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As Pleasant as a Bubble's Pop

She looked around the room at her friends, most of whom were bent over reading out of their books (the teacher had earlier assigned pages 1-200, to be done by the next day)...

by cebu_that_meows
Pasty Report

"Yeah. Honestly, you'd think the way she treats us we'd never done any of our homework, and are a constant disruption in class!"

by kemppotatoe
ChristmasxMiracle’s Quest for a Kadoatie

I had always longed for a Kadoatie, from the first moment I set eyes on one...

by jenispecial
Adzil's Freedom

The Gelert shrugged and padded across his cell to the large stack of papers that slouched in one of the corners...

by battlesunn
Siyana of Talador

I am a light faerie, a lady of Talador's High Council, or at least what is left of it after It came. My name is Siyana, and I'm the only thing my people have to count on...

by einstein20
Shadows

Survival is what we thrive on. Surely beauty, money, and longevity help ensure survival...

by cloudybliss
Two Hundred

Generally, the Uni took note of every word that left the mouth of Miss Hickle, but today was not like most days. Today was warm and sunny...

by charmedhorses
Arnold's Cliché

"Please don't leave me!" Arnold cried dramatically...

Also by hottamale0774

by springsteen0991

Lucky Two Hundred

She fluttered her leathery black wings, and then glanced back at the calendar before breaking into a grin. "Krawk Island with Jay" was penned for the day in dark green ink...

by taipeiss
Learning to Fall

I saw my twin sister, Riih, galloping over, sun streaked over her red-furred body, making her look like she was adorned with red stripes. I sighed and wondered if I could pretend to be sleeping...

by erileen
The Issue 200 Mystery

The two pets snuck up behind the shady stranger and saw him squeeze into a little hole at a far end of the Deep Catacombs...

Also by shadowcristal

by precious_katuch14

Greyberries

He was the fastest berry picker in the whole tribe and was very proud of it. During his berry picking frenzy, he clasped his hand around a small grey berry...

by jesse12_3
The Curse of the Notebook

Then another thought came into Lavada's mind. If the series got in, what would Tristram think? It was so obvious that Lavada had used Tristram in the story...

by czenko28
Accidental Hero

Who was he? He was a Jetsam. He was a vampire. He was a friend. He was a hero...

by darkwolf__untamed
A Day At the Fair

"Quit fooling around! Pick up the broken pieces and come get a new one. And the forks go on the other side."

by sois_sage
Neopian Writers United Inc.

"The new writing contest down at the Catacombs sounds like fun. We could give that a shot."

by lemmykoopa300
Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble

She was just about to turn around when her Flashlightfish suddenly turned back into a fish and darted away...

by niddyz
Sloth and the Coffee Conundrum

Sloth took a huge gulp of his coffee. Aaah, caffeine. Just the thing he needed to wake himself up for the long day ahead of him...

by perfect_eternal
 
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"The Issue 200 Mystery" by precious_katuch14 and shadowcristal
What Cristal didn't count on was actually bumping into someone - when the Art Gallery in the Deep Catacombs was nearly deserted...




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By My Honor: Part Four
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