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A Neovian Holiday

"Textbooks! But it's Holiday Break! I'm through with studying!" Sophie pouted...

by coollyx5
Page and the Exams

As they parted, Page looked after Sammi worriedly. She felt bad, knowing how much the Uni struggled to keep up with class work...

by bookworm_kate347
There's a Monster in my Bedroom

"Suuure," he replied casually, playing along with her little game. "Look, Naala, every kid goes through these phases..."

by spotlightstarzafara
Faerie Flying 101: DON'T DO IT!!!

Where was I going, you wonder? To a human, my destination may not mean too much, but if you're a Neopet, you obviously understand the great importance of getting painted...

by moonbeam445_6_6
Finding Phoenix

"Why am I a feeling Neo?" the Eyrie asked the Grundo behind the counter...

by blackcairn
Sunset: Dreams

Frost's mother was Flower. She was a lovely Green Lupe. Flower was a very happy person, but I saw in the weeks towards her disappearance that she was withering away...

by bathschool123
Domination 2

The Darkest Faerie pursed her lips as she looked out the window. She couldn't believe it, but the plan was working...

by amwolford
Rise Above

"Mommy, those pets aren't wearing anything!" a small Kacheek piped, pointing at the crowd beneath the Money Tree...

by rydeordiechic576
Horseradish and Shrink Rays

"I have forgotten to water my garden," she proclaimed with a grand gesture towards the ceiling...

by rainbow_mist_wave
Scavenger Hunt

"In honor of this special day, Pteri Day, tonight we will hold the first ever Professor Edgar Eyrie Scavenger Hunt..."

by shamboo5
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"Domination 2" by amwolford
"It would be a whole lot easier if the both of us teamed up. Once my plan is carried out, you and I can defeat the other villains so Neopia will belong to us and only us. Why, with my brains and your powers... and my brains, we could take over this planet..."

Other Stories


What Not to Eat Before a Big Night Out
SPLAT! You look down, and there, on your gown, is a big splot of tomato sauce. What are you going to do?

by savannah812


The Beginner's Guide To The Neopian Stock Market
As you keep going, you may notice some of your stocks start to rise. It's not only good that you are keeping an eye out for these kinds of things; this means you're getting closer to a sale!

by emilyvine


Dance of the Meepits: The Neovian Attack - Part Four
"Enough!" cried Ilere. "I've been expecting this for a long time!" She held out her hands and a green glow formed...

by jockylocky


A Haunted Path: Part Three
A Lupe was running down the path toward them, his sword drawn and waving. He clanked loudly in his armor, and, from a distance, he looked like a very magnificent creature. It did not lessen the closer he got, and when Telos began to make out blue fur...

by ayame_23


The Hypno Goggles
*puts on hypno goggles* Yoouuu will reeadd thiiis commiiicc...

by fantasticdora


(n.) an irrational fear of spyders

by laurie_pie468

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