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||Issue: 272 | 29th day of Celebrating, Y8
|Tesh and the Draik on the Mountain"They will never truly live again, for they do not know what it means to be Neopians. Let them die as toys, the way they have toyed with us!"|
|Watching the SunsetEven though it became a habit, the sky didn’t always assume the same color scheme every time. Sometimes it had more purple, sometimes more red, and the inconstant routine made the sunset, if possible, more beautiful...|
|The First Time I Flew... AlmostTrugmorik batted Daisychain away with a paw when she tried to grab at his cape with her beak. He knew the White Weewoo had a point, but he needed to get up to that branch near the top of the tree...|
|The Day Turmaculus Ate ME!!I was always the adventurous one in my family. I loved to roam. And by the way, I have a chronic case of pranktosis...|
|(Not So) Squeaky Clean|
not saying that my teammates didn't want to be the best. I'm saying that they
took the easy way out.
I'm saying that they cheated...
|Spelling Bees and BulliesJen turned a deep shade of red. She knew her
classmates thought she was a wonderful person, except on Fridays...|
|Letters to RosieI'm sorry I haven't written as much as I promised
I would in the past two weeks, but I've still been trying to settle in here.
Hopefully this letter will be the first of many...|
|Dear AkkaniIt always saddens
me when I go down to the beach and I know that your beautiful smile and somehow
haunting voice I will not find anywhere, no matter how hard I look...|
|Kidnapped By a Wannabe VillainIn his fury, Sloth resulted into doing what he
did to channel out his anger: he got out his crayons and drew diabolical plans
with his bear, EvilSnuggler. That made him feel a little better; that is, until
one of his assistant Grundos came running into his office with some bad news...|
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"Kidnapped By a Wannabe Villain" by animalnutz1993
He wanted her blindfolded before she could see the Grundos and put two and two together. He wanted her stuffed in a bag and flown back to the Space Station. He wanted them to open the bag and roll her out of it before him while he looked sinister and he wanted her blindfold removed just then so that she could gasp in horror at his sight and whisper his name...
|Top 10 Ice Cream Choices|
In Neopia, you can find many fun, exciting, and tasty flavors. All have a personality of their own, believe me. Ice cream comes in many shapes as well.
Well, I think we’ve waited long enough. Perhaps you’ve been wondering when you would hear from me... it’s been a while since I saved the world... and here I am, to bring you a wonderful self-esteem-raising column. I mean, really, honestly we could have come up with a better name for this...
|Lao and the Legend of the Sun: Part Two|
As he walked deeper into the jungle, he could hear
exotic birdcalls over an undertone of buzzing insects. Occasionally, the bushes
would rustle and Lao would freeze where he stood, but not once did he see any
sign of life...
|Into the Sea: Part Five|
Nobody said anything for a few moments. The
only sound that could be heard was the tick-tock of the clock by the door. Velt's
eyes were sad, but Katrina's were hard and angry. The girl clenched her fists
tighter and tighter every second...