|Stand behind yer sheriff
||Issue: 334 | 14th day of Running, Y10
|A Room Full of InstrumentsToday, he had decided, he was going to have a flute sale. All day long, he would restock only flutes. All with a 2,000 Neopoint discount. It was brilliant...|
|Two SistersSuddenly, a second ball of light floated from the pot. It should have been a shining gold, but instead it was a deep purple. The elders stared in shock at what happened...|
|Glory For Speed"It's the last week of the summer break and we haven't done anything exciting..."|
|Kinkee's WingsEverything changed for the Flys when Kinkee, a yellow Zafara with fire faerie wings, came into their lives...|
|A Letter to Neopia, Beware of Illusen!I prefer action. I prefer instilling terror, plotting to take over... Oh. I apologise. Where was I?
Also by chivo
|An Abandoned OneShe skipped down the beaten paths toward the Pound. Today, her owner had given her the task of choosing a new sibling...|
|The Quetzal RingAmphos was proud to be the captain of the Siyana. She was one of those ships that ruled supreme over the others, despite her size...|
|Hidden InsecuritiesA chilly winter afternoon during the Month of Sleeping. It was recess time, the perfect opportunity for bullying...|
|The Whittleman ExpeditionEarlier this day we finally found Professor Jiggens, feasting on some tropical fruit found in the trees nearby; his clothes are terribly torn and filthy, but he seems to be in quite the excellent mood! |
|Living By the Healing SpringsThe wailing or crying would reach my ears, and not a second later some scene was in my mind's eye, my imagination running wild with it...|
Also by sperm_whales_4ever
|Second ThoughtsSmirking violently, Jhudora uncorked the orange potion and poured every single drop of sunset orange into the cauldron...|
|Reality Flux"That was the spell that Jhudora has been working on since before you were born," replied Illusen...|
|The Illusen Day KauThe line of Neopets gazed at the gorgeous sight as they waited their turn to do a quest for Illusen. Yet the line never seemed to move...|
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I knew Blumaroos as kind, cheerful and optimistic people... If you omit Count Von Roo, that is. And if you choose to ignore their slightly annoying habit of interlacing the long sessions of Dice-A-Roo with their... er, "pieces of Blumaroo wisdom". So, if Blumaroos are usually cheerful, kind, optimistic people... Who are Garoo and his Elite Squad? Are they really Blumaroos? And why would they choose to work for Dr Sloth? What do they gain from these choices? Is King Roo somehow involved in this plot? Has Dr. Sloth mutated some Blumaroos with a secret weapon, turning them into...
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"Ladies and gentlemen, we have welcomed our contestants to the arena. Now, the questioning begins in earnest. Would our first contestant, Sulaila, please sit down in the Chair of Questioning?!"