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Stealing Stones: Part One

"I must confess, I did not know you were a diamond fan."

"I must confess, neither did I," Jennings remarked.

by herdygerdy

Brainstorm: Part One

It was only the lump of utter dread in my throat and some innate sense of morality that had prevented me from shrieking in fright and hiding behind my living room sofa...

by vanessa1357924680
 
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Anti-Valentine's Day



Love is in the air; weewoos sing joyous songs, and the Chocolate Factory is full of neopets buying sweets for their sweet. It's all so happy and romantic. Blech! Sure, it's all fine and dandy for all of those saps, but what if you're tired of going the traditional route for Valentine's Day? Perhaps you just hate the holiday? You may even be like me, and are allergic to pink (it's a serious condition)....



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Unique
"Even though your birthday isn't for another two weeks, your siblings and I decided to give you your biggest birthday gift early, if you want it," Tiana explained, her face beaming.

by allison_kitty11

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The Once Lonely Krawk
Once upon a time there lived a Mutant Krawk by the name of Argyle. Argyle was not your average Krawk, though. Argyle lived in a glass bottle.

by surealiish

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Ten Valentines Outfits for your Neopet!
It's time for Valentines Day outfits! We're here to share some looks that are fun and fashionable for users with both NC and NP budgets!

Also by kaylaftw

by pretty_feet


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How to Celebrate Valentine’s Day the Neopian Way
How to demonstrate your appreciation to your Neofriends, whether you have a large or small budget.

by fantasmagoria

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sanity ltd
Stan works on his overhand pitch.

by thunderlight314

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Darigans on Valentines
"OMG! A Darigan Peophin with roses!"

"OMG!! A Darigan Gelert with chocolates!!"

by lyon_princess




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