|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 310 | 21st day of Gathering, Y9
|Of Heroes, Heroics, and Other Such ThingsEffri glanced at the front page, and then absent-mindedly made up the promised coffee. A theft at the Art Gallery...
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|kthxbyewell its about lupes and chias and the war their having|
|The Adventure"Yes," I answered, annoyed that she would bother me for such a stupid question. "Now be quiet. I'm trying to read a book..."|
|The Guard"Anyway, it turns out that these kids had found their way into the castle and were babbling about being from the future!"|
|Jeran and Lisha: ReunitedToo late. The two Draik guards reached the top of the steps, noticing them immediately. "Hey! What are you four doing here?" one asked gruffly. Lisha stared...|
|The CornfieldThis is life in Windridge Acres. Around here, I'm known as Christy Changesong, the obnoxious little skunk Ixi. In school, I'm a smart aleck. At home, I'm a smart aleck...|
|The Baby BurdenWelcome to the family, Krystun!|
|Jamie's JokesSometimes Leticia wished that Jamie was a little more serious. Life wasn't all fun and games...|
|EncouragementSarasala continued to improve and show love in singing. Icaron never forgot the Faerie, but he wasn't always nice...|
|No IOUsThe two strangers smiled, and the Blue Aisha repeated himself. "What we're doing," he said as he handed her a sheet of paper holding the names of a few dozen magazines, "is..."|
|Hug a Tree to Keep It Green"See here. Every morning I wake up and look out, and I see the Money Tree, all big and beautiful. It's a Neopian symbol! Why would you cut it down?"|
|Life as a Darter for the M.M.G. - Disappearing ActAn icy breeze was blowing carelessly over the M.M.G. base, reminding everyone that winter would be arriving within weeks...|
|DominationThe Darkest Faerie scanned the long table. She hadn't realized there were so many villains in Neopia...|
|Today Is the Day!"Today's the day!" I squealed, falling onto the hard floor of my bedroom. I pranced around the room while cheering "Today's the day!"|
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