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||Issue: 306 | 24th day of Hiding, Y9
|The Exchange"I... I'm so sorry, Aras, I know how much you wanted Zafara Lore, but when I got there it was just so confusing..."|
|Three Hundred SecondsAs her stylist hurried to apply the rest of Claire's makeup, the Lutari heard the director call out, "Less than five minutes to show time!"|
|The Piece of Cardboard Named HiccupsI knew I had to content her somehow. That was when I remembered those weird little origami petpets that came with the newbie pack...|
|Full CircuitNieke used to run every morning, one lap around the inside of the Altador Kingdom wall...|
|Memoirs of a PoogleI was not special then. I was just another dreamer to be scoffed at...|
|The Renegade Snowickle"Please come down, Soli. My sister doesn't know you've escaped her room. She doesn't need to know..."|
|Take the Field"Haha, no way! You're no good at Yooyuball; go home and draw or something. Make the teacher proud, teacher's pet!"|
|Caylis - Moodiness a Myth?Suddenly Caylis shrank back. More and more Neopets were returning to Old Maraqua to look at the ruins...|
|For Better Or For Worse"I can't believe another teacher quit! What is going on in that classroom?!" Principal Dean sighed...|
|A Tale of a StrawberryStrawberry wildly looked around the playground. All the pets looked perfectly normal. Nobody seemed to be a strawberry, a biscuit, custard, or any other strange color...|
|Don't Judge a Book (or a Cybunny) By Its CoverBut now she was coming home, and she would be the most beautiful royal Cybunny of them all!|
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"The Piece of Cardboard Named Hiccups" by getsuei_ryuu
Yen just blushed. She had absolutely no stories to tell them about Hiccups. It still did not do anything but hiccup and sit in her pile of pink bows. Hiccups had to be the stupidest petpet on the planet...
|Foreseeing the "Fyooture"|
This amateur analyst has decided to look at both last year's and this year's Cup to predict the standings for next year...
|The Snow Beast Revealed|
Peeking in from the side of the cave, I saw a white hairy back of someone sitting behind a table. And I decided to go for it.
|Star Power: Part Two|
"Sorry, Lena isn't here," the Yurble's muffled voice said from inside. "If you would like to speak to a monster from the depths of a mutated pit of death instead, why then, come in..."