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The Immortality Dilemma

Old Ben had always attributed his intermittent memory blackouts to the bruise, which had never really gone away...

by aureateagle
How You Look At It

"I have decided that it's time to get another pet..."

by concertogreat_8
To Paint with Sparkles

He longed to be off this cloud far above Neopia, and to be normal once more. But he knew he couldn't do that...

by yellowsugardog
Freaky Factory

"I want you all out! I haven't employed you, and you have no right to intrude my factory! What are you waiting for? Get OUT!"

by calman49
The Imperial Exam

"Spell..." The Kacheek narrowed his eyes as he peered through his tiny glasses. "... linguine." The Chia made a choking sound, but nodded...

by nativsis
Heart of Stone

He entered the circular room that was cast in shadows, examining the ring of statues, each casting an odd, long shadow on the stone floor...

by ayame_23
Squid Bait

Curiosity snared the Techo, or was it Techos make great squid bait? Eh, either way, it's time to go fish.

by brokensilent
The Mysterious Aisha Sorceress

She once was a normal Aisha--an Aisha named Melora. That, however, was some twenty years ago...

by aisha_enchantress110
Dangers of Boredom

How shall I put this...? Oh. Yes, the last time Arphite was bored, he managed to get himself banned from the Neopia Central shopping center...

by jade_steel
A Father's Letter

You have been lead to believe that you and your sister Lisha were orphans...

by me_n_pet
Champion

And people called him a Gormball Legend? Fat chance. So when I heard that this was his last year of competing...

Also by kittygirl5170

by dan4884

The Heart of Meridell

Battles of the past had seen many lost weapons and not all had been recovered. It was said that Meridell often would reveal these powerful weapons...

by devine_rahl
A Tale of Skunk Perfume

Gabriella wasn't complaining about being sent to Neolodge – she had never been there before, and was looking forward to a week of relaxation...

by harrypotterfan9001
 
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Unstocked: One Writer's Restocking Ineptitude
Cursed with the slowest of slow connections (yeah, dial-up still exists), I gave up on the idea...

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Money Making for Beginners
What do you do when you just can't afford that special something?

by competetor

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Star Power: Part Seven
After briefly skimming through the words to the music, she felt like choking herself with her cereal spoon. They were the stupidest, shallowest, most banal lyrics she had ever read...

by springsteen0991

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The Silent City: Part Two
One step at a time. Etana didn't know where she'd be now if she hadn't taken the last year one step at a time...

by xialavin

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Waffleconian Images
You lose.

by nickulla

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Real or Fake?
Aww, it's so cute...

by pink_mystic_elf



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