|A Yurble stole my cinnamon roll!
||Issue: 220 | 16th day of Celebrating, Y7
|Baby Angel: Growing Up"Look at me!" she cried out to her owner, flapping
her arms wildly...|
|The Vampire Next Door"You're just saying that because you don't know
the joys of making cookies!" I replied, and in my opinion that was the best
comeback ever. |
|You Can't Get Away From OmelettesI drummed my pen on my desk, staring straight at the
star-shaped stained glass window...|
|A Thief's PromiseFinally, the outline of a hooded figure could
be seen at the base of the great mountain. It began its ascent, stumbling every
now and then when a particularly strong gust of wind came along...|
|The WORST Wednesday in My LifeIf ever there was an evil lemon, then I have met that lemon.
His name is Bob.|
|Tomos: Before the Plot"Mother! Mother!" he screamed frantically as
he was dragged away from his mother...|
|The Story of the Magic DoorknobNow, you may be wondering, how did an innocent
little Shoyru like me ever get mixed up with these two...|
|DownhillI remember the day perfectly. So perfectly, because
it was the least perfect day of my life...|
|LUPE-X9Greetings, my title is LUPE-X9; I am a Robot
Lupe serving under the glorious reign of Dr. Sloth...|
|About Sunburn"Alright, alright!" I finally howled, "We'll
go to Sakhmet."|
|Caution: Cute & Kind Xweetoks on the loose!Half of them seem to be delirious
from fever from these terrible tropics, and the rest seem to be having hallucinations
of this beast they call the Xweetok...|
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"About Sunburn" by child_dragon
There are certain things in life that you simply don't do. Getting trapped in Sakhmet City when a rather pushy Kyrii blasts it into another dimension and unleashes his undead minions onto its populace is one of those things...
|Revenge of the Disgruntled Neopians|
What you’re about to delve into is a guide that has developed as the result
of many hours of frustration taken out on poor pixel caricatures of certain
staff members that run Neopets.
|To Be a Pirate: Part One|
The Blue Kougra got daintily to her feet. "I
don't get you, Usukishi," she said, using the Usul's full name. "Why on earth
do you want to pretend we're scruffy, dirty pirates instead of Usuki princesses?"