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The Prize Most Sought

They were still quite a distance away from it, yet they could already hear the sounds of many, many voices within. Hanging over the bright red door was a dusty, peeling sign that read "The Pound"...

by cathryn_burns
Family, Fire Faeries, and Faded Gold Pyjamas

"Your family's weird, Pam." That was what Paul said almost every time he came to stay with her and her parents...

by pkmncat
The NeoCola Factory

"You fell asleep on the construction line again!" Krissy scolded...

by myfallenrevival4
Freedom Reigns

"Maddie," Sophie said gently, trying to get her sister to understand, "it's my duty to go back and save those faeries..."

by grapesourhorse
A Fruit's Worth

The stall owner snarled, "The next shipment doesn't come in until tomorrow morning. The caravan travels by night so that the fruit doesn't perish in the sun, but if you want some so bad, why don't you prance your furry little tail over to Qasala and buy it yourself?"

by scubadive5
A Shocking Plushie Story

I'm going to tell you the sad and miserable story of Plushies, those poor toys that everyone just throws around without a second thought...

by kotahkue
Tales from a Lost Grundo

"It all started when my parents told me we were going on vacation to Faerieland..."

by liannachick
The (Fortunately) Disappearing Pencil Sharpener

"Since you have all been such brilliant students, I have brought from home, for all of you to use this year, a classroom pencil sharpener!"

by maxalt
Boochi - World Domination

Everyone loves a baby pet... right?

by master_yoda_kenobi
Illusen's Day Off

"By order of Fyora, in punishment of thy many deeds dark and destructive, thou shalt be sentenced to a single day in the Glade..."

by micrody
The Journal of a Moody Faerie

It's not even 8:00 yet, and already I've given out more prizes in two hours than I usually give out in one day...

Also by kittygirl5170

by birdinggal

Illusen, Victorious

Jhudora first took a sip of her coffee, then unfolded the newspaper and began to read. Her eyes scanned the major headline, and her heart skipped a beat...

by really_awesome_d00d
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Lovable Slimeballs

Perhaps it was just my Tyrannian Slorg sitting on my shoulder and the feeling of slime oozing through my T-shirt that prompted me to write, but either way the feeling would not leave me – I had to write something big, something political. A statement about the Slorg in all its glory. A piece of writing that would urge Neopians everywhere to...

Other Stories


Complete Guide and Tips for The Usul Suspects
There are a few coloured Usuls you need to take care of. All the Usuls will jump off the platform with a propeller hat...

Also by wamhk

by steward26


Wingoball 101
Wingoball is simple enough to understand: to toss the Wingoball, aim with your mouse and click to throw it. Simple enough. But...

by unicorngirl383


Catching Up: Part Six
Maybe Ms. Evea had meant it for her ears only. If that were true, though, she had to have singled Patricia out for some reason. But why? The Dark Faerie shrugged and sighed...

by extreme_fj0rd


Legend Seekers: Mysterious Magic - Part Nine
He wanted so badly to tell the truth, but he was a little afraid of what Seth might do. It had been a mistake, bargaining with magic to escape the situation...

by yatomiyuka


Friendship Woes
Let's be friends!

by fire_princess433


The Happiest Quiggle
I hear she's particularly good with flambé.

by nut862

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