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Discovered Intrusion

Count von Roo had returned to his castle. Saya stopped and paused in fear, contemplating for a moment whether she should run and hide from him or not...

by puppy200010
Ghost Hunt

Blinding light filled the air as the Acara shut the door, and moments later a thundering boom split the silence...

by rainbowpoo
The Honorary Feepit vs. The Darkest Meepit

"This must be a trick," scoffed Rufus. "A meepit would never come to a feepit for help..."

by ashflash
The Worst Of Luck

Tiv wasn't paying much attention; instead, he was fixated on a strange creature that had wrapped itself around the Wildon's arm. Its white skin shimmered even in the candlelight...

Also by mimed

by flikie

An Eternal Season of Giving

Did she care if it was almost zero degrees out? No. Did she care that another year was approaching? No. Did she enjoy all this goodwill and happiness? A thousand times no!

by shroomsrock101
The Old Switcheroo

"Mama, please listen to me! I don't want to be a Uni anymore!"

by jayandcourtneyk
The Great Room Swap

"This isn't my room, the door was over there, and the windows were there- oh, hello, what are you doing here?"

by indiadfuzzbutt
Time To Shine

Shone's shoulders sagged with relief. Steel, a Clockwork Yooyu and also her best friend, had come to the rescue...

by soupfaerie_best
A Letter from Zoing the Mutant Yooyu

I did not like being treated like this. I wanted to spend more time on the field...

by torkie10
In The Pit

"How was it, Larry?" a voice asked from the dark as the Fire Yooyu descended into the shadows and the doors slid together again above him. "I heard the Blumaroo throws too hard..."

by dan4884
 
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A Return to Sportsmanship
It's true that everyone likes to win, and no one ever likes to lose. That's just a simple fact of life. But really, isn't the whole point of participating in the Altador Cup, and in fact, all of Neopets, just to have fun?

by starizard

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The Completely Foolproof Guide to Yooyuball
Tips and tricks proven by real, actual fools.

by pyrosquirrelx

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Etana the Coward: Part Three
She kicked the Sleep Ray across the floor when she came to it and swept away the books from the lowest shelf. She'd seen Brogan disappear through this trapped door so many times. It always looked so easy...

by xialavin

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The Disappearance of the Heiress: Part One
If she really wanted to swim in the pool, the hotel staff could easily arrange for her to have a private bathing session. She had been here for two weeks. And that meant, thought Helene miserably, that there were still two more to go...

by merimiram

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Doodle
Mummy... lied?

Also by dark_slammer

by flame_shadow_


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Say What?
Maybe Neopets shouldn't wear clothes...

by jjjellybean121



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