|Still thwarting Sloth's mind control...
||Issue: 236 | 21st day of Eating, Y8
|The Would Be Detective: A Question of Strength“Countless hours and Neopoints and
nothing! Countless training, codestones, and dubloons and still nothing! Oh
how it mocks me so!”|
|Losing Your KeysThe Gelert padded through, followed by Yantarni,
who stared around with huge, scared eyes. The Game Graveyard was full of fluttering
|Chomper's Journal: An Arkmite's StoryEveryone's
afraid of me! I only bite and snarl when I want to play with everyone, for Kelpbeard's
|Starry Starry NightAs the breeze danced across the open sea, a once
streamlined shape emerged from the depths. A circle of ripples skipped lightly away...|
|Orbulon and the Queen of Mystery IslandAfter several unfortunate events in Maraqua,
Orbulon crawled onto the Mystery Island beach. Ecstatic to be on dry land...|
|The Mixing Ray, or, Fool Me NotApril 1st was Laura’s favorite day of the year. Maybe because it was an excuse to get even with everyone...|
|Dinner with the Kings"Skarl?" you inquire, dumbfounded. "Why would
he want me of all people to join him in dining?"|
|InvisibleAs he waited for the right moment, he scratched
his back uncomfortably. The costume was making him itch - he better hurry up
so he could get it off ASAP...|
|Ralphy and Dizzy: Wannabe AdventurersThe two friends approached the entrance to the
pipe maze carefully...|
|The Day Spike's Life ChangedSpike gasped as the petpets cried and squeaked in terror...|
|What’s in a Name? A Faerie Tale Gone Wrong.There was a council of faeries gathering, and the only thing they had in common
was that they were all disgruntled. About what, no one was entirely certain
at this point in time.
|What You OwnI could hear every word, however,
and frowned slightly. That was when Mimi made her first mistake...|
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Anyone who lives in these locations and has tried to grow a garden knows that things don't quite go as planned. Your fresh white tulips droop and begin to ooze goo, your expensive pond gets slimy, and your prize dwarf tree shrivels up into a gnarled stumpy thing. This doesn't even touch the prolific vines, spiky growths, and other things which go "snap" at you with pointy fangs that grow on their own accord...
|Our Friend the Neopoint|
Once people understand how the economy works they make more money, make it faster,
and most importantly don’t fall for pranks based on economics. Do you want to
be one of educated Neopians? Then read on...