|White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*
||Issue: 252 | 11th day of Hiding, Y8
|"Nonexistent" NovaTimothy scooped up another pile. Right before
he plopped it onto the floor, he noticed a glitter of light...|
|Air Heart"Well, you're an Air Faerie," the Earth Faerie
responded, "and I don't see many Air Faeries with their heads out of the clouds."|
|Starshine: An Eyrie's Beginnings"It's not my fault! That genetic combination
was clearly marked as a Jetsam. I was as surprised as anyone..."|
|Hubert and Hotdog SoupHubert sighed; it had been another long day and almost no
one had come to buy a hotdog...|
|The Green-Eyed MonsterMina scrunched up her face before stomping out of the room. "It's not fair..."
|The Return of BarclayIt was then for the first time since I left my lonely burrow underneath
the bushes that I decided to return to see what treasures remained of my once
|Blue AmberSvolbard the golden Aisha hurried up the steps of Edna's
Tower in the Haunted Woods. She knew that time was ticking...|
|Royal StainDaemonBane was the next victim. It was a couple days
after Ivy had found the face, but Daemon didn't know that...|
|The Refrigerator ProblemThe smell was so ghastly that the Jadestorm household
simply kept it shut 24/7. Through a vacuum system at the top, groceries were
put in, never to be extracted in a lifetime...|
|Vive Le Cheese!"My dear friends and countrymen! The day we
have so longed for is finally come! The day that we celebrate our most prized
food! Our wonderful... delectable... CHEESE!" |
|The Day the Donations StoppedWith that, the Money Tree grabbed up its roots
and marched past the shocked crowd that had gathered to hear its speech...|
|The Lost Zafara"I don't know my family. I'm a pound veteran.
I was in that place until I was eighteen."|
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"The Lost Zafara" by hczaffie
She slowly opened her eyes and perceived an intense yellowish light, and quickly closed them again. Her head was pounding; bright light was definitely not what she required right now. Suddenly something touched her arm. "Wake up. You've been out for about fifteen hours, I've never seen...
|Had a Bad Day?|
Did Dr Sloth just "take back" your super-rare transmogrification potion? Did you
miss yet another Kadoatery feeding time? Are you tired of constantly having to
buy new keyboards/mice/throwable items?
|What is a Marrow And What Do I Do With It?|
The marrow will hold up under heat while you fry, steam, roast,
broast, braise, broil, boil, simmer, saute, flambe, grill or fricassee. However
it is prepared, Marrow is the vegetable of choice in Neopia.