|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 205 | 26th day of Hiding, Y7
|Vision QuestWhen a villager of Geraptiku
learned the arts of tracking, hunting, and survival, and was ready to have a
voice among the worthy, he or she must prove that their knowledge was well-ingrained. And he or she must have a Vision.|
|The Diary of a Pea ChiaDear Diary, Today was the first day of Neoschool. I have
a wonderful teacher named Miss Usulberry; she even had a desk made smaller just
for me, a little pea Chia!|
|Wishes by Moonlight: The Mark "Caeson, stop acting like a puppy and get over
|The Truth You've Been Waiting For...Count Von Roo couldn't believe that the meeting was at 9:45 a.m. When it was
still daylight! |
|On a Different PerspectiveHe didn't look too pleased when he saw me chewing on the tablecloth.
As he gave a lecture to Sarabella_967 on how to properly raise a Babyca, I wandered
around the incredible castle...|
|House Party"Mom, Nelly buried my Usukis in the backyard again!"
a red Usul shrieked as she practically flew through the kitchen and into her owner's
arms. "Can we please sell him to our neighbors or something?" |
|Serving the SculptorTo say that Marek Alabaster was a charitable Skeith would
be a lie and to say he was a nice one would be almost laughable. But he was messy;
his living conditions were possibly the vilest I'd ever seen...|
|Petpet for a MadmanSometimes it's best not to question the intentions of your customers...|
|Maggie the Meerca - a Cautionary TaleOnce upon a time in Neopia there lived a young Meerca named
Maggie. She was very sweet, and her parents loved her dearly, but she had one
serious character flaw. She was an incessant chatterbox!|
|Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Lessons"Miss Mareian!" Fizzen, the blue Lenny apprentice, called
as he dashed over to the pirate Lupess. "Today's the day I finally get to work
in the streets, right?" |
|NuriaWhen Nuria was born so long ago, upon a first
glance she had the normal, filmy wings of her fiery sisters but when she screwed
her pale face up and began to cry (as new babies often do), her wings burst into
|The ArtistOf course, Clover was grateful for everything.
The other servants were nice and she could even get off one day each month!|
|Kyrii Day CakeAs I said, today is an important day. It's Kyrii
Day, the only day which would lead me to drag myself out of bed at five in the
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"Petpet for a Madman" by turquoisephoenix
The bell above the door tinkled harmoniously. The Usul jumped; after four days without a single purchase from anyone, the sound that would alert her of an entering customer seemed almost alien. Immediately, she set the pen and parchment down...
|Petpet Cannonball: the Guide|
You should get educated on how to play Petpet
Cannonball! And this is exactly where you can learn! After you read this guide,
you'll be a pro…at least after some practice!
|The Search for Snowflake: Part One|
By now, most people know that Hawkins, a rather average
type of Kyrii painted the glorious color of green, works at the Neopian Times.
What many (including poor Hawkins himself) don't know, however, is what exactly
it is that Hawkins does there...