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The Unexpected Decision

My brother and I were complete opposites, as far as personalities went. He was hardworking and responsible, to my lazy and incapable self...

by pandabearb
Just for Leo

Dri lets him have the only swing just one more time. The yellow Kougra laughs as he swings high, higher than Dri...

by concertogreat_8
The Meepit Show Returns

I'm not going to enjoy the show unless none of the contestants do.

by spoonguardonline
A True Friend

Then, the Skeith would run off, feigning disinterest in the poor Lupe. For, if his boss knew that he was friendly with a mere beggar...

by akari24
Of Snow and Royalty

"I saved up forever to get you a good home, servants, paint you Faerie, get a Faellie for a pet, and you expect me to make a Royal Paint Brush magically appear?"

by queen_starshine
Dear Diary

I also met someone who was not so friendly: Moe the blue Grarrl. He told me that he was going to make me give him my lunch ticket!

by xx_lemondrop_xx
The Glass Prison

Quiet as a Psimouse, the Lutari entered the Hidden Tower...

by vaargon
Memoirs of a Lab Rat

I can't believe this. I was zapped into a boy. A BOY on my FIRST ZAP!

by averryyy
Chronicles of the Altador Cup: Team Meridell

Gregorgio sped toward the goal, where Sir Pollonaire Freidl, the team captain, waited...

by tplanford
Reliving

He wished he had never been adopted and brought into a family...

by rachelindea
Too Much Trouble

Much to his surprise, the Yurble found the observatory spotless. It took him a few more seconds to realize that a tall, sturdy broom was leaning against the wall...

by moonea123
A Ditsy of Hope

"You ready for the lab ray, Qin?" asked the girl, looking down at him. He peered up at her silently...

by shadow_sabre_
 
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Invasion of the Fuzzles



As you drive forward, Fuzzles and small spacecraft fly at you and you have to shoot them down with your mouse. You don't have to worry about ammo (infinite supply), so shoot away! At the end of each level, your points (aka hits) are tallied and you can spend them to buy upgrades. This means you don't get points for NP until the end of each level! The levels get longer each time...



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Your Friendly Walkthrough to Hubrid's Hero Heist
I hope this will help you get a trophy in this game of magic and monsters!

by danman111111

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The Key to a Slorg-Free Home
Protecting yourself from Slorgs is very important. You don’t want any of that disgusting green slime getting on you, do you? Fortunately, you can take a few simple steps to keep yourself safe from Slorgs.

by mo0moo

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I Am Moehawk: Part One
"You betcha, Moey! You're going to be a Yes Boy Ice Cream member! This is your chance at the big time!" The last words echoed round his head...

by anorexnik

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Deep Secrets: Part Ten
The first town he found, the second, fifth, tenth: all as Demetrius had somehow known they would be.

Covered in sand...

by extreme_fj0rd


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Mixed Blessings
Blumaroos love nachos. I bet you didn't know that!

by addaman416

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When Snorkles Fly...
When do they fly?!

by luliyoyo



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