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The Joy of Being Poor

How did I end up in such a pitiful state? The paint brush would have been mine, if I hadn't invested all my Neopoints in stocks, and as a result, declared bankruptcy.

by mystics_magic
Slothy And His Student

What happens when an incorrigible little kyrii comes to stay with Neopia's favorite villain?

by blahdyblahvi
The End to All Joy

Where was she? In Central, Roo Island, in Tyrannia? None of these seemed to ring a bell. Mystery Island? No… Terror Mountain? Why couldn't she remember where her homeland had been?

Also by slayer_596

by _sunset_phoenix

Windows to the Soul

Captured by mad scientists as I strayed too far from home one day, I didn't know much, only that I was to be morphed into something else...

by jade_steel
Lever of Doom

Lyrian jumped back, but it was too late; the hand had already snuck its way into the bag of Neopoints he carried. It retracted quickly and quietly into its place; the panel closed behind it.

by extreme_fj0rd
Smatty And The Ice Caves

"Give it up, Hannah already defeated the forces of evil! Why don't you guys just go home and stop bothering everyone here on Terror Mountain?"

by springsteen0991
To Defeat a Secret

She would have to find shelter somewhere... but who would let an Usul from the street into their Neohome? It wouldn't happen and she knew it; she didn't want to, but she knew.

by ginger23456
Astray

"Little one, cry no more. Your obnoxious owner has been taken care of."

by precious_katuch14
Meridell, Her Home

She had hoped that maybe pets would understand that today she would have liked to relax and celebrate and not have to work recklessly. But unfortunately, this wasn't the case, and she had even more work to complete then usual.

by blubblub317
Illusen's Cake

The faerie wondered if she didn't love cakes and chocolate enough... She knew for sure that she definitely did not love cooking. Who could love cooking when the result was blackened, inedible piles of something that remotely looked like food?

by shadowcristal
 
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Other Stories


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The Art of True Neofriends
Such a shame that so many Neofriends don’t live up to their name: sure, they’re on Neo, but they aren’t our friends.

by chibifi3d

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Curse of Maraqua Set Review
There are plenty of cool cards to collect and explore in the expansion, and this article is all about them.

by mayathegreat

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Shades of Darkness: Shadow is Arising - Part Ten
The passageway was dim, lit by only a few torches. The walls were made of a tan rock substance and mud. But what really surprised me was that there were no guards.

by jesse12_3

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The Chronicles of Knight: The Knight Within - Part Five
Avari had shown that she was the true knight that Meridell needed. His heart was now at war: should he allow the girl to become a knight, or refuse her?

by fierwym

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Hilarity
*sigh* Brothers...

by freekygal

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Plumops the Grundo
I have to win this game!

by kleines_monster



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