|Battle Quills... ready!
||Issue: 247 | 7th day of Swimming, Y8
|The Perfect LockThe red-hot creation that had been carefully
dipped into the water was rapidly turning black, and the red Draik smith gave
it a tight, satisfied smile...|
|A Balthazar-Faerie TaleI haven't seen poor Fuhnah since she told me this story. I hope she hasn't gotten herself caught again.|
|One Night at Midnight
He was going to do something he had never done before. This would be the night
that he would brave the mysterious lands of the neoboards...|
|TransmogrificationI suppose it began on the day my owner decided
to take me and my three sisters on a visit to the Haunted Woods. It was Halloween...|
|The Fearsome TwosomeIt was perfect. Its wings were
pointed in just the right way; the cloth was professionally stitched, and the
pitchfork looked sharp and menacing...|
|Tales of a Petpet Campfire"Welcome," a bright yellow Petpet said as he
noticed the Faellie. "I'm Flo the Flowper! Is this your first time coming to
the Petpet Retreat?"|
|Why Should Meepits Have All The Fun?"NEXT," said a bored, clinical voice, coming
from beside the lab ray...|
|The End of the Endless Plains"You young rascals keep running off. How am
I supposed to keep track of you both? I'm responsible while the rest of the
pack is hunting, and these old bones can't go racing all over."|
|Some Assembly RequiredI had suggested reading, I had begged them to play board games quietly,
but it was of no avail-the two insisted upon singing the "Rain, Rain, Go Away"
song at the top of their lungs...|
|Telling Kep's StoryMost of you, especially you Altador Cup fans
out there, have heard of Kep Bonnefie, the Darigan Buzz who for years has refused
to speak a single word, yet continues to play Yooyuball for the Citadel team...|
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"Some Assembly Required" by trisshamster
"We're bored!!! We've played with all our toys!!! We're bored!!! We want something to do!!!" Now, I am a very patient person, but when one has been pestered like this for two and a half hours on end, one's patience does wear thin. I was at the end of my wits when the doorbell rang. "Ooh! Ooh! I wanna get it! I wanna get it!"
|Reeling in the Slot Tycoons|
Ever feel swindled at the slot machines? Watching them spin, were you certain
those reels were going to fall in line, but some hidden force made them land less
favorably? Well, do you want to know what that something is?
Also by dragon_cleric
|Blandfish: Bland in Disguise?|
But the fish of the Underwater Fishing Cavern are not always as exciting as
expected. There is one fish in particular that doesn't bring a smile, or a laugh,
or really any expression at all, to anyone's face...
|Dusk in Tyrannia: Part Six|
A Darigan Eyrie gave us a lift. Obsidian was less than thrilled
to be flying, and yowled for several minutes before simply shoving his muzzle
into the Eyrie's neck fur and closing his eyes...