|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 246 | 30th day of Relaxing, Y8
|Colors, Colors, EverywhereFor as long as they could remember living with
Usa, they had been overshadowed by painted pets everywhere. They had been ridiculed
since their first day of Neoschool...|
|A Yullie's Day OutJanichen plopped a small,
dense bundle of yellow fur into the Usul's lap. "I read somewhere that spending
time with your petpet makes you more relaxed," she explained...|
|The Revenge of Albert the KacheekSo you're here expecting some heroic story about how I,
Albert the Kacheek, gained my freedom of the Esophagor? Well...|
|Wish for AuthorityRoyGBiv, or Roy as most called him, groaned.
How could his Meerca sister love doing chores? It seemed it seemed as if that
was all he and Zeppy did...|
|The Black Hole: Elon's StoryBut Elon Hughlis had other plans. "Not this time!"
he yelled back to her, and threw the Yooyuball as hard as he could into the
|Victory is Ours in the End"At least this time it wasn't a total embarrassment..."
Derlyn stated, sighing and sitting on the bench...|
|PerplexedThen again, the puzzle was missing the bottom row
|The Fall of JhudoraOn this certain day, an Eyrie was sauntering
down the street, followed by a Kougra and a Lupe. They were not anything extraordinary;
nay, they looked quite mundane...|
|Cannoneer and the Altador Cup "Duh! It's my home team, plus they've got Garven
Hale, the best goalkeeper in the league!" Cannoneer explained...|
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|The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part Eight|
side of the battlefield was dotted with dark blue tents as far as the eye could
see. Many different Neopets and Petpets scurried from tent to tent, shouting orders
at their subordinates as they ran...
|My Vacation: Part Four|
"Let's go pick up some breakfast and then we
can go see the Ruins," Jeanie said. I turned around and was in my wetsuit before