|The Perfect LockThe red-hot creation that had been carefully
dipped into the water was rapidly turning black, and the red Draik smith gave
it a tight, satisfied smile...|
|A Balthazar-Faerie TaleI haven't seen poor Fuhnah since she told me this story. I hope she hasn't gotten herself caught again.|
|One Night at Midnight
He was going to do something he had never done before. This would be the night
that he would brave the mysterious lands of the neoboards...|
|TransmogrificationI suppose it began on the day my owner decided
to take me and my three sisters on a visit to the Haunted Woods. It was Halloween...|
|The Fearsome TwosomeIt was perfect. Its wings were
pointed in just the right way; the cloth was professionally stitched, and the
pitchfork looked sharp and menacing...|
|Tales of a Petpet Campfire"Welcome," a bright yellow Petpet said as he
noticed the Faellie. "I'm Flo the Flowper! Is this your first time coming to
the Petpet Retreat?"|
|Why Should Meepits Have All The Fun?"NEXT," said a bored, clinical voice, coming
from beside the lab ray...|
|The End of the Endless Plains"You young rascals keep running off. How am
I supposed to keep track of you both? I'm responsible while the rest of the
pack is hunting, and these old bones can't go racing all over."|
|Some Assembly RequiredI had suggested reading, I had begged them to play board games quietly,
but it was of no avail-the two insisted upon singing the "Rain, Rain, Go Away"
song at the top of their lungs...|
|Telling Kep's StoryMost of you, especially you Altador Cup fans
out there, have heard of Kep Bonnefie, the Darigan Buzz who for years has refused
to speak a single word, yet continues to play Yooyuball for the Citadel team...|
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Are They Really Bland?
This fish is blue, with a few darker blue and white stripes along its body, some brown fins, two big bulgy eyes, a long thin line of a mouth, and, as you can probably expect from my horrendously boring description of the creature, is known as the Blandfish. The blandfish is the most boring, drab, dreary, dull, insipid, lackluster, spiritless, unanimated, uninspired, vapid, wearisome underwater creature ever to swim in the waters of Neopia. Or... is it?
|Blandfish: Bland in Disguise?|
But the fish of the Underwater Fishing Cavern are not always as exciting as
expected. There is one fish in particular that doesn't bring a smile, or a laugh,
or really any expression at all, to anyone's face...
|Dusk in Tyrannia: Part Six|
A Darigan Eyrie gave us a lift. Obsidian was less than thrilled
to be flying, and yowled for several minutes before simply shoving his muzzle
into the Eyrie's neck fur and closing his eyes...