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Stealing Stones: Part One

"I must confess, I did not know you were a diamond fan."

"I must confess, neither did I," Jennings remarked.

by herdygerdy

Brainstorm: Part One

It was only the lump of utter dread in my throat and some innate sense of morality that had prevented me from shrieking in fright and hiding behind my living room sofa...

by vanessa1357924680
 
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Anti-Valentine's Day



Love is in the air; weewoos sing joyous songs, and the Chocolate Factory is full of neopets buying sweets for their sweet. It's all so happy and romantic. Blech! Sure, it's all fine and dandy for all of those saps, but what if you're tired of going the traditional route for Valentine's Day? Perhaps you just hate the holiday? You may even be like me, and are allergic to pink (it's a serious condition)....



Other Stories


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The Pendant
This is a tale of a Ed the bruce, Valentines, and “ST END”?

by silvergullmon77

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The Guardian: Fyora's Best Quest
Fyora looked out of a window, watching a group of gleeful young Neopets making a beeline for the Rainbow Fountain. She shook her head...

by alt1981black

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Anti-Valentine's Day: A How to Guide
It's that time of year again, ladies and gentlemen, when Neopians foolishly demonstrate their love to the closest people in their lives.

Also by iljanmw

by klutzygirl1


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How to Celebrate Valentine’s Day the Neopian Way
How to demonstrate your appreciation to your Neofriends, whether you have a large or small budget.

by fantasmagoria

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Chiavore: Valentine's Special
So jealous!

Ideas and dialogue by abductee

by frozenicicles


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OTL: @Golden Dubloon
They're both equally lame... *faceplant*

by kamagirin



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