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||Issue: 289 | 27th day of Eating, Y9
|FallingLush green grass blanketed the ground, sprinkled with the cheeriness of a few perfectly placed flowers. All of that came to an abrupt stop as soon as it came into view. The cliff...|
|NightpoolNightpool was the only Lupe in this valley. He used to be in a larger pack of them, but wandered off and came here. The other neopets welcomed him warmly and he decided to stay...|
|A Sailor's WorthHe hated to be leaving The Dauntless so early--it was only three in the afternoon--but it had to be done. A storm on Mystery Island was the single most dangerous natural disaster...|
|An Island Hidden in MistThe icy cold pulled him down, forcing him into the murky depths. He spun, flipped, and could only tell that he was going down...|
|True Story"An air faerie came out of nowhere and handed me a fire paint brush and a million neopoints." A few of the onlookers gasped. "True story," Blake confirmed...|
|Uh... Oops?"Jefsy, take a look at this!" Momma said, holding up a giant Eyrie sculpture that looked as if it was made out of crystal. "Isn't it marvelous?"|
|Once Upon a TimeSuddenly the moon dove down to the other edge of the horizon, trading its position for rest as the fiery sun came up. Anna cried out in shock, blinking her suddenly blinded eyes. Abruptly, she could feel a thousand shifts in the atmosphere around her...|
|A New HomeI glanced around shortly to see what had caused my fall, and my eyes widened at what I saw lying there. On the side of the road, completely soaked and sad-eyed, was...|
|Laura, the LonelyLaura froze. The more Page spoke, the more she began to sound like Eva was her best friend. Eva was Laura's best friend. This couldn't be happening...|
|My Little Home WreckerTheir great size makes navigating small areas challenging. Simply turning around or backing up can dislodge small trees or knock over furniture. When one is a baby Tonu, it can only be so much worse...|
|The Music MasterBut the Music Master did not mind any of this mess; indeed he wouldn't have it any other way. Rather, he sat serenely on a piano bench, watching the last few Neopians run past his shop...|
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"My Little Home Wrecker" by smudgeoffudge
Baby pets are naturally curious, and their curiosity can get them into a lot of trouble. Be warned, there is no force in Neopia more destructive than that of a baby Tonu. BabySmacks was one such Tonu. Her name was appropriate, as she was a baby and she smacked into most anything that got in her way. Sometimes she did this quite without meaning to, other times...
|Becoming a Spy|
It's deep within the heart of every Neopet. The need to be sneaky arises from time to time. It's a dream shared by all--to be a spy...
|Traitors And Warriors: Part Five|
I believe she was a true friend in the beginning. She only turned against me because of circumstances. If things had turned out differently, perhaps we still would be friends today...