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Stealing Stones: Part One

"I must confess, I did not know you were a diamond fan."

"I must confess, neither did I," Jennings remarked.

by herdygerdy

Brainstorm: Part One

It was only the lump of utter dread in my throat and some innate sense of morality that had prevented me from shrieking in fright and hiding behind my living room sofa...

by vanessa1357924680
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Anti-Valentine's Day

Love is in the air; weewoos sing joyous songs, and the Chocolate Factory is full of neopets buying sweets for their sweet. It's all so happy and romantic. Blech! Sure, it's all fine and dandy for all of those saps, but what if you're tired of going the traditional route for Valentine's Day? Perhaps you just hate the holiday? You may even be like me, and are allergic to pink (it's a serious condition)....

Other Stories


The Pendant
This is a tale of a Ed the bruce, Valentines, and “ST END”?

by silvergullmon77


The Guardian: Fyora's Best Quest
Fyora looked out of a window, watching a group of gleeful young Neopets making a beeline for the Rainbow Fountain. She shook her head...

by alt1981black


What to Wear For Valentine's Day
Need to know the best wearables to dress your Neopet in for Valentine's Day? Read this!

by brgreat101


Tender Toddler's Treasures: A Guide to Valentine's Gifts for your Baby Neopet
So, of course, you'll want to get your wuvwy liddle baby something extra special for Valentine's Day, to show them just how much you love luff wuv them. But what?

by mrs_cherish


The Pant Devil
On Valentine's Day

by niebieska


Chance of Rain - Valentines Gifts
They'll just give each other cards next time...

by mizumew

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