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||Issue: 206 | 2nd day of Gathering, Y7
|Changing StanStan woke up every day at the exact same time, when the
sun's rays barely came through the small window next to his bed. The white Hissi
would slink out of it every morning and glance around his room; a small enclosed
space with blank white walls...|
|Shadow Grows UpShadow was put in her pink playpen next to where
Mrs. Harris was sitting. And naturally as adults do when babies are around,
Mrs. Harris started patting Shadow's head and pinching her cheeks and cooing...|
|Of Pepper and KelpThe Scorchio interrupted politely, "Do you have
a reservation? What name will it be under?"
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|Lupe Mysteries: The Be-Gone BlumarooBut, it seemed that with every
Pet Day or Holiday, there was always someone trying to ruin it for someone else.
That was when he entered the scene. Barik Von Lupe: Private Inspector.|
|Houston, We Have a Problem"Your permission to come aboard, Captain?"|
|SnowThe little Kougra closed her eyes as she took a deep
breath. Don't get mad. Don't get mad. Snow is stupid. Snow is stupid...|
|Benny the BladeYet, despite it all, customers and tourists from
all over the world would stop by the Golden Dubloon as often as possible. The
food was good, and the regulars of this pub were armed with wit, charisma, and
a need to spill out stories of their days upon the grand sea...|
|The Toilet Repair ManFrank sat back down at the kitchen table as
he opened the neomail. It was sealed tightly and he finally ripped it open angrily.
Extremely frustrated, he began to read the neomail...|
|The Keeper of Maraqua: ConclusionBehind Melleia and Wyneb swam an armed water
faerie, who held the chains that were connected to Melleia and Wyneb's handcuffs.
The cackling guard was herding her captives toward a place Melleia knew well:
her old home, the Palace of Maraqua...|
|Big Brother BluesI heaved the furry,
yellow plushie over to my bedside and panted as I dropped it. "What kind of
plushie is that?" I questioned, wiping the sweat from my cheek...|
|Save the Slorgs!"Oh, no," the Yurble said. "They're gone. I Slorgerised
|The SistersBy dawn, Loretta and Rosetta had found a secluded
spot to doze for a couple of hours while they regained their composure and figured
out what the next step was...|
|Her Piece of the SkyFlap, flap, flap beat, flap, flap, thump, thump. A white
Shoyru's wings beat heavily and persistently. She swooped down lower so she could
look at her town...|
|Unrigging the Test Your Strength Game "Have you ever won anything good from that Test
your Strength game?" asked Gauve dreamily, biting into a large wormy jam sandwich.|
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I've seen a lot of Time Tunnel guides that show you how to challenge the clock. Rushing through without thinking all that much. Well, this one is different. This one shows you that slow and steady wins the race...
|The Tax Beast – Most Feared Beast in Neopia|
It was the most terrifying episode in my entire Neopian life! I was on my way
over to the Trading Post to place a bid on a fabulous necklace I heard was up
for sale, when it happened. The fearsome Tax Beast jumped out and demanded a portion
of my neopoints!
|In Defense of the Lab Ray|
I am no more evil than an Usuki doll, yet when I walk the
streets of Neopia, pets and owners alike often cower in fear or make disgusted
faces. Yet I do not regret my time spent under the Ray at all.