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False Hope

"Did you hear? There's going to be a new kid coming in today..."

by psychopsam
Writing Magic

It was a newspaper. I never really found much intrigue in it; I usually would just fetch it for Mom every morning. I didn't know Neopian citizens actually WROTE it...

by x_unlucky
A New Life

Rose and Malatoi made a nice income, yet they never had very many neopoints. Their neopoints seemed to disappear overnight! No one knew why...

by dogs1133826218909
The Seeing Stone

Inside was a small bundle, something wrapped in silk cloth, tied with string. The Gelert set the small bundle on the wood and carefully undid the bindings...

by lupinius
Coltzan's Shrine

"Don't be silly, Pup, I told you already. We're going down to Coltzan's Shrine to get our well deserved one million neopoints..."

by krisy11111

There was one figure who the Ixi failed to note. And his sight was trained on her, and only her. Crouching in a shadowy, deserted alley, a certain small red Lupe was...

by nelle8119
Devious Denotations

It was huge. It was purple. It was...

by daymarket
To Err is Neopian

Anariccia the pink Acara was slumped on the floor in a ridiculously awkward position, reading 'Toast Treats' for the umpteenth time...

by crispycheesypizza
Legend of the Quintilc

They aren't just paper, you know. They're good friends...

by peroxwhy_gen
Saga of the Pink Uni

The truth was, Emma hated clothes. She'd rather go barefoot than wear a pair of high-heeled shoes...

by maltese51191
The Potato Festival

Mark turned to his sister. 'I'll help you with your dish,' he said. 'The contestants ARE allowed help from their family...'

by harrypotterfan9001
Trifling Wonders

"Ahaha!" He laughed. "The shrimp thinks he can navigate better than me!"

by spotlightstarzafara
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"Saga of the Pink Uni" by maltese51191
Mom wanted her to take charge first, which would mean she would have to start working in less than a year. And for about five years, Emma had dreaded that day. The truth was, Emma hated clothes. She'd rather go barefoot than wear a pair of high-heeled shoes, and she'd rather shiver than put on one of Starry's scarves. When the two Unis had been little, it had been Starry who'd tried on each single piece of...

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The Ice Caves Scratchcard Kiosk: Exposed!
For years, deep in the Ice Caves of Terror Mountain, a small business has drawn in considerable success.

by kacim22_2


The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly of Petpetpets
I fear I've given a bad name to all petpetpets and that is simply unfair. So, I'm here to set the record straight!

by shakinheadtotoe


Three Wishes: Part Nine
"I can sense you, little spies. You are trying to escape me." The Master's voice, now twice as horrible with disembodiment, clawed its way into Sylkon's mind...

by rachelindea


Strange Cases: Behemoth - Part Two
Each door led off to a different division, its name engraved on a burnished plaque above it. They passed Major Crimes and Natural Disasters first, followed by Anti-Megalomania, Encryptions, Plots...

by tambourine_chimp


Plot, plot, plot, plot, plot...

by lachtaube


The Reason Why #2: Paintbrushes
Have you ever wondered why a glowing paintbrush is glowing?

by synchroneyez

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