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Starblaze and Blasterfire: Part One

"If I wanted that blaster fixed with Mallard tape, I'd have done it myself!"

by saphira_27
The Trial of Her Mind: Part One

"What was your nightmare about?"

I shrugged. "The Darkest Faerie. Creepy, huh?"

by sheik_30999

The Mystery of the Brightvale Abduction: Part One

It was a cool morning in winter when I first entered this case. I was, on that morning, unemployed; and as is my usual custom at such times, I had stayed up late reading mystery fiction the night before...

by patt788
Scarblade's Pearl: The Revenge - Part One

Isca knew a dream was beginning. A special dream which would warn her of the future.

by theloverpokemonqueen
 
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Great Colors For Skeiths



Skeiths. The poor things are always looked down on with disdain at best and outright cruelty at most. They come from the same proud, fiery line as the (in my opinion) far overused Draiks, and are closely related to the cheerful middling Scorchios. Why are they so not loved? It's the chubs, obviously. People see the wide stomachs and immediately decide that Skeiths aren't worth their time. Folks, don't judge a Skeith by his middle. You'll be making a dire mistake.



Other Stories


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From Green to Faerie, from Ogrin to Grarrl
How a particular pet changed colors so many times, with allusions to the fall of Faerieland.

by mortesth

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I'm Just That Big Monster That Broke Your Island
It's not as if anyone has bothered to ask me; I mean, I'm only the giant monster under the sea...

by codswobble

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Playing Hungry Skeith with the Buzz
I've brought our Buzz friend with me because who better to give tips than someone who works in the game himself?

by terabithian

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Optimal Tyranu Evavu
The objective of Tyranu Evavu is to guess whether the next card in the pack of cards will be higher or lower.

by htamale

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Odds&Friends #4
Take some time to reflect.

by bartongkillershrimp

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LOL - Habitarium Edition
Those p3s are smarter than you think!

by toffeedatepudding



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