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Permanence: Part One

"Excellent." Dr. Death grinned, rubbing his hands together.

Translation: I'm going to have fun making her a prisoner.

by angelpuss535

My Name is Lavendrette: Part One

"I wonder what we're doing today..." the purple Grundo mused after about a moment. "The agency's been light on us lately..."

by i_love_my_kitty_4
Hero of Shenkuu: Part One

Quite frankly, I don't trust anyone else with the power that I have.

by encroached
 
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"Hero of Shenkuu" by encroached
Becoming the Empress of Shenkuu was surprisingly—that is, almost disappointingly—easy. The residents needed a ruler, and the choices were few. I had the best interests of the people in mind, and my appearance as a Royalgirl Shoyru fit the role perfectly. An overwhelming majority of the Neopets of Shenkuu chose me as their leader, and awarded me with the highest floor of the Lunar Temple from which to conduct my royal rulings...




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Lessal and the Fungus Balls
Do you hate going to the Neopian Hospital? Well, so does Lessal!

by bluewisp16

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The Pre-Season Prankster
"Let's get these interviews over with. I'm not really looking forward to them myself, since I've been banned from playing any of my jokes. Can you believe that?"

by hamzandrilez

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Remember the Citadel
Ten years ago a second kingdom was also discovered, a kingdom whose memory is far less honored or celebrated. Nearly ten years ago, the Darigan Citadel was first spotted hovering on Meridell's horizon...

by kjcanimals

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An Interview with the Inflatable Balthazar
Through the power of recently developed Dr. Sloth technology, I have managed to secure an interview with none other than the Inflatable Balthazar himself!

by impellent

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Hidden Wonder
Ah, the joys of the working world...

by seraphicbrie

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Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: Noodles
Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care~

by shamaela



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