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||Issue: 333 | 7th day of Running, Y10
|Pirate HavenThe Pirate Pets of Altador can't afford to give King Altador any inkling that such a place exists just outside of his grand city. If you're a well known pirate with excellent underworld connections, then yes, of course you'd have a ticket in, but otherwise...|
|NaleeThere were lots of empty cages here, and I was striding past one when I stopped, puzzled. The cell was empty, yet...|
|Let GoAt first, I froze. A painted pet was talking to me! But then, I remembered...|
|The ToyWhat can you do when you have a pet who wants everything and a toy who wants to destroy the peace of a quite life...|
|The Fallen FaerieShe slipped, falling down. She tried to take flight, but she didn't have the heart. As she fell through the sky...|
|Hidden In the ShadowsIt was cruel and unjust, and I hated her for it...|
|Edna's Crash Course in BroomstickeryHer new customer was a well dressed Neovian who coughed politely, snapping Edna from her reverie. "Yes?" Edna enquired, fixing him with her oversized eye...|
|MalinMalin stared longingly at the pets in the Pool...|
|Never Mock A MeepitCelia, laughed, poked the Meepit in the head, and strolled away, her words carried on the wind. "Meepits are so stupid..."|
|Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Ghost TownThe door of one of the "abandoned" houses swung open, and a small dress came running out. The pirate Lupess stared. It was a bright red child's dress, floating across the mud...|
|Kitty and Ambry: The Usuki InterviewsIt was then that my brilliant thought struck me. I would interview some of the many Neopians who had Usuki dolls made for them...|
|Invisible Tears"Vinny, you look great! A pirate zap on your first try, you are so lucky!" The speckled Acara ran outside and threw her arms around her big brother in a tight hug...|
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