|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 294 | 1st day of Relaxing, Y9
|A Thousand YearsFyora gazed out of the window, letting her mind drift. The sight of the ocean brought back many memories. She was old, older than she liked to admit...
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|The Lonely SpardelShe thought she may have found such an adventure when, in the distance, she saw a creaky old shack. As she approached, she noticed that there was an old sign in front...|
|The Disease of Narcissism"Hello, handsome!" The green Lupe greeted his reflection...|
|A Day with a Legend"Oh," Lily said. "You mean the Judge Hog that spends all of his time flashing smiles at the camera instead of actually contributing to Neopia?"|
|MeaninglessParched and weary, I dragged myself into the city. Many shot me strange looks, but that was to be expected. After all, I was bone thin and covered in scars...|
|SalbaFor the first week or so of school, people avoided her entirely, not wanting to come in contact with such a "hideous creature." I couldn't help but feel pity for the poor girl...|
|Of Faerieland and FlyingSpeaking of growing up, I did a lot of that. I grew so far up that my owner needed to expand my bedroom ceiling so I wouldn't have to slouch (granted, she was a small person). Eyrie Cab flyers were usually big Eyries anyway, so I didn't stand out...|
|Qin Sha Learns To ForgiveMany years ago, in a land of wealth and happiness, lived a Mynci called Qin Sha. She was the ruler of the land, and ruled all her subjects justly and honestly...|
|A Royal Stroll"I know what to do!" Skysong exclaimed, his cheerful spirit irrepressible. "We'll disguise ourselves as royal pets! It'll be easy!"|
|Sibling RivalryHannah knew in her heart that they were both ready to meet Fyora, but still, she was afraid...|
|A Passing Grade"Shennaralix III! Stop stargazing and listen! If you spent more time studying and less time daydreaming, you'd get decent scores. Instead.."|
|An Irritable QueenThe shy Neopian walked up toward the queen. "Do I have enough for a Squeezy Tombola Guy Toy?"|
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"A Day with a Legend" by munchkin24547
"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the one and only, Judge Hog!" The gymnasium erupted with applause and screams of joy as Judge Hog walked out onto the stage. He walked obnoxiously slowly and his shiny black boots made squeaky noises as he walked. He stopped for a moment...
Now, listen. We all know Fyora is graceful, poised and elegant to a fault, but logic dictates that she has to have moments of searing mortification from time to time.
|Ailemea Smiled: Part Two|
"You don't understand, sis," he said. "A Kougra is living in my room. He has an angelpuss. He is white. He doesn't groom and he has no fashion sense and..."