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Special Abilities

"I want Esperanza to live unprejudiced but I don't trust that it could happen here. I wish she wasn't born with abilities. I don't want to lose her...."

by einstein20
The Legend of Count Von Roo

It may seem crazy to you that Von Roo once was an ordinary yellow Blumaroo who spent his days bouncing along the streets of Meridell...

by kitokat_mh
To Terrorize The Babysitter

"Anyway, I'm not sure what time I'll be home, so I called a babysitter for you three."

by clumsy_moo
Rescuing Lola

Meg sat on the bed and looked around. "So, you really got rid of all your old things? Absolutely everything from before you turned a year old?"

by chibifi3d
Cinnamon Musician

A cheerful little voice echoed from behind the counter, "Could you give me a paw with the violin on the top shelf?"

by hmlanden
A Grey Day

"It'll be all right, won't it?" Claire asked. "I'll still be myself even though I look different, right?" That meek and scared voice alarmed Vivi. For the first time since the purchase of the Grey Paint Brush, the owner realized that her pet was afraid...

by shadowcristal
Into the House of Answers

"You're on a quest for the Brain Tree? My name is Storius and I have the largest library in the Haunted Woods. You can find the answer to any question there. Now, hurry up, you haven't got much time left!"

by kushbi
In My Dreams

It is not I who brings the future; the future is what it is and no one person can bring it onto the world. King Kelpbeard has as much of an influence on the future as I, perhaps even more. Yet I get blamed for trying to help.

by cloudybliss
Lily's Secret

Lily had a secret. Of course, I've known that forever. That didn't mean I didn't want to know what the secret was.

by animalnutz1993
The Chomby Fight

"One true leader," she shouted, banging a fist on the stone table...

by zidane12276
 
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"Into the House of Answers" by kushbi
Deep within the Haunted Woods lived a talented Techo who could paint, write and who thirsted for knowledge. He wished that he could spend all his time reading and painting...




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Mystical Insight into a Mystical Mind
“It’s basically luck. I can’t lie to you for the sake of an avatar. What if you got attacked by Meepits and I didn’t warn you? Then I’d be liable.”

by youkos_lil_fox

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The Plushie Collector's Guide
But everyone is wondering the same question – How do I get every one of those plushies?

by anaillig

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Jhudora's Weakness: Part Three
I looked around us to find that what Blue had said was true. There was a tribe of Myncis surrounding us...

by nadine_clark

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For The Life of a Pirate: Part Two
Ron reached Krawk Island at last, dripping from his swim, but strangely exhilarated like never before. The dark didn’t bother him anymore. At last he could see the island he’d read so much about...

by nut862

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Small-Scale Evil
Even evil Super Villans have to start somewhere...

by nekokelly

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Insanity Havoc
Now that's an easy solution...

by skylat



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