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I Hate Terror Mountain

The yellow Zafara didn't like the climate. It contrasted awfully to her bright yellow fur and the wind seeped right through her bones. From the first moment she had set her foot there, she felt cold.

by shadowcristal
Dear Mrs. Cleaver

I didn't want to give Mrs. Cleaver, my teacher, just any old thing. I wanted something special. One problem there was I didn't know what...

by lemmykoopa300
The Truth about Being Popular

Melissa, called Mel by her friends, one of the most popular girls at Pawspring Neoschool, and definitely the most popular Island Aisha, had endured a horrible night filled with horrible dreams...

by neo_star_queen
Excuses, Excuses!

"Well, you're obviously all fine, so I am really curious about why you are so late getting home. Would somebody like to tell the tale?"

by hottamale0774
Angel and Illusen

"I see no point in watching arrows fly and hit stuff for kicks," declared Angel, turning away from his sister. "We should've just gone to the farm."

by precious_katuch14
The Spending Spree

"Carl, this is the money we're going to buy food with," said the red Jetsam as he handed some coins to his brother. "Don't spend it!"

by nut862
Dr. Yotaria, ISP

A sign declaring "Sikowlogest" (Lyrian's doing) and the hours was placed in the front window of our Neohome. In the room that was to serve as the office, we framed and hung a few 'certificates' authenticating my claim to psychologist...ness.

by extreme_fj0rd
The Cursed Anubis

"Some say it's desperate Neopets, lost and in need of food and water. But only a true Neopet would know it is the Cursed Anubis himself."

by dragoncatcher_sammy
The Wrath of Caylis

“Both you and I know that Caylis has no power over her visions, nor do I. She could not control the occurring tragedies and neither could anyone else. I think she deserves a second chance.”

by illusen346
Lost In The Dark

Roland walked at a quicker pace, now the sun had set it was getting colder, and Roland had always heard the stories of Neopets that had got lost and never returned in the Neopian plains.

by _sugarygoodness_
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"The Truth About Being Popular" by neo_star_queen
"I can't believe she thinks she can be smart and pretty," commented a Wocky to the left of our protagonist to her friend, apparently under the impression that Mel either had no ears or no heart...

Other Stories


Kreludor: Safe, Or Dangerous?
Although discovered quite a while ago, not much is known about Neopia's moon Kreludor. So far, it is known as a tourist attraction, scientific site, and even as a marketplace...

by __wolf__raven__


Randomness Avatarness
The first place you go when you go on Neopets to check up on new games, items, shopkeepers and several more new additions to the world of Neopia. And amongst all those 'several more' there are those sneaky secret avatars.

by faeriegurl4lyfe


Quest for Wings: Part Two
She had to admit that she was a little bit scared. The dark would make it hard to navigate, and she hadn't forgotten that she had only been in the air for one day. Frost felt something wet and sticky surround her as the cloud floated.

by shadowcristal


A Story of My Life - Part Four
I felt awful. I was a wreck. When Sherry asked me what was wrong I just burst into tears again. She held me in her lap like I was a little child and I told her everything.

by sarahsuk


Deranged But Fun
sigh... He is so gullible...

by jusygo


Legends of Neopia
Armin receives an unexpected guest. Who could it be??

by iriswind

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