|For an easier life
||Issue: 252 | 11th day of Hiding, Y8
|"Nonexistent" NovaTimothy scooped up another pile. Right before
he plopped it onto the floor, he noticed a glitter of light...|
|Air Heart"Well, you're an Air Faerie," the Earth Faerie
responded, "and I don't see many Air Faeries with their heads out of the clouds."|
|Starshine: An Eyrie's Beginnings"It's not my fault! That genetic combination
was clearly marked as a Jetsam. I was as surprised as anyone..."|
|Hubert and Hotdog SoupHubert sighed; it had been another long day and almost no
one had come to buy a hotdog...|
|The Green-Eyed MonsterMina scrunched up her face before stomping out of the room. "It's not fair..."
|The Return of BarclayIt was then for the first time since I left my lonely burrow underneath
the bushes that I decided to return to see what treasures remained of my once
|Blue AmberSvolbard the golden Aisha hurried up the steps of Edna's
Tower in the Haunted Woods. She knew that time was ticking...|
|Royal StainDaemonBane was the next victim. It was a couple days
after Ivy had found the face, but Daemon didn't know that...|
|The Refrigerator ProblemThe smell was so ghastly that the Jadestorm household
simply kept it shut 24/7. Through a vacuum system at the top, groceries were
put in, never to be extracted in a lifetime...|
|Vive Le Cheese!"My dear friends and countrymen! The day we
have so longed for is finally come! The day that we celebrate our most prized
food! Our wonderful... delectable... CHEESE!" |
|The Day the Donations StoppedWith that, the Money Tree grabbed up its roots
and marched past the shocked crowd that had gathered to hear its speech...|
|The Lost Zafara"I don't know my family. I'm a pound veteran.
I was in that place until I was eighteen."|
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