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||Issue: 331 | 22nd day of Awakening, Y10
|False Hope"Did you hear? There's going to be a new kid coming in today..."|
|Writing MagicIt was a newspaper. I never really found much intrigue in it; I usually would just fetch it for Mom every morning. I didn't know Neopian citizens actually WROTE it...|
|A New LifeRose and Malatoi made a nice income, yet they never had very many neopoints. Their neopoints seemed to disappear overnight! No one knew why...|
|The Seeing StoneInside was a small bundle, something wrapped in silk cloth, tied with string. The Gelert set the small bundle on the wood and carefully undid the bindings...|
|Coltzan's Shrine"Don't be silly, Pup, I told you already. We're going down to Coltzan's Shrine to get our well deserved one million neopoints..."|
|SerendipityThere was one figure who the Ixi failed to note. And his sight was trained on her, and only her. Crouching in a shadowy, deserted alley, a certain small red Lupe was...|
|Devious DenotationsIt was huge. It was purple. It was... |
|To Err is NeopianAnariccia the pink Acara was slumped on the floor in a ridiculously awkward position, reading 'Toast Treats' for the umpteenth time...|
|Legend of the QuintilcThey aren't just paper, you know. They're good friends...|
|Saga of the Pink UniThe truth was, Emma hated clothes. She'd rather go barefoot than wear a pair of high-heeled shoes...|
|The Potato FestivalMark turned to his sister. 'I'll help you with your dish,' he said. 'The contestants ARE allowed help from their family...'|
|Trifling Wonders"Ahaha!" He laughed. "The shrimp thinks he can navigate better than me!"|
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"Serendipity" by nelle8119
Crouching in a shadowy, deserted alley, a certain small red Lupe was on alert. He had spotted the lone form outlined against the Desert's blood red setting sun just minutes ago. Good. He had a mission, and he was determined to do it. He would not fall short... The Lupe winced, remembering last time he got an assignment... Well, that was last time! It would not happen again, he promised himself...
|Your 10 Favorite Screenies Of All Time!|
Here are some of the most popular screenie types of all time, according to a survey I hosted myself on the Help Neoboard. What are the screenies that make you all smile, laugh out loud, and clap for joy?
|Strange Cases: Behemoth - Part Two|
Each door led off to a different division, its name engraved on a burnished plaque above it. They passed Major Crimes and Natural Disasters first, followed by Anti-Megalomania, Encryptions, Plots...