon shrieked, "I got it! I finally got it!"

by kms42482
King Hagan UnVeiled

He was a kind man, but when it came to knowledge and people not having any, he would usually lose his temper...

by kurabuotome
Kai's Trophy

"Why can't I be like them? Why can't I win something for once in my life?" He stood up and...

by akari24
 
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"Astpyr and the Neocola Crisis" by qazx301
It was the hottest day of the year. I and my owner, Qazx301, sat in our Neohome, on the couch, sweating like Moehogs. The air conditioning was broken. She, at least, seemed semi-comfortable. The Neopedia was open in her lap. Having fur, I, Astpyr the green Kougra, was not only hot, but very thirsty. "Qazx," I complained, "I'm so thirsty!" She rolled her eyes...




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