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Starblaze and Blasterfire: Part One

"If I wanted that blaster fixed with Mallard tape, I'd have done it myself!"

by saphira_27
The Trial of Her Mind: Part One

"What was your nightmare about?"

I shrugged. "The Darkest Faerie. Creepy, huh?"

by sheik_30999

The Mystery of the Brightvale Abduction: Part One

It was a cool morning in winter when I first entered this case. I was, on that morning, unemployed; and as is my usual custom at such times, I had stayed up late reading mystery fiction the night before...

by patt788
Scarblade's Pearl: The Revenge - Part One

Isca knew a dream was beginning. A special dream which would warn her of the future.

by theloverpokemonqueen
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"Hostile Takeover" by a_greenparrot
"I'm innocent!" he cried as he cowered in fear. He then realized who he was talking to, and saw that she was no ordinary neopet. She had the form of an Usul, yet she seemed to be made of pure darkness. It was like he was staring into the void of space, yet she only seemed partially there. As if she was simply a two-dimensional shadow that was now standing on its own. "Are you the super evil genius?" she asked icily. "Uh..." Jimmi paused as his mind raced to catch up. "Yes, yes, I am. Jimmi Chumpchange..."

Other Stories


The Song of the Pound
For no reason specifically, the crying stopped. For one golden moment, no one screamed.

by dragonsdomainaa


The Move
Acaberry had a hard time adjusting to change when we moved to Mystery Island.

by chestnuttiger787


A Pet for Every Board
Have you ever wondered, if each Neoboard were asked to pick a pet to represent itself, which pets they would pick?

by fireairshadow


Getting Ready For The Championships: An Inside Scoop
Keep reading this article for a [top secret] interview with none other than, no, not Dr. Sloth, but Kevin the Korbat.

by sonny_iz_cute


The Adventures of Caydas
I admit... I stuff.

by inuyashalover37


Odds&Friends #4
Take some time to reflect.

by bartongkillershrimp

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