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Of Kelp and Health

Walking (or swimming, rather) to its entrance, they met the reedy Maraquan Scorchio and said, 'We're with the Neopian Health Committee...'

Also by czenko28

by evanescent_pudding

Apoc vs. the Morphing Potions

"Don't do that!" cried Apoc. "I'm an evil dictator and I don't want my fur ruffled!"

by mystery_island111223
The Tale of Cutie Cucumber

And, just five minutes ago, Christine had been atop the roof of her Neohome, retrieving a bouncy ball that her Poogle had unintentionally kicked...

by sweetie_me274
Tamiya

"Name?" No response. The irritated Techo's eyes narrowed. "What is your name?" he asked, more sharply this time...

by sarahleeadvent
The Great Jungle Incident

"See, there's that fallen tree with the split branches. And there's that clump of rocks that looks like a spitting JubJub. And there's... there's..." He trailed off. "There's that clearing we passed four times already."

by varadah
The Woe of the Fountain Faerie

You know that YOU'RE upset when you get a snowball instead of a cure, but I've always wondered how the poor Faerie felt...

by destervetha
The Wishing Well Blues

"Jazz, I highly doubt that you'll get your wish after 27 times," I said reasonably...

by animalnutz1993
Kip Vision

Once the breakfast platters had been thoroughly rinsed, she picked up her completed lab map and said, "C'mon Dale! Let's go!"

by erileen
A Hint of Malevolence

In short, Cosmo was a rambunctious Grundo in need of a good reprimanding (which of course, he had never heard the likes of)...

by mistoffelees_cat
The Warf that could Fly

It was unusually hot, and felt like a midsummer day. A nice, cool breeze shifted and blew the grasses and leaves. It was the perfect day for kite flying...

by bookworm01
What Counts

He was a very talkative young boy and I remember wondering if he would ever be quiet. Then he said something that I would never forget...

by really_awesome_d00d
Ocean's Embrace

As they laid her down on the deck, the Uni stayed still, weighed down by the heavy net that bound her. Her breath came in ragged pants, clouding in the salty sea air...

by laurelinden
Brucey B Chronicles

People walked past Brucey with strange looks, but he was used to it. He just shrugged it off and kept digging...

Also by dan4884

by imogenweasley

Midnight Snack

Later that day he heard an eerie scraping sound. SCCCCRAAAPE! He ignored it and went back to bed. The next night he heard it again. SCRRAAPPE!

by vampyrinia
 
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"The Warf that could Fly" by bookworm01
Alone, Norp steadied himself and waddled towards the kite-bearing tree. He came to its vast, wide trunk and looked up. It seemed to touch the clouds. The kite was stuck up in the highest part, twisted around the highest branch. "BARK! WARF! WORP! WOOP! WOOF!" Norp howled. The kite line just barely dangled above his head...




Other Stories


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Crashing Guide to Bumper Cars
Basically, you are driving a car of red, green, yellow, or blue (you get to choose), and your aim is to cause as much damage as possible to the other cars...

by lcarlyle

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The Guide to Snacking in Neopia and Beyond
My Neopets and I have always been fond of venturing out for food at odd times. We pull ourselves out of bed just after midnight and head out in search of food...

by slayergirl_63

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Trapped Within a Dream: Part Eight
"Out of the frying pan and into the fire," she muttered, then continued pounding on the cage door. "HELLLLOOOOOOOO!! SOMEBODY?!"

by chibicelchan

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Rivalry - Part Four
Gleefully, she inspected her latest prize, a heavily engraved silver broach she had 'acquired' from one of the Brightvale nobles. Feeling smug, she added it to the top of the box of other acquisitions she had collected...

by nimras23

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Top Tips for Neopians
Amaze your friends!

Also by effinluna

by mao_mau


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Embarrassed Pet
...*blush*...

by _kristina_anne_



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