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Thief

Kysrelda whipped him gently with her bag. "If we went now, the shop owner would notice US, fool!"

by champ100543
Little Things

Sometimes you just have a bad day.

by doopingla
Detective Desmond and the Missing Diamond

On the door, in bright blue letters, were the initials "P.I." and a magnifying glass. As you might be speculating, this is the home of Bori detective, Desmond...

by chichikokoyamma
Astpyr and the Neocola Crisis

I fished out the money and walked out the door. It was a long, hot trek to the Marketplace. I stopped twice to dive into other Neopians' pools...

by qazx301
Warm Welcomes

"Have a seat," he said, and she obeyed. "For starters, welcome to Neopia..."

by thephantasma
How A Pirate Blumaroo Found Her Greatest Treasure

She had even sold the gold earring she had gotten after being painted with a Pirate Paint Brush for a profit. Yes, she was quite ambitious, this Blumaroo of ours...

by indulgences
Homemade Spaghetti

Grum, on the other hand, was for once silent. He was staring at his dinner with only his usual grimace, silently turning his spoon over in the mush...

by visorak_commander
To Fly

But today Lolly is late. Noon has come and gone, and the Elephante still has not showed up...

by chocolateisamust
A Different Type of Practice

The Xweetok sighed and smoothed his red fur back. "I'm not bad, but the song I'm playing is hard! I'm just not ready..."

by sunsetneversetting
Dream A Little Dream

"You have to drink your Potion of Containment. The Neopian Hospital said that it is the perfect cure. You will be able to sleep..."

by lizzex8
No More Contraptions

They had toiled away at their top secret project for months. They had gone through countless thingamajigs and whatchamacallits. Suddenly, Leon shrieked, "I got it! I finally got it!"

by kms42482
King Hagan UnVeiled

He was a kind man, but when it came to knowledge and people not having any, he would usually lose his temper...

by kurabuotome
Kai's Trophy

"Why can't I be like them? Why can't I win something for once in my life?" He stood up and...

by akari24
 
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"How A Pirate Blumaroo Found Her Greatest Treasure" by indulgences
She had even sold the gold earring she had gotten after being painted with a Pirate Paint Brush for a profit. Yes, she was quite ambitious, this Blumaroo of ours. She began jingling the Neopoints in her purse, reassuring herself of their weight. Her eyes glittered with avarice and desire. Soon she would be rich. It would only take a week to...




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Caring for your Cloud Racer
There are many means to oil your Cloud Racer and each Faerie swears by a different way. The Space Faerie insists on using the finest Grundo drool, though, understandably, many people are disgusted by this.

by little_gothic_wowen

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Guide to Imperial Exam
The game is pretty easy to play. Look at the thought bubble of each pet. If the word is spelled correctly, press the up arrow key to let them enter the exam.

by iloveharrypotter8989

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Backfire!: Part Three
Her twin brother tried to explain. "You're not looking at the big picture. Tay's expecting some huge, overblown prank -- she won't be suspecting..."

by raizindaroof

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Ghostfighters: Part Ten
A creak like that of ice about to break shot through the stone walls around them...

by tamia_silverwing

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Phan's Point
Mew.

by hsfull17

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Random Thought o.o!
Where's my Rubber Duckie? :(

by metalbent



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