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Chomp!

"Enjoy it," she told me. It was almost a snarl, and depressingly dark. It was as if she was saying, "Enjoy it, because it will be gone soon."

by shadowcristal
Jhudora: The True Story

"Oh yes, go consult with your Queen," said Malexa who had been watching Jhudora through her Crystal Ball. "I'll be waiting."

by wiseowl1
A Story Of Two Unis

"You want to come with me after school to get my new Petpet? Maybe sleepover or something? It's a Friday, you know."

by mimidot
Horrors of the Bathroom

"Come on, guys," said Kat earnestly. "Now how bad can it be? It's not like it will drown, bite or smite us, right? It's just a toilet!"

by precious_katuch14
Rimmer's Story

"_A_J_Rimmer_ to Dr. Sloth's office at once!"

by immortalmina
Subject G20K

"The poor guy. What are you going to do with him now?"

by child_dragon
Danae's Regret

"Come on, Danae!" said Caressa, sighing. "I spoil you way too much. I am going to get another pet and there's nothing you can do about it!"

by xxaquagalxx
Will You Not Dance?

The song he was playing came to an end, and he began another. It was sad; his songs were always sad now.

by extreme_fj0rd
 
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"Horrors of the Bathroom" by precious_katuch14
The horrible gray and black toilet did not only have huge teeth that displayed themselves when anyone raised the cover, but also horrible red lips...




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Your Groovy Guide to Extreme Potato Counter!
If you're tired of counting those boring potatoes in straight rows and columns, tired of counting as fast as you can, only to be told you're wrong, tired of that yellow Kacheek potato farmer, then it's time for you to try EXTREME Potato Counter.

by babyazndragon

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Something Fishy (And it's not Maraqua!)
Has anyone else ever wondered why on earth the Negg Faerie needs a Fish Negg? It's not like there are a lot of fishing spots around Terror Mountain, what with the place being frozen all year long. *shifty eyes*

by faeriegurl4lyfe

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Shades of Darkness: Shadow is Arising - Part Six
"I just found him like that," I said. "When he regains consciousness, he'll have to tell us something."

by jesse12_3

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Give My Regards to the Ixi of Doom: Part Two
"What do you mean by that, Jerad? Have I given you any evidence to suggest that I was not showing respect for any of my student's feelings?"

by battlesunn

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And the Meepits Outgrabe
She has LUPES!

by kittylin

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~Kougra Tails~
Guess it wasn't the best first job... 0.o

by coolcat_ka



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