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||Issue: 161 | 8th day of Collecting, Y6
|Colour"If I could just touch it…" Max said miserably,
"…then maybe I would know what it feels like right before you fulfill your dream…"|
|The Oh Too Floppy Tongue"It tastes a bit funny, Yas! It's green, so
I suppose it must be apple, but it doesn't taste right."|
|That Clever Little KorbatThere's one thing I never quite understood about the Darigan
Citadel. And it wasn't why it floated, it was why they kept Barallus under such
|Pride Goes A Long WayShitona Town, where
the gray paint brush was discovered. A homely village plagued by seemingly eternal
sadness. In this desolate town, lived Shellia.|
|Little Lost Gruslen"Don't give
up hope, Razzle. Lets go inside. We will make up some posters and check the
neighborhood. Maybe one of the neighbors has seen him."|
|The Potion"It's working already," she said, a slight cackle
in her voice. "It shouldn't take long to take on the full effect. And then he'll
be mine to take. And mine only," she added. |
|Golden Dreams"We should only look at it when we need a little hope or inspiration, or maybe
to find each other or ourselves again."|
|The Shadows in the Light"Where is your owner?" it slipped out. I hadn't
meant to ask that question, not yet, anyways. But it did seem such a beautiful,
nice pet should have an owner.|
|An Encounter With Elzzuf"Yes, I'll do anything you ask. Anything at all!
Just name it!"|
|True Friends"Ewwwwww did you like fall from a building and
land on your face or something, because it sure looks like it!"|
|Can You Count To Three?"Thank you, thank you!" Ms. Insane exclaims snobbishly,
not noticing that the students are unhappy that she's there. "Well, let's get
the day started! Our first lesson is Math!"|
|Reaching the Sky"Dare to do things! That's what the books say…"|
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|The Eragotten Legacy: Part Four|
"Jag Sequen… So we meet again… The circumstances
have taken a turn for the better in my position, of course…" Joseph muttered,
smirking. Jag remained silent.