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Colors, Colors, Everywhere

For as long as they could remember living with Usa, they had been overshadowed by painted pets everywhere. They had been ridiculed since their first day of Neoschool...

by usadreamr93
A Yullie's Day Out

Janichen plopped a small, dense bundle of yellow fur into the Usul's lap. "I read somewhere that spending time with your petpet makes you more relaxed," she explained...

by evilhamster13
The Revenge of Albert the Kacheek

So you're here expecting some heroic story about how I, Albert the Kacheek, gained my freedom of the Esophagor? Well...

by kacheekdude162
Wish for Authority

RoyGBiv, or Roy as most called him, groaned. How could his Meerca sister love doing chores? It seemed it seemed as if that was all he and Zeppy did...

by kindheartedfairy
The Black Hole: Elon's Story

But Elon Hughlis had other plans. "Not this time!" he yelled back to her, and threw the Yooyuball as hard as he could into the net...

by beastybas
Victory is Ours in the End

"At least this time it wasn't a total embarrassment..." Derlyn stated, sighing and sitting on the bench...

by bubbles_98003
Perplexed

Then again, the puzzle was missing the bottom row of pieces...

by dolphinchixs
The Fall of Jhudora

On this certain day, an Eyrie was sauntering down the street, followed by a Kougra and a Lupe. They were not anything extraordinary; nay, they looked quite mundane...

by hermione_granger591
Cannoneer and the Altador Cup

"Duh! It's my home team, plus they've got Garven Hale, the best goalkeeper in the league!" Cannoneer explained...

by da_number_1_neopian
 
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"The Black Hole: Elon's Story" by beastybas
"Elon, pass it to me, I'm open!" Jair Tollet screeched. The Maraquan Eyrie was so close to the goal she could have made a superb shot. But Elon Hughlis had other plans. "Not this time!" he yelled back to her, and threw the Yooyuball as hard as he could into the net. The goalkeeper didn't even have a chance. Yes! Elon thought happily...




Other Stories


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Too Many Rotten Old Shoes?
There is reason to believe there is an entire underground organization or mystical village of retired shoemakers dedicated to recycling the same several million shoes to bring great angst and mystery into our lives or really polluted waters.

by meshikins402

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Team Haunted Woods: More Than Just an Ugly Face
If the Altador Cup awarded points based on glamour, the Haunted Woods team would place dead last. However...

by moonage_daydream201

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part Eight
A misty red haze swirled around her face, as the ring told Jeran she was lying; Lisha knew exactly what he was talking about. "Of course you don't," he teased...

by nimras23

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My Vacation: Part Four
"Let's go pick up some breakfast and then we can go see the Ruins," Jeanie said. I turned around and was in my wetsuit before her...

by jeanaet

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A Room With an Aisha: The Altador Cup
Ever notice how the ball never actually affects the player?

by robbydude5

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The Office Meepits
Because those judges must be at least slightly evil.

by alien_1155



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