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Ridley's Ruin: Part One

I was sitting on a bench, playing my guitar, admiring the view of a rusty old machine spout oil all over the place, when some idiot knocked into me from behind and my guitar went flying out of my hands...

by ireneholmes
Agent of the Sway: Induction - Part One

There was the tiniest of cracks as the young blue Gelert forced the lock on one of the drawing room's windows, before silently pulling it open and gesturing to his fellow thief, a brown Kougra.

by herdygerdy
 
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Thieves Guild Presence



Surely you've heard of mysterious cases of something suddenly disappearing, even items which are thought to be impossible to take have disappeared overnight. Museums, theaters, banks, all the important places have often been finding missing items. Rumors say it's the Thieves Guild's doing, since the heists are so well planned and the target items are of high value. That, and a large sum of gold too. It's not easy to spot a member of this guild, since they know how to blend so well with the shadows. No one knows where they...



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Hall of Fame
As he stood atop the glistening, pristine platform he replayed his life in his mind. The victories, the injuries, the devastations.

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A Plethora of Plumpies
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by gypsychic420

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Halloween Lupes vs. Werelupes: An Anatomical Debate
Many people use the terms "Halloween Lupe" and "Werelupe" as interchangeable terminology for the same set of creature. However, this couldn't be farther from the truth.

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World Challenges – Challenge Yourself!
A World Challenge is a competition, but not just any competition!

by sylanne

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Sketchy Puns - Cloudfluff
Haha, right... like I haven't heard THAT one before...

by sparkles_a18

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The Derpnuggets
More lively? Coming right up!

by neojedi11



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