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The Perfect Lock

The red-hot creation that had been carefully dipped into the water was rapidly turning black, and the red Draik smith gave it a tight, satisfied smile...

by shadowcristal
A Balthazar-Faerie Tale

I haven't seen poor Fuhnah since she told me this story. I hope she hasn't gotten herself caught again.

by dark_goddess_rising
One Night at Midnight

He was going to do something he had never done before. This would be the night that he would brave the mysterious lands of the neoboards...

by puppy200010
Transmogrification

I suppose it began on the day my owner decided to take me and my three sisters on a visit to the Haunted Woods. It was Halloween...

by valkyriemaiden
The Fearsome Twosome

It was perfect. Its wings were pointed in just the right way; the cloth was professionally stitched, and the pitchfork looked sharp and menacing...

by molly102394
Tales of a Petpet Campfire

"Welcome," a bright yellow Petpet said as he noticed the Faellie. "I'm Flo the Flowper! Is this your first time coming to the Petpet Retreat?"

by micrody
Why Should Meepits Have All The Fun?

"NEXT," said a bored, clinical voice, coming from beside the lab ray...

by sectumsempra1514
The End of the Endless Plains

"You young rascals keep running off. How am I supposed to keep track of you both? I'm responsible while the rest of the pack is hunting, and these old bones can't go racing all over."

by sikki_lo
Some Assembly Required

I had suggested reading, I had begged them to play board games quietly, but it was of no avail-the two insisted upon singing the "Rain, Rain, Go Away" song at the top of their lungs...

by trisshamster
Telling Kep's Story

Most of you, especially you Altador Cup fans out there, have heard of Kep Bonnefie, the Darigan Buzz who for years has refused to speak a single word, yet continues to play Yooyuball for the Citadel team...

by ee365
 
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"Some Assembly Required" by trisshamster
"We're bored!!! We've played with all our toys!!! We're bored!!! We want something to do!!!" Now, I am a very patient person, but when one has been pestered like this for two and a half hours on end, one's patience does wear thin. I was at the end of my wits when the doorbell rang. "Ooh! Ooh! I wanna get it! I wanna get it!"




Other Stories


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A Manly Man’s Guide to Neopian Femininity
Believe or not, Neopia is overrun mainly by femininity, which makes it increasingly difficult for a mega manly man pet to survive.

by o_apollo_o

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Whack a Staff Member - a Guide to Smacking Our Heroes
You have staff members stick their head up out of their cubicles, and then you bonk them over the head with your trusty mallet.

by axel_roze

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Dusk in Tyrannia: Part Six
A Darigan Eyrie gave us a lift. Obsidian was less than thrilled to be flying, and yowled for several minutes before simply shoving his muzzle into the Eyrie's neck fur and closing his eyes...

by alkuna_

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Blade of Fire, Blade of Ice: Part Two
Sure enough he could see the dark shapes of the Grarrls following closely behind. With his last reserves of strength the Draik hauled himself out of the water...

by danama

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The Chronicles of Hairball - Kad Theory Destroyed
The artists weren't lazy when it came to the Kadoatery. We promise.

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by macleod22789


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Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie
The Draco Debacle Part 14

by the_darkjedi



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