|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 294 | 1st day of Relaxing, Y9
|A Thousand YearsFyora gazed out of the window, letting her mind drift. The sight of the ocean brought back many memories. She was old, older than she liked to admit...
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|The Lonely SpardelShe thought she may have found such an adventure when, in the distance, she saw a creaky old shack. As she approached, she noticed that there was an old sign in front...|
|The Disease of Narcissism"Hello, handsome!" The green Lupe greeted his reflection...|
|A Day with a Legend"Oh," Lily said. "You mean the Judge Hog that spends all of his time flashing smiles at the camera instead of actually contributing to Neopia?"|
|MeaninglessParched and weary, I dragged myself into the city. Many shot me strange looks, but that was to be expected. After all, I was bone thin and covered in scars...|
|SalbaFor the first week or so of school, people avoided her entirely, not wanting to come in contact with such a "hideous creature." I couldn't help but feel pity for the poor girl...|
|Of Faerieland and FlyingSpeaking of growing up, I did a lot of that. I grew so far up that my owner needed to expand my bedroom ceiling so I wouldn't have to slouch (granted, she was a small person). Eyrie Cab flyers were usually big Eyries anyway, so I didn't stand out...|
|Qin Sha Learns To ForgiveMany years ago, in a land of wealth and happiness, lived a Mynci called Qin Sha. She was the ruler of the land, and ruled all her subjects justly and honestly...|
|A Royal Stroll"I know what to do!" Skysong exclaimed, his cheerful spirit irrepressible. "We'll disguise ourselves as royal pets! It'll be easy!"|
|Sibling RivalryHannah knew in her heart that they were both ready to meet Fyora, but still, she was afraid...|
|A Passing Grade"Shennaralix III! Stop stargazing and listen! If you spent more time studying and less time daydreaming, you'd get decent scores. Instead.."|
|An Irritable QueenThe shy Neopian walked up toward the queen. "Do I have enough for a Squeezy Tombola Guy Toy?"|
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There are plenty of things to admire Queen Fyora for: her beauty, her poise, and her intelligence. Oh yeah, she also rules Faerieland in her spare time. While those are all very good reasons to admire her Faerieness, the thing I like the best is all the incredible swag that bears her name or likeness. Whether you are a fan, an admirer, or an obsessed collector...
|How to Find the Hidden Tower|
But I've smartened up since then and have really and truly found where the Hidden Tower is located! I would be very glad to tell you all where it can be found...
|An Illusion Spun: Part Four|
"What are you talking about?" Karik demanded. He had dropped the coconut and was standing above her, breathing heavily, looking bewildered and slightly wild-eyed...