|A Yurble stole my cinnamon roll!
||Issue: 248 | 14th day of Swimming, Y8
And, as much as I hate to admit to it, the whole thing was entirely my fault...|
|The NobodyHe was a nobody. He must've been a somebody once, but for
as long as anyone could remember, he had been a nobody...|
|The Lost Knight"Things are going to be different and I will
not be a nobody anymore!" I told myself...|
|Captain of the ShipThe blue Kacheek's eyes were filled with longing as he looked: the
rippled light on the water, the waves swelling over one another, racing to get
to shore first...|
|StarsMy gaze, as red at that final patch of scarlet
light, swerves to a tiny blue planet called Neopia. Its surface is draped with
rolling, curling coils of clouds, and its azure seas sparkle with light...|
|The Health Food Crime"We want to
make as much money as possible, and besides, I need to get rid of these organic
vegetables. They're already rotting, and I want them off my hands now!"
Also by mygoodguild
|Talek's TaleThe sword was heavy. Talek had difficulty when
he tried to swing it with one hand, as he was taught...
Also by imogenweasley
|The Little Giant"Oh don't be a Grundo," Wila said. "That hasn't
worked for anyone in this whole tournament. Really, Evrem, you ought to know
|The Janitor's DiscoveryThe janitor sighed. He was sick of being noticed...|
|Amaida's Wings"Amai, are you alright?" came a voice from downstairs...|
|Kotureo and the Magic Asparagus: a Pirate's QuestKotureo
was a great pirate, who sailed the Mystery Channel (that one that runs between
Mystery Island and Krawk Island) many many years ago. He's most renowned for one
great adventure involving Coconut JubJubs, a band of scurvy Pink Kacheeks...|
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"The Health Food Crime" by zen_reina and mygoodguild
"The food isn't really healthy at all," Quinton confessed. "It's much cheaper this way, and I can make an enormous profit selling this junk for as much as I can sell the real stuff!" Quinton winked. "But don't be alarmed, my girl. It's all in good business. Just don't tell anyone. Now go open the store..."
|The Completely Brief Comprehensive History of Neopia|
Please, everyone – read this now! Before you too meet an untimely fate at the center of the planet! Learn about the TRUE past of Neopia, before it's too late!
My research has brought me down to the core of this wholesome sphere, and it is here that I must tell you this information...
|Encountering Resistance: Part One|
If this hiding place was anything like the hundreds before it,
it would shelter him for a few months, with any luck. All he had to worry about
was getting out before the Empire discovered it...