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Reverie

Masken sighed and looked toward the sound of sniffling at his feet. "Sakien," he said softly to the Xweetok, "are you alright?"

by dolphinchixs
Life of a Shopkeeper

The tiny Chia unzipped his bag and searched for his store's keys. After a few short minutes of constantly pulling his things out and tossing them back in, he could not find his keys...

by ummagine3284
Ohmygosh!

"Wha... what happened? What'd Injustic do now? He didn't set the school on fire, did he?" I asked, panicked...

by justanecholeft
Adventures Through Time and Space

"How did these get here?" she wondered aloud. Then she saw Radi coming, and she jumped right in it. Radi jumped into the other one...

by littleunicorn92
Lila and the Pillow Problem

A pink Kacheek sprinted into the living room where her owner, Darlene, was sitting on a Blue Bean Bag Chair, a book held in her hands. "It's happened again," the Kacheek said...

by ch0c0lat3kik0
Shadowflame: Prisoner

Her only major possession was her beloved Shoyru Sword, an ancient blade with a past as murky as hers and an edge that could cleave the air faster than wind. And it sat, just out of reach, her only salvation from the circumstances in which she found herself...

by brains03
True Home

Sepkun picked me up and brought me to a house by the beach. After she entered the house, she called. "Hey, Aishy! I found something that you may like!"

by sepkun
Look Where We Are

A Darigan Lupe trots down the main street of Meridell which is littered with debris and broken shards of glass. Leaves rustle as they race across the once happy lane...

by cyborg8000
Born Again - Dazzle

A young Peophin looked out the window, at the rain that was falling in sheets of wet despair. The normally cheery and bustling Neopia Central was replaced by a web of desolate streets...

by michelle192837
Smilty and her Tale of Woe

Smilty followed the Ixi with her eyes. Wait. The other Neopets were digging at that grave? Well, now she was thoroughly spooked...

by silent_snow
 
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Fire Pets: Care and Myths
These cuddly little balls of ash and fire aren't anything to be afraid of! If you know the right way to care for a Fire Pet, you'll be rewarded with love and luxury, not to mention a free source of heat in the winter.

by kittyfjeld

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Your Dazzling Disco Guide
Disco, the upbeat style that is sweeping Neopia as we know it. Now you may be thinking, why on earth should I get involved in this collaboration of hot pink material and sharp snazzy dance moves?

by retreat_at_random

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Instincts - Part Three
On a beautiful summer morning in Meridell, something happened that had never happened before; Mareian the pirate Lupess was awake before Danner. This alone should have been warning to the blue Wocky to just take the day off...

by nimras23

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Ailemea vs. Jenna: Part Five
Even as she shouted, the two Xweetoks heard a great scuffle, shouts, pounding on the doors, and then, "Surrender in the name of Emperor Sloth! Ruler of Neopia!"

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by rainbow_lover852


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Eccentricity
I always thought of Peophins as being *taller* than Usuls...

by kyrinn

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Just One of Those Days
Feeding Jetsams blindfolded is safer.

by goldchocobo21



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