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Permanence: Part One

"Excellent." Dr. Death grinned, rubbing his hands together.

Translation: I'm going to have fun making her a prisoner.

by angelpuss535

My Name is Lavendrette: Part One

"I wonder what we're doing today..." the purple Grundo mused after about a moment. "The agency's been light on us lately..."

by i_love_my_kitty_4
Hero of Shenkuu: Part One

Quite frankly, I don't trust anyone else with the power that I have.

by encroached
 
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"Ever Higher" by kittengriffin
Set stared out the window beside her desk. Central's skyscrapers reached up past and around her, steel and glass shining in the afternoon light. The school-day was almost over. As soon as this class was over she'd be able to go home. The blue Xweetok glanced at the teacher, an elderly Bori with fiery designs on his ashen fur. Mr. Elm was still droning on about the Council Age, one of the more boring topics. It immediately preceded Sloth's current reign...




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Ever Higher
Set stared out the window beside her desk. Central's skyscrapers reached up past and around her, steel and glass shining in the afternoon light.

by kittengriffin

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Lessal and the Fungus Balls
Do you hate going to the Neopian Hospital? Well, so does Lessal!

by bluewisp16

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An Interview with the Inflatable Balthazar
Through the power of recently developed Dr. Sloth technology, I have managed to secure an interview with none other than the Inflatable Balthazar himself!

by impellent

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10 Must-Eats at the Meridellian Celebration
Today's a big day! I've learned all about the different Meridellian dishes through the castle chefs here. Surprisingly, there's tons to be had!

Also by mojoschweni

by _moosetracks


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Umbrellas
You didn't want to stay dry, did you?

by vanillanillawafer

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Shenanigans!
She could at least read the food labels...

by moon_fur



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