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Vision Quest

When a villager of Geraptiku learned the arts of tracking, hunting, and survival, and was ready to have a voice among the worthy, he or she must prove that their knowledge was well-ingrained. And he or she must have a Vision.

by laurelinden
The Diary of a Pea Chia

Dear Diary, Today was the first day of Neoschool. I have a wonderful teacher named Miss Usulberry; she even had a desk made smaller just for me, a little pea Chia!

by courtneycookie
Wishes by Moonlight: The Mark

"Caeson, stop acting like a puppy and get over here!"

by smurfafied1800
The Truth You've Been Waiting For...

Count Von Roo couldn't believe that the meeting was at 9:45 a.m. When it was still daylight!

by thecandyandfoodlover
On a Different Perspective

He didn't look too pleased when he saw me chewing on the tablecloth. As he gave a lecture to Sarabella_967 on how to properly raise a Babyca, I wandered around the incredible castle...

by __mayrie__
House Party

"Mom, Nelly buried my Usukis in the backyard again!" a red Usul shrieked as she practically flew through the kitchen and into her owner's arms. "Can we please sell him to our neighbors or something?"

by springsteen0991
Dinner

by Silver

by czenko28
Serving the Sculptor

To say that Marek Alabaster was a charitable Skeith would be a lie and to say he was a nice one would be almost laughable. But he was messy; his living conditions were possibly the vilest I'd ever seen...

by twirlsncurls5
Petpet for a Madman

Sometimes it's best not to question the intentions of your customers...

by turquoisephoenix
Maggie the Meerca - a Cautionary Tale

Once upon a time in Neopia there lived a young Meerca named Maggie. She was very sweet, and her parents loved her dearly, but she had one serious character flaw. She was an incessant chatterbox!

by geneames1
Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Lessons

"Miss Mareian!" Fizzen, the blue Lenny apprentice, called as he dashed over to the pirate Lupess. "Today's the day I finally get to work in the streets, right?"

by nimras23
Nuria

When Nuria was born so long ago, upon a first glance she had the normal, filmy wings of her fiery sisters but when she screwed her pale face up and began to cry (as new babies often do), her wings burst into flame...

by einstein20
The Artist

Of course, Clover was grateful for everything. The other servants were nice and she could even get off one day each month!

by shadowcristal
Kyrii Day Cake

As I said, today is an important day. It's Kyrii Day, the only day which would lead me to drag myself out of bed at five in the morning...

by jen4ever4ree
 
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Defence Techniques for Custard Pets
But as the Grarrl comes closer, you can see a hungry glint in his eye and practically hear the rumble of his empty stomach. Sure, he likes your new coloring, but he wants to see how you taste! Yes, maybe some would consider it cannibalism, but remember, you're custard now!

by puppy200010

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Petpet Cannonball: the Guide
You should get educated on how to play Petpet Cannonball! And this is exactly where you can learn! After you read this guide, you'll be a pro…at least after some practice!

by p0lkad0t3

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The Search for Snowflake: Part One
By now, most people know that Hawkins, a rather average type of Kyrii painted the glorious color of green, works at the Neopian Times. What many (including poor Hawkins himself) don't know, however, is what exactly it is that Hawkins does there...

by buddy33774

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The Rainbow and the Wind: Part One
She'd sweep by your ear; you'd feel a light breeze encircle you, and sometimes it was cool, and sometimes it was cold. And you'd hear that voice whispering in your ear: "Cirsha."

by neo_star_queen

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Yup, it's me!
Old Neocola...

by j_ja_l_2003

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Dernière Danse
Packrat? Surely you must be joking.

by sarah_kun



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