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Lucky Everything

"You didn't! That's the third time this week!" Pinc cried. Crystal had won a Spotted and Speckled Paint Brush in the last two days...

by monkeybytes
The Secret Diary of Danner Carnahan

We were supposed to spend the night at the inn in Hope River. But guess what, we're not. Glorious leader, also known as Sir Jeran Borodere, lead us down the wrong road...

by nimras23
The Tomamu Dilemma

"It's super-simple! All we have to do is lay out a blanket, put up a sign that says, 'Leave your Tomamu to be cared for here', and play with other people's Petpets all day!"

by yaya269101
Overanalyze

Sean slumped in his chair. It was always this way. He always tried to help people. Sure, he realized that sometimes he got sidetracked...

by wildmage_of_galla
Welcome To Monday

A day filled with more misery than every grey pet in Neopia combined. From the second you wake up you know it's going to be horrible...

by tazmanianunicorn
The Secret Diary of Laurana Rose- READ IT AND DIE!

So, I just got back from my first ever visit to the lab ray. Um... yeah...

by reasonably_crazy
When Empty Bags Attack

I reached into my bag to fetch the neopoints and my mouth fell open when I found my bag was empty! Panicking, I desperately searched every pocket I had. I knew I had brought fifty neopoints with me, but where had they gone?

by age54321
Peas and Carrots: a Soupy Situation

"MWAHAHAHAHA!" cackled the devious Chia. "I have done it! I have found the evilest way to avenge the fall of the Zebinator and finally dominate Neopia!"

by costa_rican_girl
The Elderly Delinquents: Rumble at Roo Oaks

"What's so darn funny?" grumbled Manny with a huff of annoyance. "You kids today, all smiles and no hard work..."

by simsman24000
The Banister

Who knew what Fyora did in her spare time...

by sunsetneversetting
Disease of the Citadel

"Darigan is dying, sir..."

by alexrae963
Can't Go Wrong With a Classic

"It's April Fool's Day!" the Mynci declared, jumping around in anticipation. "You didn't forget, did you?!"

by mergirl294
A Negg Tale

"Yes, I read about that in the paper," said Lorissa quickly. "The Queen wants to remove one type of faerie quest from operation, and rumor has it that now all of the different elements are getting ready to have a big fight for their right to stay..."

by evilhamster13
Smelly Protests

"Your Highness!" Smelly called up to the flying fighter. "Please, stop! We must discuss ways to end this terrible war!"

by goosher
 
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"Lucky Everything" by monkeybytes
"Yep, I got another Spotted Paint Brush today. Sold it already. Bet I don't get anything for a month now, though." She laughed. "I also won two codestones on Tombola and saw the travelling library with a lovely Moehog who gave me a book worth fifteen thousand neopoints..."




Other Stories


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A Million Little Unis: The Green Uni Controversy
To shed some light on the Green Uni Project, I interviewed a sock puppet that claimed to be a member of the GUP. Maybe he was, I don't know. Everybody seems to be nowadays; it's the new 'in' thing...

by brains03

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10 Pranks That Will Have You Laughing
Happy April Fool's Day!

by donuts_254

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Another Hero's Journey: Part Twelve
Two weeks later, Trestin was slowly recovering from its ordeal with the bandits, and business went on as usual – except...

by precious_katuch14

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Guardian: Part Two
Rionex turned around and glared at Sage. "Mom, they'd still think I'm crazy!" she cried angrily. "Why don't you want me to go near large bodies of water? Why won't you tell me even who my dad is? Why won't you explain anything to me?"

by kaylamdal111112

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An Explanation for the Unexplained: Plot Points
Ever wonder why it takes so long?

Also by riggs4ever

by thunderwolfcrys


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A Practical Mistake...
A wise Gnorbu once told me you should always think things through...

Idea by edmarblecake

by x_seabee_x




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