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Operation Usuki Outta Here

My three little sisters are baby Usul triplets, and, because of their "cute looks," my owner, Katrina, spoils them with anything they want. And the only thing they want, are, yup, Usukis...

by 24meepit13
Legend of the Voidberry

The orange Grundo laughed. "Farming on Kreludor? This would cost more neopoints than I have in my budget, not to mention that it will simply not work..."

by ummagine3284
The Lucky Kau

The Skeith snorted and Nina looked up at him abruptly. "I'm selling paint brushes," he said gruffly. "Real cheap..."

by _supreme_dragon
Attempting a Surprise Party

I only had two hours left to set up for the party. It was my purple Xweetok AvaGirl101's (or Ava for short) birthday and I was throwing her a surprise party...

by broadwaybaby986
The Case of the Elusive X

The red Grarrl folded his arms and stared back at the Mynci. "We'll go through it again, then. I repeat, where were you last Monday night?"

by katiesheffield
The Ugly Child

Cleo, who was Ms. Polsha's babysitter, sighed but nodded. "Yeah, okay," she agreed...

by neopartia
Why Battle Ducks' Eyes Bulge

A small, charming story about a girl and her ducks...

by staticbaby337
The Development of Petpet Cannonball

All of the petpets cowered in fear, hearing the stampede of wooden peg legs and thick boots from above. The young ones in the small pit huddled as close as possible to the veterans...

by ladysnowfairy
Tiramisu and the Gems

The rainbow Kougra checked her pack for the fifth time in an hour. Everything was there – her beloved yellow Cybunny plushie, some water, some food, a healing potion, and the three gems...

by bootpelt
Underworld

The Pteri fluttered his wings in exasperation. "Haven't you heard the noises? The sky is falling!"

by micrody
 
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Forever Whirling: The Lost Desert Fruit Machine
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Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part Twelve
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In This Together: Part Nine
Startled, Mhairia looked over to see what had happened. But another pair of eyes, dark and puzzled, were fixed on me now. My brother seemed locked in a struggle to speak, to recognise my face, as he stared at me...

by rainbow_daydreamer

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Twisted Fate
Note: No wockies were harmed in the making of this comic...

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Life on the Edge
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