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Colors, Colors, Everywhere

For as long as they could remember living with Usa, they had been overshadowed by painted pets everywhere. They had been ridiculed since their first day of Neoschool...

by usadreamr93
A Yullie's Day Out

Janichen plopped a small, dense bundle of yellow fur into the Usul's lap. "I read somewhere that spending time with your petpet makes you more relaxed," she explained...

by evilhamster13
The Revenge of Albert the Kacheek

So you're here expecting some heroic story about how I, Albert the Kacheek, gained my freedom of the Esophagor? Well...

by kacheekdude162
Wish for Authority

RoyGBiv, or Roy as most called him, groaned. How could his Meerca sister love doing chores? It seemed it seemed as if that was all he and Zeppy did...

by kindheartedfairy
The Black Hole: Elon's Story

But Elon Hughlis had other plans. "Not this time!" he yelled back to her, and threw the Yooyuball as hard as he could into the net...

by beastybas
Victory is Ours in the End

"At least this time it wasn't a total embarrassment..." Derlyn stated, sighing and sitting on the bench...

by bubbles_98003
Perplexed

Then again, the puzzle was missing the bottom row of pieces...

by dolphinchixs
The Fall of Jhudora

On this certain day, an Eyrie was sauntering down the street, followed by a Kougra and a Lupe. They were not anything extraordinary; nay, they looked quite mundane...

by hermione_granger591
Cannoneer and the Altador Cup

"Duh! It's my home team, plus they've got Garven Hale, the best goalkeeper in the league!" Cannoneer explained...

by da_number_1_neopian
 
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The Darigan Citadel Team changed its classic strategy of 2:2 to a more aggressive 3:1 pincer array, with the silent but remorseless Kep Bonnefie bringing up the rear. The unrelenting Tormo Frein was promoted to Center Forward, with his main objective being the obliteration of Meridell's quick-pass game. To this end, Frein set his scope on the formidable "Wizard" Windelle, with the goal of totally disrupting Meridell's otherwise fast-paced...



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Team Haunted Woods: More Than Just an Ugly Face
If the Altador Cup awarded points based on glamour, the Haunted Woods team would place dead last. However...

by moonage_daydream201

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Glorious Guilds
There are so many different kinds of guilds, so how do you choose which one to join? Well, you want a guild that will describe you!

by lihiaxox

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The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part Eight
Their side of the battlefield was dotted with dark blue tents as far as the eye could see. Many different Neopets and Petpets scurried from tent to tent, shouting orders at their subordinates as they ran...

by violajunky

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My Vacation: Part Four
"Let's go pick up some breakfast and then we can go see the Ruins," Jeanie said. I turned around and was in my wetsuit before her...

by jeanaet

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Just One of Those Days
Mystery solved.

by darkduskk

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The Office Meepits
Because those judges must be at least slightly evil.

by alien_1155



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