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||Issue: 224 | 20th day of Sleeping, Y8
|Wish Upon a Soup FaerieIt was her birthday, but nobody seemed to
have remembered. Anyway, who cared? It had been raining for almost a week and
there was nothing to do...|
|Baratie's Bedtime Stories: "The Two Mortogs"She waved a pretty-patterned
claw at him and he stood, yawning. "No, don't try and hide it. It's bed time."|
|Meeting the OgrinThen I looked up and caught sight of a very strange
but marvellous creature...|
|A Helper For Hubert"But Mrs. Malow," began Apoc. "Most of our owners
don't have jobs; they just play games and run a shop for money!"|
|The Kadoatie KatastropheNeoschool had broken
up the day before for seven long weeks, and I had a tigersquash for breakfast.
Everything was perfect. Until, that is, the door opened and in came my little
|Scarblade's PastThe water sprayed the young Lupe with mist. His green
fur whipped around in the wind. He sniffed the salty breeze of the ocean, and
a smile appeared on his face...|
|A Broken Bond"Jhudora, hurry up, we're going to be late for
school!" shouted an exasperated 10-year-old Illusen...|
|Today and Every DayHe reached for a comb from his bedside table,
only the comb wasn't there. Strange. He knew he'd put it there yesterday… or
|The AssistantKrista quickly replied, "Oh no, sir, I don't
have a problem with my ticket. See, I'd like to apply to be your assistant!"|
|Of Black and White"White," Em muttered rebelliously. "White… it's
not even fashionable… it's like, not much different from the basic colours..."|
|Earning Back Friendship"A Lupe's got a right to hum," I said indignantly.
"You're lucky I'm not singing." |
|Behind the Silver Circles"I'm feeling lucky today. One scratchcard
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"Earning Back Friendship" by animalnutz1993
I got out a book and started reading. Dayla got out a Shimmery Notebook and began sketching. I started to hum a song from M*YNCI. After a few minutes, I heard an irritated voice. "Stop it," muttered Dayla...
|Wreathies on the Record|
The special program we bring you today is one of
mysterious origins. Until recently, very little has been known about these jolly
wintery petpets known as Wreathies.
|The Five Kaus: Part One|
"But I've heard rumors that his lab ray can
change me into a different Neopet!" Metonot complained. "I don't WANT to change
into another Neopet!"