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False Hope

"Did you hear? There's going to be a new kid coming in today..."

by psychopsam
Writing Magic

It was a newspaper. I never really found much intrigue in it; I usually would just fetch it for Mom every morning. I didn't know Neopian citizens actually WROTE it...

by x_unlucky
A New Life

Rose and Malatoi made a nice income, yet they never had very many neopoints. Their neopoints seemed to disappear overnight! No one knew why...

by dogs1133826218909
The Seeing Stone

Inside was a small bundle, something wrapped in silk cloth, tied with string. The Gelert set the small bundle on the wood and carefully undid the bindings...

by lupinius
Coltzan's Shrine

"Don't be silly, Pup, I told you already. We're going down to Coltzan's Shrine to get our well deserved one million neopoints..."

by krisy11111

There was one figure who the Ixi failed to note. And his sight was trained on her, and only her. Crouching in a shadowy, deserted alley, a certain small red Lupe was...

by nelle8119
Devious Denotations

It was huge. It was purple. It was...

by daymarket
To Err is Neopian

Anariccia the pink Acara was slumped on the floor in a ridiculously awkward position, reading 'Toast Treats' for the umpteenth time...

by crispycheesypizza
Legend of the Quintilc

They aren't just paper, you know. They're good friends...

by peroxwhy_gen
Saga of the Pink Uni

The truth was, Emma hated clothes. She'd rather go barefoot than wear a pair of high-heeled shoes...

by maltese51191
The Potato Festival

Mark turned to his sister. 'I'll help you with your dish,' he said. 'The contestants ARE allowed help from their family...'

by harrypotterfan9001
Trifling Wonders

"Ahaha!" He laughed. "The shrimp thinks he can navigate better than me!"

by spotlightstarzafara
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Your 10 Favorite Screenies Of All Time!
Here are some of the most popular screenie types of all time, according to a survey I hosted myself on the Help Neoboard. What are the screenies that make you all smile, laugh out loud, and clap for joy?

by indulgences


The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly of Petpetpets
I fear I've given a bad name to all petpetpets and that is simply unfair. So, I'm here to set the record straight!

by shakinheadtotoe


Tales of Cadmium, Athena, and Saffron: The Fight - Part Seven
Brett broke the silence. "We need to make them see how much they miss hanging out with each other..."

by rainpaint


The Statue Collector: Part Four
Despite her magical knowledge, she did not know how to find Avawna and her cave. It was disappointing news, but I figured, at least we were going to have the counter spell...

by brokensilent


Geraptiku Omelette

by seahorsepond


Realisation Hurts
The TRUTH is out there... or in here? I forget which one...

by da_dude_with_shoez

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