|The inside scoop on Jelly W-argh! *choke*
||Issue: 252 | 11th day of Hiding, Y8
|"Nonexistent" NovaTimothy scooped up another pile. Right before
he plopped it onto the floor, he noticed a glitter of light...|
|Air Heart"Well, you're an Air Faerie," the Earth Faerie
responded, "and I don't see many Air Faeries with their heads out of the clouds."|
|Starshine: An Eyrie's Beginnings"It's not my fault! That genetic combination
was clearly marked as a Jetsam. I was as surprised as anyone..."|
|Hubert and Hotdog SoupHubert sighed; it had been another long day and almost no
one had come to buy a hotdog...|
|The Green-Eyed MonsterMina scrunched up her face before stomping out of the room. "It's not fair..."
|The Return of BarclayIt was then for the first time since I left my lonely burrow underneath
the bushes that I decided to return to see what treasures remained of my once
|Blue AmberSvolbard the golden Aisha hurried up the steps of Edna's
Tower in the Haunted Woods. She knew that time was ticking...|
|Royal StainDaemonBane was the next victim. It was a couple days
after Ivy had found the face, but Daemon didn't know that...|
|The Refrigerator ProblemThe smell was so ghastly that the Jadestorm household
simply kept it shut 24/7. Through a vacuum system at the top, groceries were
put in, never to be extracted in a lifetime...|
|Vive Le Cheese!"My dear friends and countrymen! The day we
have so longed for is finally come! The day that we celebrate our most prized
food! Our wonderful... delectable... CHEESE!" |
|The Day the Donations StoppedWith that, the Money Tree grabbed up its roots
and marched past the shocked crowd that had gathered to hear its speech...|
|The Lost Zafara"I don't know my family. I'm a pound veteran.
I was in that place until I was eighteen."|
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"'Nonexistent' Nova" by yellowsugardog
Sighing, Timothy remembered that he had a few more terrible hours in this icky place. The starving pets appreciated the work. But Timothy didn't want to be shoveling dirt and muck for much longer. Timothy scooped up another pile. Right before he plopped it onto the floor, he noticed a glitter of light...
|How to Eat a Banana|
I've tested all kinds of food that involve bananas and selected the top ten banana-dishes - just for you! But I must warn you, some of them look so yummy that you might actually drool over the pictures...
Whether you've come across the Golden Pteri on your way to play Destruct-O-Match,
or the Black Pteri av is on your Neopian "to-do" list, we all know that Pteris
make up a good chunk of the Neopian Population.