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||Issue: 311 | 28th day of Gathering, Y9
|The Immortality DilemmaOld Ben had always attributed his intermittent memory blackouts to the bruise, which had never really gone away...|
|How You Look At It"I have decided that it's time to get another pet..."|
|To Paint with SparklesHe longed to be off this cloud far above Neopia, and to be normal once more. But he knew he couldn't do that...|
|Freaky Factory"I want you all out! I haven't employed you, and you have no right to intrude my factory! What are you waiting for? Get OUT!"|
|The Imperial Exam"Spell..." The Kacheek narrowed his eyes as he peered through his tiny glasses. "... linguine." The Chia made a choking sound, but nodded...|
|Heart of StoneHe entered the circular room that was cast in shadows, examining the ring of statues, each casting an odd, long shadow on the stone floor...|
|Squid BaitCuriosity snared the Techo, or was it Techos make great squid bait? Eh, either way, it's time to go fish.|
|The Mysterious Aisha SorceressShe once was a normal Aisha--an Aisha named Melora. That, however, was some twenty years ago...|
|Dangers of BoredomHow shall I put this...? Oh. Yes, the last time Arphite was bored, he managed to get himself banned from the Neopia Central shopping center...|
|A Father's LetterYou have been lead to believe that you and your sister Lisha were orphans...|
|ChampionAnd people called him a Gormball Legend? Fat chance. So when I heard that this was his last year of competing...
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|The Heart of MeridellBattles of the past had seen many lost weapons and not all had been recovered. It was said that Meridell often would reveal these powerful weapons...|
|A Tale of Skunk PerfumeGabriella wasn't complaining about being sent to Neolodge – she had never been there before, and was looking forward to a week of relaxation...|
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|The Sleeping King: Part Three|
Patch nodded, smiled, and turned away, as if Bluetail's answer had been nothing out of the ordinary. Bluetail however, covered his mouth, ashamed of his answer. What was happening to him?