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||Issue: 311 | 28th day of Gathering, Y9
|The Immortality DilemmaOld Ben had always attributed his intermittent memory blackouts to the bruise, which had never really gone away...|
|How You Look At It"I have decided that it's time to get another pet..."|
|To Paint with SparklesHe longed to be off this cloud far above Neopia, and to be normal once more. But he knew he couldn't do that...|
|Freaky Factory"I want you all out! I haven't employed you, and you have no right to intrude my factory! What are you waiting for? Get OUT!"|
|The Imperial Exam"Spell..." The Kacheek narrowed his eyes as he peered through his tiny glasses. "... linguine." The Chia made a choking sound, but nodded...|
|Heart of StoneHe entered the circular room that was cast in shadows, examining the ring of statues, each casting an odd, long shadow on the stone floor...|
|Squid BaitCuriosity snared the Techo, or was it Techos make great squid bait? Eh, either way, it's time to go fish.|
|The Mysterious Aisha SorceressShe once was a normal Aisha--an Aisha named Melora. That, however, was some twenty years ago...|
|Dangers of BoredomHow shall I put this...? Oh. Yes, the last time Arphite was bored, he managed to get himself banned from the Neopia Central shopping center...|
|A Father's LetterYou have been lead to believe that you and your sister Lisha were orphans...|
|ChampionAnd people called him a Gormball Legend? Fat chance. So when I heard that this was his last year of competing...
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|The Heart of MeridellBattles of the past had seen many lost weapons and not all had been recovered. It was said that Meridell often would reveal these powerful weapons...|
|A Tale of Skunk PerfumeGabriella wasn't complaining about being sent to Neolodge – she had never been there before, and was looking forward to a week of relaxation...|
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"How You Look At It" by concertogreat_8
That is how Mica is; she loves everything and anything, no matter what it looks like. She believes in taking in what no one else wants: the imperfect things. 'It depends on how you look at it,' she says. She has never minded that Violet's name is...
|What Am I?: Part Two|
Kelenria hesitated, trying to determine whether her next words were going to get her shredded. Finally deciding to risk it now rather than be forced to later, she said...