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||Issue: 294 | 1st day of Relaxing, Y9
|A Thousand YearsFyora gazed out of the window, letting her mind drift. The sight of the ocean brought back many memories. She was old, older than she liked to admit...
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|The Lonely SpardelShe thought she may have found such an adventure when, in the distance, she saw a creaky old shack. As she approached, she noticed that there was an old sign in front...|
|The Disease of Narcissism"Hello, handsome!" The green Lupe greeted his reflection...|
|A Day with a Legend"Oh," Lily said. "You mean the Judge Hog that spends all of his time flashing smiles at the camera instead of actually contributing to Neopia?"|
|MeaninglessParched and weary, I dragged myself into the city. Many shot me strange looks, but that was to be expected. After all, I was bone thin and covered in scars...|
|SalbaFor the first week or so of school, people avoided her entirely, not wanting to come in contact with such a "hideous creature." I couldn't help but feel pity for the poor girl...|
|Of Faerieland and FlyingSpeaking of growing up, I did a lot of that. I grew so far up that my owner needed to expand my bedroom ceiling so I wouldn't have to slouch (granted, she was a small person). Eyrie Cab flyers were usually big Eyries anyway, so I didn't stand out...|
|Qin Sha Learns To ForgiveMany years ago, in a land of wealth and happiness, lived a Mynci called Qin Sha. She was the ruler of the land, and ruled all her subjects justly and honestly...|
|A Royal Stroll"I know what to do!" Skysong exclaimed, his cheerful spirit irrepressible. "We'll disguise ourselves as royal pets! It'll be easy!"|
|Sibling RivalryHannah knew in her heart that they were both ready to meet Fyora, but still, she was afraid...|
|A Passing Grade"Shennaralix III! Stop stargazing and listen! If you spent more time studying and less time daydreaming, you'd get decent scores. Instead.."|
|An Irritable QueenThe shy Neopian walked up toward the queen. "Do I have enough for a Squeezy Tombola Guy Toy?"|
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Fyora, the queen of the faeries. Sun gleams off every strand of her perfect hair. Crisp, ironed clothes and gleaming jewellery. No neopet wouldn't willingly throw themselves to the Snowager while it is awake in order to acquire the knowledge of the secrets of Fyora's dazzling good looks. Upon interview, Fyora refused to disclose...
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To run a peaceful and ordered kingdom, the Queen must know who she's dealing with and how to overrun them. Unfortunately, it is not so easy.
|Five Easy Steps To Become A Successful Pirate|
The utmost basic of pirate apparel is the red headband. Most people can pull this off, and it's probably the most cost effective. But if you're aiming high, then you want a hat. And if you're aiming higher, you want a BIG, noticeable hat.
|Secrets and Shadows: Part Five|
"You mean to say that because you lost your way, you led the Meridell ambassador through the dregs of the keep all night long, while every officer, soldier, maid, and kitchen servant scoured the Citadel looking for the two of you..."