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Frozen Hearts

"Do not expose yourself to the cold just yet, Taelia," it advised her. "I know I must seem suspicious to you, but you must understand that I want nothing more than to help you."

by worldcool
Snowglobe

With a dash, the Meerca was on her bed. "Ha, ha, ha! You can't catch me! You'll never catch me!" He made a few funny faces as he bounced up and down on her silk covers.

by shadowcristal
Sprouts

"I'm not talking about a regular game of Sprouts," Misha informed her friend. "I'm talking about a game of Sprouts with the Brain Tree."

by extreme_fj0rd
The Ancient Prophecy

They knew who it would be, but they also understood that they could not do much about it. However, it was also foretold that a protector must be assigned to this certain pet, and that certain protector would be his brother.

by dudetti
Moving On, the Loss of a Petpet

I flew into Hiterkuna's room and found the young Zafara cradling a sickly looking Meepit in her arms. She looked up at me, tears in her eyes.

by smurfafied1800
Silver

She's just about as different from me as humanly possible. Graceful and elegant, Sara wows everyone on the ice with just a few cross-overs, while I have to do flips to get a little attention.

by elvishwanderer
The Great Prank War

I am a handsome red Wocky with a great sense of humor. Oddly enough, others don't always seem to think so, usually when they are on the receiving end of one of my many practical jokes… Oh well. It's their loss.

by acexofxspades
The Allegory of the Oatmeal

"Um, well, I was wondering if maybe you could buy me a pirate paint brush, since I've been such a good Krawk lately," he wheedled, a hopeful glimmer in his large yellow eyes. Sunny raised an eyebrow.

by battlesunn
Of Muffin Outfits and Hired Entertainers

“Let’s blow up Faerieland!” Romy waited for Cappilus’s reaction. This was, by far, her best plan yet!

by kikyo366
Cake Catastrophe

"Can we just hide it now?" said Snip irritably. He snatched the detrimental boxed cake from his boss and tossed it into the open window of the Bakery.

by precious_katuch14
The P-Word

"You forgot to tell me my name."

by simsman24000
Out of Time

Rose had to stay in the hospital while Kuarii had to live at home alone. Every day when he came home, he returned to the lonely darkness. No longer was there a greeting or a hug to make him feel welcome at home...

by mexicanpuppyof_fire
 
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