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Jake the Explorer and the Ruins of Pyre!: Part One

I've dealt with enough thieves in my days, and whether they be reformed or not - I won't allow anyone to plunder an ancient site!

by aisha_enchantress110
Time May Change Me: Part One

"You don't bite people just because you're upset with them. Now apologise to your sister."

by debbie1188
 
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"Pokey and the Slorg Day Festival" by donnaone
"We have to get started with training and practice for the race and the obstacle course, Pokey," Dara said as she gave Pokey some organic broccoli tops for his breakfast. Dara rushed through her own breakfast of chokato omelette, twirly fruit juice and faerie toast. She was so excited, the very first Slorg Day Festival was coming to Neopia Central. It was going to be so much fun...




Other Stories


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Calladamien Etiquette
"And remember," her mother said, "always hold out your pinkie when sipping from a teacup."

by chimie119

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She Gone
She was an unusually exuberant Wocky.

by havittaa

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Lock It Up!
Hopefully my bad experience will help others escape the same fate! :)

by freddiefroggie8

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The Ethics of 'Dream Pets'
If you visit a 'dream pet giveaway', you'll usually find the same color/species combos being posted again and again.

by cc_coffman98

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Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: Defying the Odds
Optimism has NO LIMITS.

by shamaela

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therapy.
In session with: Skeith Banker

by donte_10



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