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The Perfect Lock

The red-hot creation that had been carefully dipped into the water was rapidly turning black, and the red Draik smith gave it a tight, satisfied smile...

by shadowcristal
A Balthazar-Faerie Tale

I haven't seen poor Fuhnah since she told me this story. I hope she hasn't gotten herself caught again.

by dark_goddess_rising
One Night at Midnight

He was going to do something he had never done before. This would be the night that he would brave the mysterious lands of the neoboards...

by puppy200010
Transmogrification

I suppose it began on the day my owner decided to take me and my three sisters on a visit to the Haunted Woods. It was Halloween...

by valkyriemaiden
The Fearsome Twosome

It was perfect. Its wings were pointed in just the right way; the cloth was professionally stitched, and the pitchfork looked sharp and menacing...

by molly102394
Tales of a Petpet Campfire

"Welcome," a bright yellow Petpet said as he noticed the Faellie. "I'm Flo the Flowper! Is this your first time coming to the Petpet Retreat?"

by micrody
Why Should Meepits Have All The Fun?

"NEXT," said a bored, clinical voice, coming from beside the lab ray...

by sectumsempra1514
The End of the Endless Plains

"You young rascals keep running off. How am I supposed to keep track of you both? I'm responsible while the rest of the pack is hunting, and these old bones can't go racing all over."

by sikki_lo
Some Assembly Required

I had suggested reading, I had begged them to play board games quietly, but it was of no avail-the two insisted upon singing the "Rain, Rain, Go Away" song at the top of their lungs...

by trisshamster
Telling Kep's Story

Most of you, especially you Altador Cup fans out there, have heard of Kep Bonnefie, the Darigan Buzz who for years has refused to speak a single word, yet continues to play Yooyuball for the Citadel team...

by ee365
 
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Are They Really Bland?



This fish is blue, with a few darker blue and white stripes along its body, some brown fins, two big bulgy eyes, a long thin line of a mouth, and, as you can probably expect from my horrendously boring description of the creature, is known as the Blandfish. The blandfish is the most boring, drab, dreary, dull, insipid, lackluster, spiritless, unanimated, uninspired, vapid, wearisome underwater creature ever to swim in the waters of Neopia. Or... is it?



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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part Nine
"Traitors," the skeleton hissed, "belong to us." He walked fully into the room, followed by two more of his kind. "They are ours; it has been the law since the first king."

by nimras23

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Behind the Forbidden Door: Part Five
His laughter faded to a smile, and shaking his head he said quietly, "I'm so glad Lerox stuck his head into that room- you two are the best thing that's happened to me for a long time..."

by sarahleeadvent

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UnNormal - Spoiled?
How can you call me spoiled?

by cozygen

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Nymph
Everyone's a critic.

by khoste



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