teh 1337est n00zpaper Circulation: 193,800,035 Issue: 714 | 8th day of Sleeping, Y18
Home | Archives Articles | Editorial | Short Stories | Comics | New Series | Continued Series
 

New Series


A Light Faerie's Quest: Part One

High above the clouds, Flora the Light Faerie lived with her sisters in a small cottage on the outskirts of Faerieland. She had a comfortable life, sharing her knowledge with her younger siblings and making sure they knew the lay of the land and the ways of their people. Folks around town knew of her kindness, as she was constantly doing her best to help others in any way they might need.

by alyndasgallery
 
Search the Neopian Times




Headlines


101 Reasons NOT To Annoy Dr. Sloth



Hello again! After the success of "101 Ways To Annoy Dr. Sloth", I received a lot of feedback. A lot. So I would like to stress again, even more so, that you should not, under any circumstances, attempt to annoy Dr. Sloth. I mean it. Do not. Even if my neck were on the line (which thankfully it isn’t), I’d hope you would be sensible enough not to do anything on that list. But just in case my pleas are not enough, here are some further reasons not to annoy Dr. Sloth… 50 reasons to respect Dr. Sloth (even if you don’t like him, which I definitely do, because he's rad).



Other Stories


---------

The Bennett Files: The Case of the Faerie Ring
It was a chilly day in Altador, which was why Strai was happy to be working inside for once. As a Maraquan Gelert, he was naturally inclined to be outside, or at least around a body of water. Today, though, he was pretty certain that if he had stayed outside for more than a few hours without an enchantment, he would have shriveled up from the dry air and shrunken into a nice little Brucicle.

by amarettoball

---------

Pyramid
"Are we ready to lock it up, Chief?" Melek asked the soldier in charge of the scene. Chief Lokenus looked at him and raised an eyebrow. "My soldiers will have everything packed within an hour. Why are you so anxious to close it?" "Lokenus, I've been waiting twelve years for this to happen. I'd like to savour it a little, but unfortunately I've got things to do. We need to replace the king, soon."

by azienskieth

---------

8 Ways To Ring In Y18 With Your Pets
The holidays are over for another year, and you have a brief time to relax and recoup. As you sit around your fireplace or your dinner table reminiscing about what you accomplished in Y17, and your hopes for Y18, you might be thinking about how to celebrate the incoming new year. Fortunately for you, I compiled this super-fun list of options for you and your pets!

by bizniscorg

---------

101 Reasons NOT To Annoy Dr. Sloth
Even if my neck were on the line (which thankfully it isn’t), I’d hope you would be sensible enough not to do anything on that list. But just in case my pleas are not enough, here are some further reasons not to annoy Dr. Sloth…

by debbie1188

---------

Nerkmid Dreams: Unexpected Wall Decorations
Uh, yeah, I totally sold them...

Art by brooklyn3223

by therainbowsheep


---------

Potatoes - Loyalty
This is not what I signed up for.

by breaziecat



Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.