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Operation Usuki Outta Here

My three little sisters are baby Usul triplets, and, because of their "cute looks," my owner, Katrina, spoils them with anything they want. And the only thing they want, are, yup, Usukis...

by 24meepit13
Legend of the Voidberry

The orange Grundo laughed. "Farming on Kreludor? This would cost more neopoints than I have in my budget, not to mention that it will simply not work..."

by ummagine3284
The Lucky Kau

The Skeith snorted and Nina looked up at him abruptly. "I'm selling paint brushes," he said gruffly. "Real cheap..."

by _supreme_dragon
Attempting a Surprise Party

I only had two hours left to set up for the party. It was my purple Xweetok AvaGirl101's (or Ava for short) birthday and I was throwing her a surprise party...

by broadwaybaby986
The Case of the Elusive X

The red Grarrl folded his arms and stared back at the Mynci. "We'll go through it again, then. I repeat, where were you last Monday night?"

by katiesheffield
The Ugly Child

Cleo, who was Ms. Polsha's babysitter, sighed but nodded. "Yeah, okay," she agreed...

by neopartia
Why Battle Ducks' Eyes Bulge

A small, charming story about a girl and her ducks...

by staticbaby337
The Development of Petpet Cannonball

All of the petpets cowered in fear, hearing the stampede of wooden peg legs and thick boots from above. The young ones in the small pit huddled as close as possible to the veterans...

by ladysnowfairy
Tiramisu and the Gems

The rainbow Kougra checked her pack for the fifth time in an hour. Everything was there – her beloved yellow Cybunny plushie, some water, some food, a healing potion, and the three gems...

by bootpelt
Underworld

The Pteri fluttered his wings in exasperation. "Haven't you heard the noises? The sky is falling!"

by micrody
 
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"Why Battle Ducks' Eyes Bulge" by staticbaby337
"Soon Duckkles saved up her neopoints and bought as many battle ducks as she could lay her hands on. When she ran out of neopoints, she went and played games until she earned enough to buy all the battle ducks in Neopia. She restocked for her shop for hours, trying to earn more..."




Other Stories


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Turmac Roll: A History
Never once, in my two years of playing the game has that thing EVER grown. It makes no sense! If the instructions say the thing will grow, then gosh darn it, it should grow!

by sarcaism7

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Games and the Board: The Perfect Formula?
The game board is a spectacular area to find and ask for tips from fellow Neopians. From the very experienced to the similarly confused you can get many, many replies that will reveal some of the most useful tips you will ever find!

by godsowngodzilla

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Legacy of the Lost: Part Two
All of a sudden, the two pets were pulled upwards out of the water and onto dry land. "All right, let's take a look at how you guys look- OH MY GOODNESS!" Athmica shrieked...

by kimssuperanimals

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Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part Twelve
"How are we going to get away from here?" Shad asked as soon as they were back in their room...

by ssjelitegirl

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The Hasees Help Each Other
Oops... ^^'

by optimystique

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The Petpetpets of Neopia
Holidays...

by starlet12



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