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"If I could just touch it…" Max said miserably, "…then maybe I would know what it feels like right before you fulfill your dream…"

by shadih_temporary
The Oh Too Floppy Tongue

"It tastes a bit funny, Yas! It's green, so I suppose it must be apple, but it doesn't taste right."

by sophinee
That Clever Little Korbat

There's one thing I never quite understood about the Darigan Citadel. And it wasn't why it floated, it was why they kept Barallus under such tight guard...

by glory_myth
Pride Goes A Long Way

Shitona Town, where the gray paint brush was discovered. A homely village plagued by seemingly eternal sadness. In this desolate town, lived Shellia.

by triffin_
Little Lost Gruslen

"Don't give up hope, Razzle. Lets go inside. We will make up some posters and check the neighborhood. Maybe one of the neighbors has seen him."

by whimsycallie
The Potion

"It's working already," she said, a slight cackle in her voice. "It shouldn't take long to take on the full effect. And then he'll be mine to take. And mine only," she added.

by ginger23456
Golden Dreams

"We should only look at it when we need a little hope or inspiration, or maybe to find each other or ourselves again."

by alethea1
The Shadows in the Light

"Where is your owner?" it slipped out. I hadn't meant to ask that question, not yet, anyways. But it did seem such a beautiful, nice pet should have an owner.

by legilis
An Encounter With Elzzuf

"Yes, I'll do anything you ask. Anything at all! Just name it!"

by ladylupin3
True Friends

"Ewwwwww did you like fall from a building and land on your face or something, because it sure looks like it!"

by starlightneo98
Can You Count To Three?

"Thank you, thank you!" Ms. Insane exclaims snobbishly, not noticing that the students are unhappy that she's there. "Well, let's get the day started! Our first lesson is Math!"

by blubblub317
Reaching the Sky

"Dare to do things! That's what the books say…"

by shadowcristal
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"Little Lost Gruslen" by whimsycallie
"Don't give up hope, Razzle. Lets go inside. We will make up some posters and check the neighborhood."

Other Stories


The Mystery Of The Lost City of Geraptiku
We’ve all heard of the Lost Desert, the Lost Shadow Usul (well, perhaps he’s just a wanderer, but same overall concept) but whoever heard of a Lost City?

by _cherryblossom_40


Hotel Report
Stuck choosing between Cockroach Towers and Astrovilla (like that's hard), or falling for Presidential Palace?

by cherry_blossom_43


Behind the Doors of Another Class: Part Two
"She's doomed, and she has no idea what she's doing," complained Glitter. "Smart siblings always fail on the subject of social life."

by precious_katuch14


The Adventures of Lisha and Jeran: Heroes Never Die - Part Three
A mischievous grin lit up Morris's face. "One… two… three." The two of them gulped the potions down and vanished into thin air.

by ridergirl333


Kiko and Chia
You DO know Petpets can't talk, right?

by shadih_temporary


Yama and Ourra in: The Wheel of Excitement
Oh so lucky...

by harper_1618

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