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"Nonexistent" Nova

Timothy scooped up another pile. Right before he plopped it onto the floor, he noticed a glitter of light...

by yellowsugardog
Air Heart

"Well, you're an Air Faerie," the Earth Faerie responded, "and I don't see many Air Faeries with their heads out of the clouds."

by micrody
Starshine: An Eyrie's Beginnings

"It's not my fault! That genetic combination was clearly marked as a Jetsam. I was as surprised as anyone..."

by rainbow_daydreamer
Hubert and Hotdog Soup

Hubert sighed; it had been another long day and almost no one had come to buy a hotdog...

by tigerpaw_01
The Green-Eyed Monster

Mina scrunched up her face before stomping out of the room. "It's not fair..."

by discokitten
The Return of Barclay

It was then for the first time since I left my lonely burrow underneath the bushes that I decided to return to see what treasures remained of my once gigantic hoard...

by pippin_me
Blue Amber

Svolbard the golden Aisha hurried up the steps of Edna's Tower in the Haunted Woods. She knew that time was ticking...

by myfallenrevival4
Royal Stain

DaemonBane was the next victim. It was a couple days after Ivy had found the face, but Daemon didn't know that...

by stargal145
The Refrigerator Problem

The smell was so ghastly that the Jadestorm household simply kept it shut 24/7. Through a vacuum system at the top, groceries were put in, never to be extracted in a lifetime...

by _jadestorm_
Vive Le Cheese!

"My dear friends and countrymen! The day we have so longed for is finally come! The day that we celebrate our most prized food! Our wonderful... delectable... CHEESE!"

by zenxtreme
The Day the Donations Stopped

With that, the Money Tree grabbed up its roots and marched past the shocked crowd that had gathered to hear its speech...

by lucky_star676
The Lost Zafara

"I don't know my family. I'm a pound veteran. I was in that place until I was eighteen."

by hczaffie
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Afraid to Spend NP?

The only way you can truly be free with your wallet is by mentally figuring out that it's true: if not for spending, what are Neopoints used for? And if you have no Neopoints, is it really that big of a deal? I mean if you play the right games and work hard enough, you can make any amount of Neopoints again...

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The Kougra Klan: Part Two
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"Your Hands Glow Blue For A Moment...": Part Two
"This feels weird," Tylla complained, wiggling her fingers uncomfortably. "They're all tingly."

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Advantages No. 1
It's not about how fast you get there...

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