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False Hope

"Did you hear? There's going to be a new kid coming in today..."

by psychopsam
Writing Magic

It was a newspaper. I never really found much intrigue in it; I usually would just fetch it for Mom every morning. I didn't know Neopian citizens actually WROTE it...

by x_unlucky
A New Life

Rose and Malatoi made a nice income, yet they never had very many neopoints. Their neopoints seemed to disappear overnight! No one knew why...

by dogs1133826218909
The Seeing Stone

Inside was a small bundle, something wrapped in silk cloth, tied with string. The Gelert set the small bundle on the wood and carefully undid the bindings...

by lupinius
Coltzan's Shrine

"Don't be silly, Pup, I told you already. We're going down to Coltzan's Shrine to get our well deserved one million neopoints..."

by krisy11111
Serendipity

There was one figure who the Ixi failed to note. And his sight was trained on her, and only her. Crouching in a shadowy, deserted alley, a certain small red Lupe was...

by nelle8119
Devious Denotations

It was huge. It was purple. It was...

by daymarket
To Err is Neopian

Anariccia the pink Acara was slumped on the floor in a ridiculously awkward position, reading 'Toast Treats' for the umpteenth time...

by crispycheesypizza
Legend of the Quintilc

They aren't just paper, you know. They're good friends...

by peroxwhy_gen
Saga of the Pink Uni

The truth was, Emma hated clothes. She'd rather go barefoot than wear a pair of high-heeled shoes...

by maltese51191
The Potato Festival

Mark turned to his sister. 'I'll help you with your dish,' he said. 'The contestants ARE allowed help from their family...'

by harrypotterfan9001
Trifling Wonders

"Ahaha!" He laughed. "The shrimp thinks he can navigate better than me!"

by spotlightstarzafara
 
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"Serendipity" by nelle8119
Crouching in a shadowy, deserted alley, a certain small red Lupe was on alert. He had spotted the lone form outlined against the Desert's blood red setting sun just minutes ago. Good. He had a mission, and he was determined to do it. He would not fall short... The Lupe winced, remembering last time he got an assignment... Well, that was last time! It would not happen again, he promised himself...




Other Stories


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Carving Meaty Marvels in Hot Dog Hero
The condiments – mustard, mayo and ketchup – are used to construct pathways (using the mouse) for your vulnerable meaty friends.

by jugular_freeman

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The Pant Devil - An Expose
I have fathomed the courage to do something that no other reporter is willing to do. I have entered the very lair of the Pant Devil.

by sarahreye

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Masquerades: Part Six
James flinched and closed his eyes as the Gelert butler raised his bat...

by punctuation_ninja

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Fyora and Jhudora: Secrets Within the Clouds - Part Three
"Indeed, dear sister," Jhudora remarked, her twisted lips still smiling demonically at them all, "you could never hope to best me!"

by bluecloud300

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Baby Tales: The Beginning (Part 2)
Disadvantage of being a baby...

by jamloljam

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Me'o- neo: A visit from Sloth
DR.SLOTH IS BACK!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS

by montoran



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