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Pystry's Elemental Odyssey: Part One

"The Master wants to see you." 

Pystry the Mutant Hissi nodded in acknowledgement, then resumed straightening the tatami mats...

by peirigill

Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Against All Odds - Part One

"Well, that was not what I expected to happen," Chloe declared as she regained consciousness.

by kristykimmy
 
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"101 Ways to Annoy a Uni" by almedha
"But... but what is this?" Rushishi objected, flopping the cover of the book he was reading back over his Blumaroo hand. Something about their owner, Almedha, wanting them to spend more time reading and getting smarter and less time playing games. For some reason. "101 Ways to Annoy a Uni?" McCloud was glad he was an Eyrie if someone out there was publishing books like this... Was there a book out there entitled 101 Ways to Annoy a Blumaroo? It might be worth checking out...




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The Myth of Venuquin
Straining against the rope, the Shoyru gritted his teeth and pulled, wings mimicking the captain's.

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Interview with the Post Office Shopkeeper
This week, we had the privilege of interviewing the one who is responsible for many Neopian collectors' joy, the Post Office Shopkeeper!

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Road to Fame - Maggie's Idea (Part 3 of 6)
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So Says the Slorg!!
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