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	A Week in the Life of a Junior Defender: Part One The Defenders stationed in the Haunted Woods were noticing a large inflow of pets deeper into the woods, where they would simply vanish. It was beginning to happen so often that the Defenders had started sending out the raw recruits. by rachelindea
	The Travels of a Would-Be Knight: Part One One of the reasons most Neopians preferred the new portal system over sailing for traveling, Roxias decided, was that if they just transported themselves to another land they wouldn't have to worry about turning into petsicles while traveling during the winter. by daniecelpines

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Gnorbu Shearing Day

It is the sixth day of Sleeping, Gnorbu Shearing Day! Regardless of where they are, Neopia Central, Kreludor or Shenkuu, owners all over the worlds gather this day to trim their Gnorbus. Admittedly, they do need a fair bit of trimming after the cold winter Month of Collecting as their fur gets knotted...

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"You have the right to remain silent, Balthazar," one of the Chia cops said.

The blue Lupe growled darkly...

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Sticking to Those New Year's Resolutions on a Budget
As they fumble for the alarm on a dark, cold winter morning to go and do some exercise, a glance at the calendar mockingly shows that this is the month of Sleeping.

by equinewhispers

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The Crazy Techo Fanatic: King of the Stadium
The Crazy Techo Fanatic, also known as the Techo Super-Fan as well as the Angry Techo, has made quite some noise in Neopia ever since his discovery in the Altador Cup.

by faeriequeenoffire

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Mustache Wax
Heh.

Also by bubblequartz

by breakingchains

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Heights and Weights
That time when you compare the heights and weights of two pets and you realized it just doesn't make any sense!

by hideri

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