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||Issue: 265 | 10th day of Storing, Y8
|ReverieMasken sighed and looked toward the sound of
sniffling at his feet. "Sakien," he said softly to the Xweetok, "are you alright?"|
|Life of a ShopkeeperThe tiny Chia unzipped his bag and searched for
his store's keys. After a few short minutes of constantly pulling his things
out and tossing them back in, he could not find his keys...|
|Ohmygosh!"Wha... what happened? What'd Injustic do now?
He didn't set the school on fire, did he?" I asked, panicked...|
|Adventures Through Time and Space"How did these get here?" she wondered aloud. Then she saw Radi coming, and she jumped right in it. Radi jumped into the other one...|
|Lila and the Pillow ProblemA pink Kacheek sprinted into the living room where her owner, Darlene, was sitting on a Blue Bean Bag Chair, a book held in her hands. "It's happened again," the Kacheek said...|
|Shadowflame: PrisonerHer only major possession
was her beloved Shoyru Sword, an ancient blade with a past as murky as hers
and an edge that could cleave the air faster than wind. And it sat, just out
of reach, her only salvation from the circumstances in which she found herself...|
|True HomeSepkun picked me up and brought me to a house
by the beach. After she entered the house, she called. "Hey, Aishy! I found
something that you may like!"|
|Look Where We AreA Darigan Lupe trots down the main street of
Meridell which is littered with debris and broken shards of glass. Leaves rustle
as they race across the once happy lane...|
|Born Again - DazzleA young Peophin looked out the window, at the
rain that was falling in sheets of wet despair. The normally cheery and bustling
Neopia Central was replaced by a web of desolate streets...|
|Smilty and her Tale of WoeSmilty followed the Ixi with her eyes. Wait. The other Neopets were digging at that grave? Well, now she was thoroughly spooked...|
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Woods Witch Wants Workers
Deep in the darkest part of the Haunted Woods lives a witch that goes by the name of Sophie. Some say Sophie is the 'Soup Faerie' of the Haunted Woods, feeding many a wary traveller. The only problem, though, is that Sophie is very careless and quite often her ingredients end up on the floor or get eaten by her hungry Meowclops. She needs your help to ensure that her ingredients end up in the cauldron. Your tool of choice is...
|Fire Pets: Care and Myths|
These cuddly little balls of ash and fire aren't anything to be afraid of!
If you know the right way to care for a Fire Pet, you'll be rewarded with love
and luxury, not to mention a free source of heat in the winter.
|Your Dazzling Disco Guide|
Disco, the upbeat style that is sweeping Neopia as we know it. Now you may be thinking, why on earth should I get involved in this collaboration
of hot pink material and sharp snazzy dance moves?
|Ailemea vs. Jenna: Part Five|
Even as she shouted, the two Xweetoks heard a
great scuffle, shouts, pounding on the doors, and then, "Surrender in the name
of Emperor Sloth! Ruler of Neopia!"
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