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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Museum at Midnight - Part One

As the two of us made our way to the Historic Weapons part of the Neopian Museum to meet Jane, we looked around the exhibits. I had to admit, this place was impressive.

by chasing_stars44
 
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Presents! Expectations! Probably for all sorts of people you didn't think of until the morning of the 14th rolled in. Despite all of the warning signs, you have left it MUCH too late. Panic, the same as every year, as you scrabble through the cavernous pit that your Safety Deposit Box now resembles, that is somehow...



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