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Lucky Everything

"You didn't! That's the third time this week!" Pinc cried. Crystal had won a Spotted and Speckled Paint Brush in the last two days...

by monkeybytes
The Secret Diary of Danner Carnahan

We were supposed to spend the night at the inn in Hope River. But guess what, we're not. Glorious leader, also known as Sir Jeran Borodere, lead us down the wrong road...

by nimras23
The Tomamu Dilemma

"It's super-simple! All we have to do is lay out a blanket, put up a sign that says, 'Leave your Tomamu to be cared for here', and play with other people's Petpets all day!"

by yaya269101
Overanalyze

Sean slumped in his chair. It was always this way. He always tried to help people. Sure, he realized that sometimes he got sidetracked...

by wildmage_of_galla
Welcome To Monday

A day filled with more misery than every grey pet in Neopia combined. From the second you wake up you know it's going to be horrible...

by tazmanianunicorn
The Secret Diary of Laurana Rose- READ IT AND DIE!

So, I just got back from my first ever visit to the lab ray. Um... yeah...

by reasonably_crazy
When Empty Bags Attack

I reached into my bag to fetch the neopoints and my mouth fell open when I found my bag was empty! Panicking, I desperately searched every pocket I had. I knew I had brought fifty neopoints with me, but where had they gone?

by age54321
Peas and Carrots: a Soupy Situation

"MWAHAHAHAHA!" cackled the devious Chia. "I have done it! I have found the evilest way to avenge the fall of the Zebinator and finally dominate Neopia!"

by costa_rican_girl
The Elderly Delinquents: Rumble at Roo Oaks

"What's so darn funny?" grumbled Manny with a huff of annoyance. "You kids today, all smiles and no hard work..."

by simsman24000
The Banister

Who knew what Fyora did in her spare time...

by sunsetneversetting
Disease of the Citadel

"Darigan is dying, sir..."

by alexrae963
Can't Go Wrong With a Classic

"It's April Fool's Day!" the Mynci declared, jumping around in anticipation. "You didn't forget, did you?!"

by mergirl294
A Negg Tale

"Yes, I read about that in the paper," said Lorissa quickly. "The Queen wants to remove one type of faerie quest from operation, and rumor has it that now all of the different elements are getting ready to have a big fight for their right to stay..."

by evilhamster13
Smelly Protests

"Your Highness!" Smelly called up to the flying fighter. "Please, stop! We must discuss ways to end this terrible war!"

by goosher
 
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Just read my easy guide and you can know if your petpet is in league with Sloth and his evil clones. Or any other villain...

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When I finally arrived in section 56, a dreary sight met my eyes; hundreds upon thousands of mine workers...

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The Mirror of Memories: Part Ten
"I say we keep the jewel," Enzie said loudly. "I mean, who cares about the kid? He'll find a nice home somewhere..."

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Illusen's Bad Hair Day: Part Three
"Then let's go!" Illusen started to float, but stopped when she heard the sound of the oozing jelly again. The Jelly was now inching toward them. Through its transparent body, they saw Jhudora still fighting...

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Niki & Niko: April Fools Day
I must find something to play a trick on Niki today...

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