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||Issue: 173 | 14th day of Sleeping, Y7
|Frozen Hearts"Do not expose yourself to the cold just yet,
Taelia," it advised her. "I know I must seem suspicious to you, but you must
understand that I want nothing more than to help you." |
|SnowglobeWith a dash, the Meerca was on her bed. "Ha,
ha, ha! You can't catch me! You'll never catch me!" He made a few funny faces
as he bounced up and down on her silk covers.|
|Sprouts"I'm not talking about a regular game of Sprouts,"
Misha informed her friend. "I'm talking about a game of Sprouts with the Brain
|The Ancient ProphecyThey knew
who it would be, but they also understood that they could not do much about it.
However, it was also foretold that a protector must be assigned to this certain
pet, and that certain protector would be his brother. |
|Moving On, the Loss of a PetpetI flew into Hiterkuna's room and found the young Zafara cradling a sickly
looking Meepit in her arms. She looked up at me, tears in her eyes.|
|SilverShe's just about as different from me as humanly possible.
Graceful and elegant, Sara wows everyone on the ice with just a few cross-overs,
while I have to do flips to get a little attention.|
|The Great Prank WarI am a handsome red Wocky with a great sense of humor.
Oddly enough, others don't always seem to think so, usually when they are on
the receiving end of one of my many practical jokes… Oh well. It's their loss.|
|The Allegory of the Oatmeal"Um, well, I was wondering if maybe you could
buy me a pirate paint brush, since I've been such a good Krawk lately," he wheedled,
a hopeful glimmer in his large yellow eyes. Sunny raised an eyebrow. |
|Of Muffin Outfits and Hired Entertainers“Let’s blow up Faerieland!” Romy waited for
Cappilus’s reaction. This was, by far, her best plan yet!|
|Cake Catastrophe"Can we just hide it now?" said Snip irritably.
He snatched the detrimental boxed cake from his boss and tossed it into the
open window of the Bakery. |
|The P-Word"You forgot to tell
me my name."|
|Out of TimeRose had to stay in the hospital while Kuarii
had to live at home alone. Every day when he came home, he returned to the lonely
darkness. No longer was there a greeting or a hug to make him feel welcome at
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"The Ancient Prophecy" by dudetti
They knew who it would be, but they also understood that they could not do much about it...
|Your Guidebook to Trading|
When browsing around the forums, I realise that there are
a lot of questions that people ask about the Trading Post. “What is K?” “Obo
means some sort of instrument?” “Will you accept 50,000 neopoints for that Yellow
Krawk Morphing Potion?” and many others…
|Night Walker: Part Five|
"It is decided," the King
announced. My fur bristled and Kara moved closer to me. "You must do a quest
for me, if you succeed you have my royal forgiveness."
|The Wand of Supernova: Part One|
Roxie couldn't believe it. A Wand of Supernova
had appeared in front of her! It was too good to be true. She had heard that
those were really rare. It would make a good Christmas present for Martin.