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The Prize Most Sought

They were still quite a distance away from it, yet they could already hear the sounds of many, many voices within. Hanging over the bright red door was a dusty, peeling sign that read "The Pound"...

by cathryn_burns
Family, Fire Faeries, and Faded Gold Pyjamas

"Your family's weird, Pam." That was what Paul said almost every time he came to stay with her and her parents...

by pkmncat
The NeoCola Factory

"You fell asleep on the construction line again!" Krissy scolded...

by myfallenrevival4
Freedom Reigns

"Maddie," Sophie said gently, trying to get her sister to understand, "it's my duty to go back and save those faeries..."

by grapesourhorse
A Fruit's Worth

The stall owner snarled, "The next shipment doesn't come in until tomorrow morning. The caravan travels by night so that the fruit doesn't perish in the sun, but if you want some so bad, why don't you prance your furry little tail over to Qasala and buy it yourself?"

by scubadive5
A Shocking Plushie Story

I'm going to tell you the sad and miserable story of Plushies, those poor toys that everyone just throws around without a second thought...

by kotahkue
Tales from a Lost Grundo

"It all started when my parents told me we were going on vacation to Faerieland..."

by liannachick
The (Fortunately) Disappearing Pencil Sharpener

"Since you have all been such brilliant students, I have brought from home, for all of you to use this year, a classroom pencil sharpener!"

by maxalt
Boochi - World Domination

Everyone loves a baby pet... right?

by master_yoda_kenobi
Illusen's Day Off

"By order of Fyora, in punishment of thy many deeds dark and destructive, thou shalt be sentenced to a single day in the Glade..."

by micrody
The Journal of a Moody Faerie

It's not even 8:00 yet, and already I've given out more prizes in two hours than I usually give out in one day...

Also by kittygirl5170

by birdinggal

Illusen, Victorious

Jhudora first took a sip of her coffee, then unfolded the newspaper and began to read. Her eyes scanned the major headline, and her heart skipped a beat...

by really_awesome_d00d
 
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Illusen Rocks



Does she scowl at you like some other faerie whose name starts with a J and ends with an '-hudora' when you go to do a quest? No. She does not. Illusen looks like the type of faerie that you could have fun with and do crazy things, like draw funny faces on Turmaculus while he's sleeping. Jhudora... well... her only friend is probably a Bartamus...



Other Stories


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The Ultimate Guide to MAGAX: Destroyer II
You have to remember that once you touch any of the enemies, you will lose about one-fifth of your health...

Also by milkypath

by superpepe


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Guild Leading 101: How to Run an Effective Guild
A guide on how to run an efficient, but fun, guild.

by perturabo

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Sword of the Shapeshifter: Part Eight
Kass nodded. "We have known each other too long for this, my friend. You needn't try to hide what you cannot conceal..."

Art by sarahleeadvent

by sarahleeadvent


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Shifting Sands and the Snowager: Part One
He was standing on a ledge looking over Happy Valley, but from this distance the dome-shaped buildings shrunk to the size of matchboxes, and the individual pets to the size of ash falling from the matches...

by wicked_summer

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Trouble in the Ice Caves
Hannah and Armin run into a little problem in the Ice Caves.

Idea by bovinegrapevine

by pencil_cases


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Knick Knack - Illusen Special
Illusen appears in a puff of smoke!

Also by goosher

by pokemon_lunatic




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