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||Issue: 200 | 22nd day of Swimming, Y7
|As Pleasant as a Bubble's PopShe looked around the room at her friends, most
of whom were bent over reading out of their books (the teacher had earlier assigned
pages 1-200, to be done by the next day)...|
|Pasty Report"Yeah. Honestly, you'd think the
way she treats us we'd never done any of our homework, and are a constant disruption
in class!" |
|ChristmasxMiracle’s Quest for a KadoatieI had always longed for a Kadoatie, from the first moment I set eyes on one...|
|Adzil's FreedomThe Gelert shrugged and padded
across his cell to the large stack of papers that slouched in one of the corners...|
|Siyana of TaladorI am a light faerie, a lady of Talador's High
Council, or at least what is left of it after It came. My name is Siyana, and
I'm the only thing my people have to count on...|
|ShadowsSurvival is what we thrive on. Surely beauty, money, and longevity help
|Two HundredGenerally, the Uni took note of every word that
left the mouth of Miss Hickle, but today was not like most days. Today was warm
|Arnold's Cliché"Please don't leave me!" Arnold cried dramatically...
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|Lucky Two HundredShe fluttered her leathery
black wings, and then glanced back at the calendar before breaking into a grin.
"Krawk Island with Jay" was penned for the day in dark green ink...|
|Learning to FallI saw my twin sister, Riih, galloping over,
sun streaked over her red-furred body, making her look like she was adorned
with red stripes. I sighed and wondered if I could pretend to be sleeping...|
|The Issue 200 MysteryThe two pets snuck up behind the shady stranger and saw him squeeze into a
little hole at a far end of the Deep Catacombs...
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|GreyberriesHe was the fastest berry picker in the whole tribe and was very
proud of it. During his berry picking frenzy, he clasped his hand around a small
|The Curse of the NotebookThen another thought came into Lavada's mind.
If the series got in, what would Tristram think? It was so obvious that Lavada
had used Tristram in the story...|
|Accidental HeroWho was he? He was a Jetsam. He was a vampire. He was a friend. He was a hero...|
|A Day At the Fair"Quit fooling around! Pick up the broken pieces
and come get a new one. And the forks go on the other side."|
|Neopian Writers United Inc."The new writing contest down at the Catacombs sounds like fun.
We could give that a shot."|
|Bubble, Bubble, Toil and TroubleShe was
just about to turn around when her Flashlightfish suddenly turned back into
a fish and darted away...|
|Sloth and the Coffee ConundrumSloth took a huge gulp of his coffee. Aaah, caffeine.
Just the thing he needed to wake himself up for the long day ahead of him...|
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"The Issue 200 Mystery" by precious_katuch14 and shadowcristal
What Cristal didn't count on was actually bumping into someone - when the Art Gallery in the Deep Catacombs was nearly deserted...
Have you ever stared across your fine brown wooden table to see a Neopet grabbing
everything in their path, shoving it into their mouth?
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|Superficial: Part Two|
"Bullying my sister, Uni?" asked the Gelert,
her voice dripping with contempt. "Just because she's not as pretty as you,
or as rich, or painted, that just means you can push her in the dirt as you
want to, doesn't it?"