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||Issue: 318 | 16th day of Storing, Y9
|Before the Scars"I was wondering if I could ask you about what the Citadel was like before you got on the Council...."|
|Fyora's FAQ"That's it! I give up!" Fyora screamed in rage after tossing yet another n00b out the window of her Hidden Tower...|
|Dream Pet"Do you know what a Christmas Bori looks like?" she asked abruptly...|
|Happy_Bouncey_Roo"Um... I was wondering, could we have another pet in the family," I tried to say in my sweetest voice. Inside I knew that tonight was not the right night to ask...|
|Weak-MindedI can't remember exact details... just the beginning and the end... |
|The Beam of LightShe was making the hall silent, one victim at a time, until everyone knew what it was like to feel alone, simultaneously. It made her day...|
|The Greatest Treasure of All"Hidden throughout Neopia," Fortune read aloud, "there lie treasures..."|
|Dream Come TrueJust as I was thinking that I heard a giggle. A giggle which chilled me to the bone...|
|Finding an AssistantHumming a cheerful tune, she set off briskly for her own shop, nestled near the entrance of the cavern...|
|A Series of Suspicious Events: The Baby Sister CrimeI could sit in relative shade. I had added the final touch: a sign which read: Chloe's Lemonade Stand and Detective Services...|
|Roo Island's Biggest Scheme... I Mean, Game"Can we please play?" begged Moongfire, doing that cute little wing flutter I always couldn't resist...|
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"Dream Pet" by roseroar88
For a month or so he'd been watching pets come and go from his little spot in the wall of cages. Most had been painted; some had been Limited Edition, but none of them had stayed longer than ten minutes. He'd envied those pets...
|The Market: In a Nutshell|
There are many different intricate things going on at all times within this market. So how does this market start?
|Wannabe Pirates: Part Two|
"I had been keeping an eye on the docks since I got here, looking to either join a crew or purchase a ship. Then this Nimmo came storming off of this ship..."
|The Ties That Bind: Part Five|
Sam sighed in relief. "Okay... well... I guess if Garret isn't going to get an invitation out of Mel, I'll just have to go to the party anyway..."