|The Number Three HundredOf course Issue Three of the Neopian Times was the easiest to find. In fact, some people begged us to take their copy...|
|Alima's Tales: The Unlucky Day"I'M TELLING MOM!" Before Manya could shoot back a retort or even defend himself, Tolli had scrambled to her feet and run off...
Also by lady_xayla
|Revenge of the Golden JubJub"Well, down here on Neopia, we have a little thing called the Neopian Times which just so happens to be the VOICE OF THE PEOPLE..."|
|The Big 300 and Other IssuesThe deadline for issue 300 was tomorrow and Mr. Dennison, Mark's boss, was counting on his article...|
|The Issue 300 Break"Overworking, or overplaying?" asked the faerie Acara as she turned towards the kitchen. "Kat might just be playing Neoquest for all we know..."|
|I Heart You TooWhen I sit alone, hidden by the shadows, the world comes rushing in but I push it out...|
|A Good Home"Leave me to die," said Norion, twitching his tail as he watched his owner filling out the forms in front of Dr. Death...|
|The Eye of a NewshoundKiyoshi Paco sat in the rain. It was a nice night, and the rain was falling in a fine drizzle...
Art by tamia_silverwing
|The Great Petpet FairEach year was different from the last, and previous winners included a Maraquan hasee, a rainbow candychan, an island niptor, and controversially...|
|The Three Hundredth WeewooFirst off: how to disarm the alarm. The quandary itself should have been theoretically impossible; alarms existed for this very purpose...|
|Life Isn't About Waiting for the Rain to PassThe Christmas Pteri sighed again. Her mother could brighten up anything, she knew. She and her mother had used to live together on Krawk Island, but since that day, since that typhoon, long ago...|
|Three Red Roses, Times a Hundred"What do you mean, you don't do flowers?" Roxton yelled at Captain Rourke, causing the many other patrons of the Golden Dubloon to turn around and shush him...|
|Behind The ScenesThe white Weewoos were sitting on the roof of the Neopian Times headquarters as well as on the branches of nearby trees, cooing at each other...
Also by ssjelitegirl with art by ssjelitegirl
|The 300th TrialOverall he was usually a walking disaster area. Some people went to the Mystery Island training school to learn how to be a warrior or a hero. James wanted to go to the training school to learn to be...|
|The 300th Chapter"Tonight," said Miss Juppie, "you will be writing a two-page paper on what makes this your favorite book..."|
|By NovalightUsually when a new Nova came into Neopia, people were friendly and excited...|
|Hannah and the Pirated ComicA strange Mynci carrying a large briefcase stepped up to the counter. "Excuse me?" he said loudly, and when Hannah did not look up, he started tapping the table. "Can I get some service?"|
|Of Storms and CrumpetsRain fell in torrents across his window and another lightning flash illuminated his room. The light flickered for a second before coming back on...|
|A Change of Heart"Why do you need to do your crazy gardening?"|
|A Birthday at SeaRose said I can visit you! I'll be there in 5 days, just like you suggested. I will be taking a flying ship called the Pflying Pfish, so meet me at the dock in Shenkuu!|
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30 Ways: Celebrate 300
Welcome, one and all, to the 300th edition of the Neopian Times! So much has happened in the past one hundred issues. Great adventures have been told, gut-bustingly funny comics have been drawn, and many articles about every topic under Kreludor have received virtual printing. So how, you ask, do you celebrate this milestone in Neopian Times history? Look no further! Here are thirty great ideas for how to have fun...
|So You Want a Ghost Pet?|
Doing what any sane pet or person would do, you scream like a headless Peadackle, flap your arms wildly, and leap into the relative safety of your pet's arms...