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Baby Angel: Growing Up

"Look at me!" she cried out to her owner, flapping her arms wildly...

by shadowcristal
The Vampire Next Door

"You're just saying that because you don't know the joys of making cookies!" I replied, and in my opinion that was the best comeback ever.

by petlove1995
You Can't Get Away From Omelettes

I drummed my pen on my desk, staring straight at the star-shaped stained glass window...

by ponypeophin
A Thief's Promise

Finally, the outline of a hooded figure could be seen at the base of the great mountain. It began its ascent, stumbling every now and then when a particularly strong gust of wind came along...

by summerlove77
The WORST Wednesday in My Life

If ever there was an evil lemon, then I have met that lemon. His name is Bob.

by peterpuffin1
Tomos: Before the Plot

"Mother! Mother!" he screamed frantically as he was dragged away from his mother...

by mischa_rox
The Story of the Magic Doorknob

Now, you may be wondering, how did an innocent little Shoyru like me ever get mixed up with these two...

by lovetheyardstick
Downhill

I remember the day perfectly. So perfectly, because it was the least perfect day of my life...

by ruff_zette
LUPE-X9

Greetings, my title is LUPE-X9; I am a Robot Lupe serving under the glorious reign of Dr. Sloth...

by dan4884
About Sunburn

"Alright, alright!" I finally howled, "We'll go to Sakhmet."

by child_dragon
Caution: Cute & Kind Xweetoks on the loose!

Half of them seem to be delirious from fever from these terrible tropics, and the rest seem to be having hallucinations of this beast they call the Xweetok...

by kool_rachy
 
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"About Sunburn" by child_dragon
There are certain things in life that you simply don't do. Getting trapped in Sakhmet City when a rather pushy Kyrii blasts it into another dimension and unleashes his undead minions onto its populace is one of those things...




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Revenge of the Disgruntled Neopians
What you’re about to delve into is a guide that has developed as the result of many hours of frustration taken out on poor pixel caricatures of certain staff members that run Neopets.

by sum41girl2k

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Top Ten Ways to Avoid Taking Out the Trash
Nobody likes garbage duty. It's an annoying, bothersome, smelly job. So I have carefully devised some plans for you, dear reader...

by animalnutz1993

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Faerie Fanatics: Part Three
I had always wanted to go to Virtupets, but not as a prisoner...

by matjake44_3

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To Be a Pirate: Part One
The Blue Kougra got daintily to her feet. "I don't get you, Usukishi," she said, using the Usul's full name. "Why on earth do you want to pretend we're scruffy, dirty pirates instead of Usuki princesses?"

by lolazgirl

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Eep. - In the Market
This stinks.

by sillie_little_thing

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Living in Neopia!
Want a new petpet?

by sensuke



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