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||Issue: 215 | 4th day of Storing, Y7
|Of Kelp and HealthWalking (or swimming, rather) to its entrance,
they met the reedy Maraquan Scorchio and said, 'We're with the Neopian Health
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|Apoc vs. the Morphing Potions"Don't do that!" cried Apoc. "I'm an evil dictator
and I don't want my fur ruffled!"|
|The Tale of Cutie CucumberAnd, just five minutes
ago, Christine had been atop the roof of her Neohome, retrieving a bouncy ball
that her Poogle had unintentionally kicked...|
No response. The irritated Techo's eyes narrowed. "What is your name?" he asked,
more sharply this time...|
|The Great Jungle Incident"See, there's that fallen tree with the split branches.
And there's that clump of rocks that looks like a spitting JubJub. And there's...
there's..." He trailed off. "There's that clearing we passed four times already."|
|The Woe of the Fountain FaerieYou know that YOU'RE upset when you get a snowball instead of a cure, but I've always wondered how the poor Faerie felt...|
|The Wishing Well Blues"Jazz, I highly doubt that you'll get your wish
after 27 times," I said reasonably...|
|Kip VisionOnce the breakfast platters had been thoroughly
rinsed, she picked up her completed lab map and said, "C'mon Dale! Let's go!"|
|A Hint of MalevolenceIn short, Cosmo was a rambunctious Grundo in need of a
good reprimanding (which of course, he had never heard the likes of)...|
|The Warf that could FlyIt was unusually hot, and
felt like a midsummer day. A nice, cool breeze shifted and blew the grasses and
leaves. It was the perfect day for kite flying...|
|What CountsHe was a very talkative young boy and I remember wondering if he would ever be quiet. Then he said something that I would never forget...|
|Ocean's EmbraceAs they laid her down on the deck, the Uni stayed
still, weighed down by the heavy net that bound her. Her breath came in ragged
pants, clouding in the salty sea air...|
|Brucey B ChroniclesPeople walked past Brucey with strange looks,
but he was used to it. He just shrugged it off and kept digging...
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|Midnight SnackLater that day he heard an eerie scraping
sound. SCCCCRAAAPE! He ignored it and went back to bed. The next night he heard
it again. SCRRAAPPE! |
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"The Warf that could Fly" by bookworm01
Alone, Norp steadied himself and waddled towards the kite-bearing tree. He came to its vast, wide trunk and looked up. It seemed to touch the clouds. The kite was stuck up in the highest part, twisted around the highest branch. "BARK! WARF! WORP! WOOP! WOOF!" Norp howled. The kite line just barely dangled above his head...
|Crashing Guide to Bumper Cars|
Basically, you are driving a car of red, green, yellow, or blue (you get to
choose), and your aim is to cause as much damage as possible to the other cars...