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||Issue: 316 | 2nd day of Storing, Y9
|The Unexpected DecisionMy brother and I were complete opposites, as far as personalities went. He was hardworking and responsible, to my lazy and incapable self...|
|Just for LeoDri lets him have the only swing just one more time. The yellow Kougra laughs as he swings high, higher than Dri...|
|The Meepit Show ReturnsI'm not going to enjoy the show unless none of the contestants do.|
|A True FriendThen, the Skeith would run off, feigning disinterest in the poor Lupe. For, if his boss knew that he was friendly with a mere beggar...|
|Of Snow and Royalty"I saved up forever to get you a good home, servants, paint you Faerie, get a Faellie for a pet, and you expect me to make a Royal Paint Brush magically appear?"|
|Dear DiaryI also met someone who was not so friendly: Moe the blue Grarrl. He told me that he was going to make me give him my lunch ticket! |
|The Glass PrisonQuiet as a Psimouse, the Lutari entered the Hidden Tower...|
|Memoirs of a Lab RatI can't believe this. I was zapped into a boy. A BOY on my FIRST ZAP! |
|Chronicles of the Altador Cup: Team MeridellGregorgio sped toward the goal, where Sir Pollonaire Freidl, the team captain, waited...|
|RelivingHe wished he had never been adopted and brought into a family...|
|Too Much TroubleMuch to his surprise, the Yurble found the observatory spotless. It took him a few more seconds to realize that a tall, sturdy broom was leaning against the wall...|
|A Ditsy of Hope"You ready for the lab ray, Qin?" asked the girl, looking down at him. He peered up at her silently...|
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