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The Would Be Detective: A Question of Strength

“Countless hours and Neopoints and nothing! Countless training, codestones, and dubloons and still nothing! Oh how it mocks me so!”

by silentbutterfly
Losing Your Keys

The Gelert padded through, followed by Yantarni, who stared around with huge, scared eyes. The Game Graveyard was full of fluttering shadows...

by sulphurheadmatches
Chomper's Journal: An Arkmite's Story

Everyone's afraid of me! I only bite and snarl when I want to play with everyone, for Kelpbeard's sake!

by duster119
Starry Starry Night

As the breeze danced across the open sea, a once streamlined shape emerged from the depths. A circle of ripples skipped lightly away...

by doughnut215
Orbulon and the Queen of Mystery Island

After several unfortunate events in Maraqua, Orbulon crawled onto the Mystery Island beach. Ecstatic to be on dry land...

by tashni
The Mixing Ray, or, Fool Me Not

April 1st was Laura’s favorite day of the year. Maybe because it was an excuse to get even with everyone...

by feerique_chanson
Dinner with the Kings

"Skarl?" you inquire, dumbfounded. "Why would he want me of all people to join him in dining?"

by mygoodguild
Invisible

As he waited for the right moment, he scratched his back uncomfortably. The costume was making him itch - he better hurry up so he could get it off ASAP...

by star_29791
Ralphy and Dizzy: Wannabe Adventurers

The two friends approached the entrance to the pipe maze carefully...

by tyleraapje
The Day Spike's Life Changed

Spike gasped as the petpets cried and squeaked in terror...

by esmerulesok
What’s in a Name? A Faerie Tale Gone Wrong.

There was a council of faeries gathering, and the only thing they had in common was that they were all disgruntled. About what, no one was entirely certain at this point in time.

by dark_stars_angel
What You Own

I could hear every word, however, and frowned slightly. That was when Mimi made her first mistake...

by peterpuffin1
 
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"Chomper's Journal" by duster119
I really, really hate this dumb place. Everyone's afraid of me! I only bite and snarl when I want to play with everyone, for Kelpbeard's sake! But they just scream and hide in a window corner. They must think I want to eat them or something crazy like that...




Other Stories


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Jobs You Should Never Do
Trying to look at the classifieds of the Neopian Times trying to find a suitable job to support your Neopets with no luck? Well, here are some jobs you should NOT try to find simply because it will be pointless in the end...

by pikachu_tamer

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Our Friend the Neopoint
Once people understand how the economy works they make more money, make it faster, and most importantly don’t fall for pranks based on economics. Do you want to be one of educated Neopians? Then read on...

by parmadur

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The Meepit War: Part Two
"We should first find out what our enemy wants. Since they're too strong for us to actually beat, at least without reinforcements, we need to have a plan of action."

by twenty161

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Return of the Double Agent: Part Four
Following proper work ethics, Cylene wrote it all down, shaking with suppressed mirth...

Also by shadowcristal

by precious_katuch14


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Spooky
A new way to earn Neopoints?

by ghostkomorichu

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Faerie Festival
Wait... what kind of faerie is that then?

by sissy_sugar_queen



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