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Miss Earthwing

Earthwing gazed out at the audience seated in front of her desk. "Now, class," she said in a prim, proper voice...

by oldnavyfan10
Ezanna on Edge

"I'll never finish it all," he moaned. "Never! Why bother even starting?"

by battlesunn
Katie the Enchantress

"Katie, do you want to fly now?" he asked...

by kindheartedfairy
Isabella's Best Friend

Among these lucky diners sat Isabella, a Tyrannian Elephante. She was a bit shy about her large size and furry coat. Even so, she was well liked...

by beau_lis
Don't Cry, My Little Love

Jessica says that no-one out there knows about us, or the work we do here. She says that the gates are guarded by a fierce robot of some kind...

by rainbow_daydreamer
The Would-Be Detective: Where is Dr. Sloth?

"Has anyone seen Dr. Sloth?"

by silentbutterfly
Balthazar Bait

"Sophie, are you sure you want to do this?" fretted the worried voice of an unusual Dark Faerie, brow creased with concern...

by grapesourhorse
A New Friendship

"I don't want you getting squashed," Cleyluna muttered at the wide-eyed Mazzew. "You're the only one here to keep me company."

by brenicaevf333
Wager's Curse

"Well, the other day, I was just wonderin' where exactly the Snowager came from," Ellie blurted...

by twilight_zelda
You Should Never Be Too Cocky

Geraptiku. The abandoned city. The name alone gave him thrills of the discoveries and adventures hidden deep within the tomb...

by bunni287
The Dice Bringer

King Roo slammed a paw on his throne. "This is so frustrating!" he shouted. "I just wish this would end and I would be happy!"

by keiga_clothilda
 
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