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||Issue: 237 | 2nd day of Hunting, Y8
|Tales from Cabin Eight: The Witch in the WoodsThe disappearance of the Spyder was still on
the minds of the children. It didn't make sense at all. How could the Spyder
have disappeared right out of the cabin?|
|The Mysterious CustomerStumbling out of bed, I asked Arribon one more
question. "Do you have any idea where Shesta went? She always sleeps in on Saturdays."|
|DeceivedSome claimed he was a curse. Others said he was a gift,
and without him, the world would be a whole lot different. What did Kanrik mean to me?|
|HopelessShe was perfect. I should have hated her, but I couldn't. She was too nice to be hated. And she was my best friend.
|The Story of a HuggyAll the Kadoaties started to attack me! I had to think like a Huggy, and be like a Huggy...|
|The Know-It-All HeroIt was a typical day at the Help Center. "Please, please, please, you MUST help me!"|
|Fast Food"You finally went out and found me a job? Who'd
you find desperate enough to hire me?"
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|Silver SkyA shiver of excitement ran down the Kougra girl's
spine. After days of sitting still like this in the marketplace, Khara felt
unable to stay where she was any longer. She leapt to her paws...|
|Patch's Money Tree Adventure"Anyways, I want more money. I was thinking that
we go to the Money Tree," Patch announces...|
|Mini-Meridell"Hah! You shall not defeat me!" the small purple Eyrie cawed
to the little blue Lupe she was fencing with, "for no one can beat Lord Kassie!" |
|Flight to Freedom "No, Halnora," I groaned. "I don't want to fly
today. Or run, for that matter."|
|The Legend of the Mad Lab Scientist"This is unfathomable," said the mysterious
creature. "I can't seem to figure out what's wrong with the darn thing."|
|Guardians' BeginningOh, how Eleus wished they would return safely.
But he knew they would not. There was something in store for them...|
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The Music Scene
Have you ever wondered about Neopia’s top Rock Stars and how they came to be? How did Yes Boy Ice Cream get its name? What is so special about Chomby and the Fungus Balls? And why is 2 Gallon Hatz spelt with a Z? You’re about to find out! After thrashing through the lush Tyrannian Jungle, Sharlot Vin emerges to the harsh sunlight of the Plateau and sees the famous Concert Hall!
|A Guide to Sophie’s Stew|
Well *cackle* I finally got my own game – Sophie’s Stew. Being the absent-minded
witch I am (my Great Grand Aunt twice-removed told me it runs in the family),
I will need some help to complete my powerful spell...
|The Shoyru Tamer: Part Six|
“Aw, how cute,” Jhudora said sarcastically. “The little baby losers are teaming
up.” She laughed. “No matter how powerful your magic is, Sammy, I’ll always
be better than you. Evil is always better than good.”